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• Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

  Albert Einstein

  Funny, Hilarious, Education

  Albert Einstein (2015). “Bite-Size Einstein: Quotations on Just About Everything from the Greatest Mind of the Twentieth Century”, p.32, St. Martin's Press

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• There are three kinds of power,--wealth, strength, and talent; but as old age always weakens, often destroys, the two latter, the aged are induced to cling with the greater avidity to the former.

  Charles Caleb Colton

  Power, Age, Three

  Charles Caleb Colton (1824). “Lacon, Or, Many Things in a Few Words: Addressed to Those who Think”, p.26

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• Those modern analysts, they charge so much! In my day, for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks Freud would let you treat him - that included a choice of any two vegetables.

  Woody Allen

  Vegetables, Choices, Pants

  Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

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• While the game of deadlocks and bottle-necks goes on, another more serious game is also being played. It is governed by two axioms. One is that there can be no peace without a general surrender of sovereignty: the other is that no country capable of defending its sovereignty ever surrenders it. If one keeps these axioms in mind one can generally see the relevant facts in international affairs through the smoke-screen with which the newspapers surround them.

  George Orwell

  Country, Games, Mind

  George Orwell (1968). “The Collected Essays, Journalism and Letters of George Orwell: In front of your nose, 1945-1950”

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• There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

  Fran Lebowitz

  Car, Wish, Visitors

  1981 Social Studies,'Lesson One'.

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• If there's a gun on the wall in act one, scene one, you must fire the gun by act three, scene two. If you fire a gun in act three, scene two, you must see the gun on the wall in act one, scene one.

  Anton Chekhov

  Wall, Book, Gun

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• I believe that two people are connected at the heart, and it doesn't matter what you do, or who you are or where you live; there are no boundaries or barriers if two people are destined to be together.

  Julia Roberts

  Love, Boyfriend, Believe

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• Love is the harmony of two souls singing together.

  Gregory J. P. Godek

  Love, Soul, Singing

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• F-E-A-R has two meanings: 'Forget Everything And Run' or 'Face Everything And Rise.' The choice is yours.

  Zig Ziglar

  Running, Fear, Forget Everything

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• The Bible is the story of two gardens: Eden and Gethsemane. In the first, Adam took a fall. In the second, Jesus took a stand. In the first, God sought Adam. In the second, Jesus sought God. In Eden, Adam hid from God. In Gethsemane, Jesus emerged from the tomb. In Eden, Satan led Adam to a tree that led to his death. From Gethsemane, Jesus went to a tree that led to our life.

  Max Lucado

  Bible, Jesus, Fall

  Max Lucado (2012). “A Gentle Thunder: Hearing God Through the Storm”, p.44, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• We generally change ourselves for one of two reasons: inspiration or desperation.

  Jim Rohn

  Inspiration, Choices, Self Improvement

  FaceBook post by Jim Rohn from Mar 21, 2017

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• Unity is plural and, at a minimum, is two.

  R. Buckminster Fuller

  Unity, Chaos, Complexity

  R. Buckminster Fuller “Utopia or Oblivion: The Prospects for Humanity”, Estate of R. Buckminster Fuller

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• The Road has two rules only: begin and continue.

  Christmas Humphreys

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• It takes one person to forgive, it takes two people to be reunited.

  Lewis B. Smedes

  Inspirational, Forgiveness, Letting Go

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  A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.

  Ruth Graham

  Love, Friendship, Relationship

  Ruth Bell Graham, Gigi Tchividjian (2009). “A Quiet Knowing”, p.42, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• When you seek revenge, be sure to dig two graves.

  Christopher Eccleston

  Revenge, Graves

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• There are only two things in a business that make money - innovation and marketing, everything else is cost.

  Peter Drucker

  Innovation, Marketing, Cost

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• Sometimes, the shortest path between two points is serpentine.

  Christopher Benfey

  Path, Sometimes

  Christopher Benfey (2012). “Red Brick, Black Mountain, White Clay: Reflections on Art, Family, and Survival”, p.21, Penguin

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• Men would live exceedingly quiet if these two words, mine and thine, were taken away.

  Anaxagoras

  Taken, Men, Quiet

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• If there's an energy between two people it doesn't matter what you look like or what you do for a living or where you live.

  Jennie Garth

  People, Energy, Looks

  "Jennie Garth on '90210,' Amanda Bynes, Peter Facinelli" By Katie McLaughlin, www.cnn.com. December 11, 2012.

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• It's sad when two people who could never part without a kiss come to the point where they never part and so never kiss.

  Robert Breault

  Kissing, People

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• Love is the selfishness of two persons.

  Antoine de la Sale

  Love, Selfishness, Persons

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• I am two with nature.

  Woody Allen

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• I always tell kids, you have two eyes and one mouth. Keep two open and one closed. You never learn anything if you're the one talking.

  Gordie Howe

  Sports, Children, Learning

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• There are two types of people in this world: those whose look for opportunity and those who make it happen.

  Jay Samit

  Opportunity, People, Looks

  Twitter post from Aug 28, 2015

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