Talk:AAA

“We talk here”

~ Captain Obvious on this discussion

“Captain Obvious shut up”

~ Some Guy You Dont Know on Captain Obvious

Pretty awesome. I added a little thing on it just for fun. But I don't think it's funny. --ItsHenryYay 04:29, 9 October 2008 (UTC)User:ItsHenryYay

I thought ASS and POO and DIK were the best video game players ever. ~Cap'n SimzorzAr, Matey! 13:54, 18 May 2006 (UTC) you forgot SEX

From Crap to Creation!

Whoever made this page is pretty awesome. I mean, it was just a redirect to AAAAAAAAA! when I created it!

Nice work, Zork Implementor L!

Flameviper12 21:38, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

Yes, I think this is bound to be featured once it is finished. Well done. --Hindleyite |

PL | CUN | Converse 14:04, 18 May 2006 (UTC)

It was initially just the idea that was good...but I really laughed out loud at the parts about Zero Wing and Metroid.--Katana314 03:11, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Heh, glad you liked those two. *Gratuitously taking credit* --User:Nintendorulez 21:28, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

How do I add to the accomplishments lists? I have a couple good ones like

AAA unlocked Nude Raider by typing in a cheat code. on the SNES. with a Sega Genesis controller.

Contribution

Added a history section linking AAA to Duke Nukem Forever. Might fit better under "speculations" or "Myths". Just want to say that this page could be awsome. If the original creator took some time to clear out the few stupid parts and shorten the lists it would be great. - Vigorion 23:04, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

Perhaps

This should be linked in to Anonymous (Life and works of)?

Should there be a reference to how AAA becomes CAP in Capcom games? --Hellopig 07:40, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

AAA is super effective against CAP and COM by first selecting AA as normal, then cycling through the letters to the right for the last letter until you get to A two times over (at least in sf3:3s arcade, you/I/someone can post results for other cap games if they could be bothered).

Unfunny Accomplishments

One user went in and deleted all of the unfunny accomplishments. I felt that it was a great edit. Why are there so many unfunny ones right now? It's so ridiculous now- he unlocked big boss in smash brothers? that's not even funny.

While I agree the crap needed to be sorted out, a lot of good ones got killed. ;_; --Missingno. 22:08, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I thought alot of them were removed just becasue the editor didn't get the joke. I thought my Big Rigs one was genius. Kevo 23:12, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

I suggest we create a subpage for people to list their gags, and put the best ones on the main article. That way, those who think it's too long are satisfied, and those who liked the other jokes will still have them there. Good idea? --Missingno... 20:21, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Sure, let's do it.--Undergroundbob 01:25, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

This revision seems to have most of the stuff before the huge pruning. --Missingno... 23:55, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

I added some of the old accomplishments, and remixed a few. I also added one of my own. ILIKECEREALX 18:29, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

And what does "Read through Harry Potter 6 without Dumbledore dying." have to do with games? Last I checked, Harry Potter was a book. ILIKECEREALX 02:24, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

There were a couple playstation games. but i'll give you that- yes, it's not a game related function. but it's still, in my opinion, much funnier than "unlocked big boss in smash brothers".--Undergroundbob 08:10, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Eh, there is starting to be way too many stupid accomplishments again. Megamanfanx7 15:05, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

how's bout these:

• beat deep blue with one pawn
• Chuck Norris fighting AAA = An unstoppable force vs. An immovable object

Or how about "Beat Windows on every difficulty level, even Vista!"--Dement 10:47, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Mind adding these? In Battlefield 2, AAA can shoot down aircrafts with medpacks. AAA has already beaten Duke Nukem Forever.

Sorry, about my add. I didn't know you were supposed to add here first. My accomplishment suggestion is the monkey island one. Help me out if you don't like it. Vigorion

Classic Atari Games

Well, I am annoyed that I'm not allowed to edit it. There's no point to generating an account if I'm not allowed to do that. But I do notice a serious lack here. I would have put in something like:

Though most people assume the games can never be won, he is the only one in history to actually beat Space Invaders, Pac Man, and Missile Command. After crushing the final wave, the aliens completely ran out of reinforcements because he killed every last one of them somehow. He unlocked a super-secret weapon which is even more awesome than the BFG 9000 (and nobody but he and the original programmer of the game know what it looks like, but rest assured, it's more incredible than anything you can imagine) which he used to kill the Ghosts permanently, and no one knows what he did for Missile Command, but you can be sure that if you witnessed it, your face would melt and your brain would explode. NverseMpossiblpRadox

is AAA Chuck Norris?

if not, how would a battle of Chuck VS AAA end? (131.130.121.106 18:13, 22 June 2006 (UTC))

Well, that really depends on the medium for the battle. In a straight mano-a-mano battle, Chuck will obviously deliver a roundhouse kick and defeat/humiliate/kill AAA instantaneously. In a video game battle, Chuck will obviously deliver a roundhouse kick and defeat/humiliate/kill AAA instantaneously. So the answer is, Chuck would win, but only if it is or is not a video game battle. Redmond 03:31, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

Chuck Norris jokes are older than my grnadmother. Let it fucking die already! --User:Nintendorulez 22:39, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

I don't mind that, but did you have to respond to one that was posted four months ago without any further activity? It would die sooner if you just left it alone. --Redmond 03:44, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

I think AAA would win

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Here's the story.

One day, Chuck Norris was bored of winning every single game he played. So he created AAA to provide him with a challenge. It worked too well, and AAA defeated every single one of Chuck Norris' high scores. Chuckie was incensed and challenged AAA to a video game brawl. It ended with poor little Chuckie's butt getting handed to him on a silver platter.

• This fictional story is meant to be taken for humorous purposes only. Xx is not responsible for any emotional or mental distress caused by the reading of the above fictional story. Thank you. Xx 22:21, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

I think this is even better.

When the first videogame was made, Chuck Norris was the one who got the very first highscores in it. However, AAA got better highscores 5 seconds later. Chuck Norris went like "My reign is over already? It's not fair!" and, years later, he challenged AAA in the first fighting game ever created. AAA was surprised and decided that he wouldn't lose the third and the final match. Since then, none of trheir fights in any game has ended. Nowadays, eberytime a new videogame with multiplayer is published, AAA and CN buy it, challenging each other. NONE OF THEIR BATTLES HAS ENDED. They are still each other's archrivals and they have caused fear in the minds of gamers ever since. 84.251.27.117 22:59, February 27, 2012 (UTC)

article about Prima?

Perhaps someone should write about Prima, this fascinating female gamer who knows entire games before they're released, and manages to write full strategy guides about them. Perhaps she's a time traveller? Maybe she's psychic? Maybe she moves so fast, blah blah blah. Does anyone know anything more about this fascinating creature? --AlexFolland 17:40, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

I actually took that "un-info" from a Prima page. It was later removed, not sure why.--Redmond 02:31, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

South Korea

I bet this guy would be worshiped in South Korea. Y'know, 'cause video games are like football there. Or something. Anyway there could be a section on that. Too bad I can't write... --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 04:33, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

I thought it was just Starcraft they play there... Lots and lots of Starcraft... --User:Nintendorulez 15:56, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

They play lots of MMORPGs as well

Maple Story for example

I thought it would be a funny accomplishment if AAA beat two Koreans in Starcraft, but not three at the same time. I mean, AAA is good, but he ain't Korean. IQ 18:06, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

Beating Super Mario World

Reference should be made to AAA's ability to not only play SMW on the Virtual Console with a Gamecube controller, but even with an unaccessorized Wii remote.

Beating Mewtwo

May i suggest that he beat a level 100 mewtwo with an unhatched togepi. and that he 96 starred every song in guitar hero. by yelling at the screen.

How about this?

I would put in AAA beats Japan's Super Mario Brothers 2 without warping, beating every level (Including worlds 9,A,B,C, and D.),getting through all maze castles, without getting any items, without dying even once, all in 0.9000 seconds using his tongue.

Another thing would be AAA breaks Ganandorf's 9999.9ft "Home Run Contest" record. (See Sandbag for more details.)

Oh, and the page is locked. How do you unlock locked pages?

Darth Retro 17:27, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

RuneScape

I think you should add something like

• He has beaten Zezima at RuneScape.
  
  

to the the Accomplishments section.

no... that would slightly ruin it... no offense what so ever but runescape is played by kids 10 and under --3lt3ponz3r 22:13, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

weird

I heard he beats wii sports with an unplugged nes controller

Sightings

http://sorethumbsonline.com/d/20050316.html shows a small blue midget bear that may be AAA in disguise. IQ 19:03, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

This one is actually really funny. If you edit the two first (irrelevant) frames, you have quite a presentation of AAA. Possible text: "AAA, alive beat Ninja Gaiden and Davil May Cry 3 at the exact same time. As he was a bear. And a tiny bear at that." Or "AAA riding the world of atheist characters everywhere." --Vigorion 08:56, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

Why not a birthdate?

We need a birthdate for this guy. Seriously. Otherwise people might think he's a god.

Someone should create ZZZ, the worst video game player on Eatrh as well.

--Darth Retro 21:53, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

I hope it's okay to have done it

I did a little combining for a few things in the bottom-most section so it wouldn't seem like it's dragging on as long. Just trying to help. -- Hanyouman 03:33, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, Thekillerfroggy keeps reverting my edits. What an asshole.

--Darth Retro 22:17, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

What about.....

making a {{Gods}} template? That way it'll be easier to find more gods that have certain talents.

--Darth Retro 22:15, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

corrections

Super Smash Bros. Brawl has been delayed from December 3, 2007 to February 10, 2008.

“AAA once beat Cruel Melee in Super Smash Bros. Melee. Twice!”

~ someone on AAA

That doesn't make sense. You can't beat something once twice.

Yes it does. It can mean "At one point in time, AAA beat Cruel Melee twice." For example, he might have two Super Smash Bros. games running on Melee mode at the same time and then beat them both at the exact same time. Besides, he is AAA. He can do anything related to video games. Xx 21:59, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

The article says he has beaten dragonball z budokai tenkaichi 6 when we haven't reached #3 when I have already beaten 3.

Possibly the best premise ever.

I'm willing to say that this is the best idea for an uncyclopedia article ever. But it loses some of it's purpose as it goes on. The accomplishments list, for one, is wa-a-a-a-a-hay too long, and has become flooded with stupid quips that not many people will get. It's way better to do a short, ten bullet list of something funny that everyone will understand, stuff to do with classic arcade games like pacman. And I think that giving AAA an identity and appearance kind of kills the spirit as well- lets keep him mysterious. And enough with the goddamn batteries, lets keep it arcade game jokes.

Only YOU can help save this gem of an article. And me. DarkBlue 22:06, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Me, too. Seriously, you're right -- the accomplishments list just gets way too long. Though I think a 10 bullet list is too short. Redmond 16:38, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

On further consideration, I think the biggest problem is the fact that people just tend to ad hoc accomplishments. If they think it's good, into the list it goes. We'd really need some way of admin-ing the list (or something like that) so it doesn't get completely cluttered. Perhaps a personal page or something to rate accomplishments?Redmond 16:51, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

AAA IS GOD!!!!

I just thought of it. --Over9000 22:05, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

AAA IS GOD!!!!

I just thought of that. LOL

--Over9000 22:05, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Tetris

How 'bout:

• When the original Tetris came out in '85, AAA played it for about 3 minutes before getting bored. He then jacked up the speed a millionfold and proceeded to get a score of 54 658 891 427 936 985 115 842 points by the next few moments.
• And he hasn't lost yet.

He reached level 9000000000009454435246334635653723152352367587453426322154675 in world of warcraft by killing a boar, with knives

More Suggestions

This might be a little surplus to requirements, but I couldn't resist having a go -

• In the Grand Theft Auto series, hookers pay AAA to have sex with them.

• AAA once played Duck Hunt for so long that ducks started piling up over the grass. Flushed from his hiding place, the dog ran for safety. The ensuing bloodbath may mark the only time AAA has ever laughed.

• AAA once drove into the volcano in Battlezone. And killed it.

• AAA has never stepped off the pedal during a game of Time Crisis.

• AAA understands the plot of the Metal Gear series.
  • And Killer7.

• AAA puts his own torch out. This makes it easier for him to sneak up on grues.

Existentialist Jones 01:25, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

• AAA beat portal without the portal gun.

And even more...

• He unlocked Chuck Norris in every edition of Soul Calibur.
  • And prevented Ivy's censored outfit being in the North American release of Soul Calibur IV.

• He unlocked Cookie Monster as a playable character in Guitar Hero.

• He was originally to be one of the main playable characters of the Metal Slug series. But then, the developers didn't want it to become a documentary.

• He was originally to be the villain in Command & Conquer, but the game proved to be too difficult so they replaced him with Kane.

A more controversial one:

• He prevented Einstein from assassinating Hitler in Command & Conquer: Red Alert.

• He beat ET. Without falling into a hole.

Apparently...

He can't beat Touhou.

THATS A LIE THOUGH!!!!!

Orly?

Fly with AAA

Jenny craig

Anyone else notices that in the stories about AAA Craig is right under Jenny? Jenny Craig XD

America's lost AAA rating

How can we work in jokes about the US losiing its AAA rating in the current article? 96.18.238.19 14:40, August 8, 2011 (UTC)

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This article has a chao in it. Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 19:07, 18 October 2013 (UTC)

I'm happy