Retard Quotes

• I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

  Ann Coulter

  Decision, Be Kind, Gentle

  twitter.com. October 22, 2012.

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• I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard.

  Megan Fox

  Prove, Resent

  "Megan Fox Finds Sex-Symbol Role Comes Naturally" by Eunice Oh, people.com. May 8, 2009.

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• My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.

  Alicia Silverstone

  Funny, Cute, Boyfriend

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Organized Christianity has probably done more to retard the ideals that were its founder's than any other agency in the world.

  Richard Le Gallienne

  Agency, Cynical, Religion

  Richard Le Gallienne (1895). “The Religion of a Literary Man: (Religio Scriptoris)”

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• Maybe I'm a supernatural retard.

  C.C. Hunter

  C. C. Hunter (2011). “Awake at Dawn”, p.52, St. Martin's Griffin

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• The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

  Joe Rogan

  Acting, Way, Retarded

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• Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.

  Natasha Leggero

  Fans, Use, Beliebers

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• One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.

  Mike Tyson

  Morning, Men, Hands

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• You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded.

  Michael Scott

  Gay, People, Acting

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• I know what you wanted to say, Do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the retard that you are? You can say it, lady.

  Andy Dick

  Thinking, Brain, Wanted

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• Mathematical discoveries, like springtime violets in the woods, have their season which no human can hasten or retard.

  Carl Friedrich Gauss

  Science, Discovery, Woods

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• I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.

  Leonardo DiCaprio

  Funny, School, Hands

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• Our political correct society is acting like some giant insult's taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards...There's going to be a retard summit at the White House.

  Rush Limbaugh

  Stupid, Taken, White

  "Will Sarah Palin call on Rush Limbaugh to apologize for saying liberal activists are ‘retards’?" by Matt Corley, thinkprogress.org. February 3, 2010.

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• Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it.

  Jason Bateman

  Christian, Scripts, Hale

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• Abuse is the means in which violence retards love.

  Inga Muscio

  Mean, Abuse, Violence

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• My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala music is completely retarded.

  Kid Koala

  Kids, Intelligent, Thinking

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• There was endless controversy as to whether the acts of the New Deal did actually move recovery or retard it, and nothing final could ever come of that bitter debate because it is forever impossible to prove what might have happened in place of what did.

  Garet Garrett

  Moving, Recovery, Forever

  Garet Garrett (1944). “The Revolution was”

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• We have now gone beyond 100 in number, and the desire to join seems rather to increase, though it was thought the foundations would retard it, it seems quite otherwise.

  Catherine McAuley

  Numbers, Desire, Foundation

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• Libertarians recognize the difference between adults and children, as well as differences between normal adults and adults who are insane or mentally hindered or retarded.

  Tom G. Palmer

  Children, Differences, Insane

  Tom G. Palmer (2009). “Realizing Freedom: Libertarian Theory, History, and Practice”, p.35, Cato Institute

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  Of all the frictional resistances, the one that most retards human movement is ignorance.

  Nikola Tesla

  Ignorance, Movement, Resistance

  Nikola Tesla, David Hatcher Childress (2000). “The Tesla Papers”, p.30, Adventures Unlimited Press

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• My sister is also retarded. Across the board. She's a one hundred per cent, honest to goodness, born that way retard. I learned a long time ago that if you're going to tell a story about your retarded sister, you need to mention she's retarded right off the bat or inevitably, at the end of the story, someone will say, What... is she, retarded? And then you have to go, Uh... yeah, she is. Followed by a lengthy, awkward silence.

  Bonnie McFarlane

  Long, Silence, Awkward

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• ..be smart, don't be a retard.

  Eminem

  Smart, Being Smart

  Song: Guilty Conscience

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• Of all the frictional resistances, the one that most retards human movement is ignorance, what Buddha called 'the greatest evil in the world.' The friction which results from ignorance ... can be reduced only by the spread of knowledge and the unification of the heterogeneous elements of humanity. No effort could be better spent.

  Nikola Tesla

  Ignorance, Knowledge, Science

  Nikola Tesla (2013). “The Problem of Increasing Human Energy, With Special References to the Harnessing of”, p.15, Simon and Schuster

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• If the years of youth are experienced slowly, while the later years of life hurtle past at an ever-increasing speed, it must be habit that causes it. We know full well that the insertion of new habits or the changing of old ones is the only way to preserve life, to renew our sense of time, to rejuvenate, intensify, and retard our experience of time - and thereby renew our sense of life itself. That is the reason for every change of scenery and air.

  Thomas Mann

  Past, Air, Years

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• Yes, I play dress up. I do it for a living, like a retard.

  Jennifer Aniston

  Play, Dresses

  "The Worst Celebrity Foot-in-Mouth Moments". www.foxnews.com. August 20, 2010.

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