Husband Quotes

• Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.

  Zig Ziglar

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  FaceBook post by Zig Ziglar from Jun 28, 2013

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• A loving wife will do anything for her husband except stop criticizing him and trying to improve him.

  J. B. Priestley

  Women, Wife, Trying

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• An easy-going husband is the one indispensable comfort of life.

  Ouida

  Comfort, Easy, Indispensable

  Ouida (2016). “Wisdom, Wit and Pathos of Ouida”, p.388, Ouida

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• A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

  Michel de Montaigne

  Anniversary, Marriage, Wedding

  Attributed to "Essais" by Michel de Montaigne, Book I, Ch. 20, 1595.

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• At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child, or a parent.

  Barbara Bush

  Inspirational, Life, Meaningful

  Barbara Bush (1994). “Barbara Bush: A Memoir”, Scribner

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• The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.

  B. R. Ambedkar

  Relationship, Friends, Marriage

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• A good husband makes a good wife.

  John Florio

  Inspirational, Marriage, Wife

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• Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

  Martin Luther

  Love, Marriage, Sorry

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• I think what makes our marriage work amid all the glare is that my husband is my best friend. He inspires everything in my life and enables me to do the best that I can. I want to hang out with him more than anyone.

  Faith Hill

  Friendship, Thinking, Inspire

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• Knowing my husband they way I do, this is what he lives for - real competition. And I don't think he was ever satisfied when he was with the WWE. He just loves the thrill of competition.

  Brock Lesnar

  Real, Wrestling, Thinking

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• The fittest time to corrupt a man's wife is when she's fallen out with her husband.

  William Shakespeare

  Marriage, Men, Wife

  William Shakespeare (2010). “Coriolanus”, p.42, Cambridge University Press

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• An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

  Agatha Christie

  Love, Funny, Birthday

  Attributed in Bennett Cerf, The Life of the Party (1956)

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• To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.

  Simone de Beauvoir

  Funny, Art, Jobs

  Simone de Beauvoir (1953). “The second sex”, Vintage

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• A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.

  Washington Irving

  Love, Family, Sister

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• Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Beauty, Power, Wife

  Ambrose Bierce (2001). “The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary”, p.24, University of Georgia Press

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• After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

  Helen Rowland

  Marriage, Women, Sight

  Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.45, Lulu.com

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• The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

  Herbert V. Prochnow

  Love, Funny, Relationship

  Herbert V. Prochnow (1994). “1000 Stories and Illustrations for All Occasions”, Baker Publishing Group

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• I get an abundance of e-mail every day, some say 'dear Richard, can you call my husband, he weighs 400 pounds...' or 'my 14-year-old is 200 pounds...' or 'I just got divorced, no one wants me, I am 500 pounds.' So I pick up the phone and I call people.

  Richard Simmons

  Phones, Years, People

  "Interview: Richard Simmons diet". AskMen Interview, www.askmen.com.

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• When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Retirement, Wife, Age

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• A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.

  Honore de Balzac

  Inspirational, Good Morning, Marriage

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• The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

  Voltaire

  Inspirational, Wife, Delight

  "La Femme Qui a Raison,". Book by Voltaire, 1759.

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• When a wife has a good husband, it is easily seen on her face.

  Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

  Marriage, Wife, Faces

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• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

  Charles M. Schwab

  Future, Men, Wife

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• The man as he converses is the lover; silent, he is the husband.

  Honore de Balzac

  Men, Lovers, Silent

  Honore de Balzac (2011). “Letters of Two Brides”, p.58, The Floating Press

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• Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

  Nancy Astor

  Drinking, Beer, Alcohol

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