The Wheels of Justice turn slowly but exceedingly fine.
Global warming has taken the place of Communism as an absurdity that 'liberals' will defend to the death regardless of the evidence showing its folly.
Democracy is a form of government that cannot long survive, for as soon as the people learn that they have a voice in the fiscal policies of the government, they will move to vote for themselves all the money in the treasury, and bankrupt the nation.
We have not to fear anything, except fear itself.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Forgiveness is divine, but never pay pull price for late pizza.
A true friend is someone you can disagree with and still remain friends. For if not, they weren't true friends in the first place.
Beauty isn't about having a pretty face it's about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart, and a pretty soul.
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?
Through humility, soul-searching, and prayerful contemplation we have gained a new understanding of certain dogmas. The church no longer believes in a literal hell where people suffer. This doctrine is incompatible with the infinite love of God. God is not a judge but a friend and a lover of humanity. God seeks not to condemn but only to embrace. Like the fable of Adam and Eve, we see hell as a literary device. Hell is merely a metaphor for the isolated soul, which like all souls ultimately will be united in love with God.
Man, I hate waking up with a dead hooker.
I do not believe in people owning guns. Guns should be owned only by the police and military. I am going to do everything I can to disarm this state.
The legislation of Quran will spread all over the world, because it agrees with the mind, logic and wisdom.
You don't need a reason to help people.
Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.
Do not be like the cat who wanted a fish but was afraid to get his paws wet.
Love from one side hurts, but love from two sides heals.
Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
Don't believe everything you think.
In times of crisis, it is of utmost importance to keep one's head.
I'm just a soul whose intentions are good Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood
Someone who smiles too much with you can sometime frown too much with you at your back.
It is hard to deal with someone who smiles and pretends to like you to your face and sticks that eight inch blade in your back when you turn around.
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