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“Gumbal1! He's hot!”
“SHUT UP!”
“He did almost beat me at kitten huffing”
“The robots have taken me. Please send help.”
I really hate this article.
Ceiling cat is watching you read this crap.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? |
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In Latin they would be Dexter. |
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So hand it over. NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine) |
Chuck Norris likes this article.
He likes it more than he does with most others, therefore, You must also like this page too or Chuck WILL kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face. He will because he can. So show some respect to this page or Chuck will Fuck you up
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. |
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See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas. |
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No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.
<-- See? |
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. |
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. |
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Whoa! You made it! Good job!! |
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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! |
| MS-P | This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities. |
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* |
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This user should not be trusted. |
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This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own Chosen People. |
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This user believes that admins are control freaks. |
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This user is a mutant. |
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Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? |
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This user is  , and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.
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This user is a pyromaniac. |
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This user is NOT Thinkerer As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor do they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer. |
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YOU WERE NOT THERE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE INTERVIEW! This article contains material that may cause you to start screaming. |
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This user edits Hypercube and knows that there are exactly 962884857 rooms. |
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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. |
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This user is a mutant. |
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime. |
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This user hates you and everyone you care about. |
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This user is a complete, irredeemable dead flounder. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and affords at the dead flounder. |
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THIS IS SPARTA! |
| ♂ | This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. |
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
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This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload. |
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet. |
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Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page. |
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This user's IQ is decreasing every time you speak. |
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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Somebody set up us the bomb. For great justice take off every 'zig'. |
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This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. |
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This user huffs kittens and Catgirls. |
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
You forgot Poland.
| Warning. This Article contains the spoiler that Snape killed Dumbledore. So don't read it. |
I like food
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This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!! |
Food I like:
My goals
- Find the Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice
- Kill You, <insert name here>
- Set us up the bomb
- Find Yak city
My army
Weegee's revenge
Gallery
Acheivments
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- Huffed a Catgirl
- Survived being eaten by a Grue (Though it was still painful)
- Almost beat Oscar Wilde at his own game
- Touched M.C. Hammer
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Random shit
CUNT
Jimmy Neutron pasteurizes death!
Ancient Gods of the Greek mythology (also known as the Christ family) (alternate huge version)
v d e Chaos ┌───┴───┐ Chaos═╤═Chaos ┌───┴───┬───────────┐ Amor═╤═Gaea Tyber Zann │ │ ┌───Oranos═╤═Kronos╤═Corruption │ │ │ │ ┌────┴────┐ └─┐ │ Arceus══╤══Palkia═╪═Dialga══╤══Edward Cullen │ Chaos══╪══Mewtwo─┘ Giratina Aphrodite/Venus══╪══Oscar Wilde (see here) │ ┌─────────────┼────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ │ Universe Clam │ Aphrodite════╪════Hermes │ │ │ ┌──Hermaphrodite ┌──────┬────────────┬─────┴───┬──────────────┬──────────────┤ ├───────────┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Sonic Zeus════╤════Hera══╤══This Guy═╤═J. Neutron═╤═Fairy Godmother═╤═Wyatt══╤══Poseidon │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ ┌────────┬────────┴───┐ │ └────┼────┼──┤ Carl Sagan╧══╤═══Anonymous │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Pacman══╤══Mr. Love══╤══Hermes ├───Antithe Tinkerbell╧═God═════╤════Virgin Mary═══╤═══Chronos │ │ │ ├───Athe │ │ Mothra═╤═Oscar Wilde Peter Pan─────┼───Pan───────────Boxy Original Jesus═══╤═══Mary Magdalene ┌───┴────┬──────┬─────┐ └──Peter Griffin │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ PS Man │ Gene Ray │ ...and we all know what happened next │ │ Cecil │ │ ║ Godzilla═╤═Google │ Goa Tse═══════╤═══Your mom ║ │ │ │ ╟─────┬──────┐ Mozilla Firefox═╤═Mew ┌────┴─────┐ ║ Latios Latias══╤══Ash │ │ │ ║ ┌───┼───┐ Mewtwo │ Transvesta Corruption══╤══Mewtwo OMG WTF BBQ ║ ┌───────┤ │ │ ║ ╚╤Harry Potter═╪═════╤Splenda═╤═Wilford Brimley ║ │ │ │ │ ║ Me══╤══...And you... │ │ ║ │ ┌────┘ ┌────┴─────┐ ║ King Ghidorah │ Diabeetis Meow Mix════════════════════════════╤╝ ║ │ ┌────┴─────┐ Food ║ Frankenstein Captain Falcon Sam Fisher ║ │ ╟─┐ ╚╤Frankenstein's Monster│ │ │Gollum Mega Man
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