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Thinker St. James
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Awards
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Original Articles
Honored first, ordered by personal preference thereafter.
- Folgers Crystals (*Featured)
- Mr. Kearsy (*Featured)
- Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers? (*Featured Currently the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history.)
- Cup Stacking (*Featured )
- Bowtie (*Featured)
- Raoul Duke (*Featured)
- Easter Bunny (*Featured)
- UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury (*Featured)
- Rebecca Sealfon (*Featured)
- UnBooks:The Hell's Chicken Showdown of 1993 (*Featured)
- Donner (*Featured)
- Break Up Letter (*outstanding formatting by EugeneKay) (*Featured)
- In Confidence We Walk: Upton Sinclair's Keynote Speech to the National Writer's Consortium, 1943 (*Featured)
- Use a Coaster! (*Featured)
- UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Björk (*Featured)
- Interpretive Death (*Featured)
- MF DOOM (*Featured)
- UnScripts:The Creature of Planet Cheese (*Featured)
- Rich Uncle Pennybags (*Featured)
- UnPoetia:The Best Damn Tape Measure in the World (*Featured)
- Did I really move to LA? (*Featured)
- Stephen Colbert (*Quasi-Featured)
- UnBooks:The Wait (*Featured)
- Maya Angelou
- Thunderdome (drinking game)
- Peter Bogdanovich
- UnPoetia:Ode to Pink Shirt Guy
- HowTo:Open a Door
- Poppycock
- The Bank
- George Lucas
- Harold and Kumar: The Quest for the Castle of White
- KannOno Warmachine
- David Hicks
- UnScripts:UnPrairie Home Companion
- Kim (sexy barista)
Original Collaborations
- UnScripts: Sex Seafood: An Exploration in Flim by Peter Bogdanovich and Unrelated Quotes Guy (*with THE)
- UnScripts: Sex Seafood: Special Director's Commentary Edition (*with THE)
- Sex Seafood (*with THE)
- Jaws did WTC (*with Bradaphraser, pictures by Mhaille) (*Featured)
- Consolation Prize (*with RAHB) (*Featured)
- UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul (*with RAHB) (*Featured)
- UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (*with RAHB) (*Featured)
- UnNews:Fashion police tell Austin woman "girlfriend, that outfit has GOT to go!" (*with RAHB)
Original UnNews Articles
Ordered chronologically.
- UnNews:The Henson Rat added to endangered species list
- UnNews:Spontaneous building explosion concerns Iraqi terror group
- UnNews:Science confirms: Love is, in fact, a battlefield
- UnNews:Osbourne uses The Secret to will herpes upon adversary
- UnNews:Wikipedia vs. Myspace: Wales lays the gauntlet
- UnNews:Goats boycott Sony in slaying protest
- UnNews:Gun claims can't stop the Wall of Sound
- UnNews:Circuit City employee thwarts terror plot
- UnNews:People leaving the Matrix in droves after red pill mix-up (*Featured)
- UnNews:European critics praise American performance artist
- UnNews:Emos the world over voyage to Swiss death clinics (*Quasi-Featured)
- UnNews:Hundreds watch public execution, great time had by all
- UnNews:Entire world pissed off by Sopranos finale
- UnNews:Your grandma might be Al-Qaeda (*Featured)
- UnNews:Superman loses endorsements over foot fetish scandal
- UnNews:Uncyclopedian robbed, Keith Moon suspected
- UnNews:Osama bin Laden teams with Universal Studios for Terror Stunt Spectacular!
- UnNews:High court orders woman to "get a sense of humor"
- UnNews:Stuffy intellectuals discover internet memes (*Featured)
- UnNews:Life discovered on distant planet proves to be a major disappointment
- UnNews:The Grinch vacations in Florida, can't resist the urge to steal Christmas
- UnNews:Higher Power denies responsibility for dead bride
- UnNews:Oliver Stone poised for success with upcoming revisionist film
- UnNews:Impromptu Thunderdome erupts at Florida gas station
- UnNews:Tacoma's bleakness linked to pseudo-intellectualism
- UnNews:Protests erupt as Australia braces for Aimee Mann concert (*Featured)
- UnNews:Islamic controversies ruining 9/11 celebrations across the country
- UnNews:Facebook Supports Down's Syndrome Eradication via Censorship
Articles I Rewrote or Edited Heavily
Honored first, ordered by personal preference thereafter.
- UnBooks:Employee Manual (Orig. SirIsaac) (*Featured)
- HowTo:Deceive people on eBay (Orig. Manforman) (*Featured)
- UnBooks: Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) (Orig. Ljlego) (*Featured)
- Drunk Olympics (Orig. THE) (*Featured)
- Hillyard & Brickman Corporation (Orig. So So) (*Featured)
- UnNews:Irish voters get it all wrong (Orig. NaturalBornKieler) (*Featured)
- UnNews:Free in-app commerce is a go on iPhone, oldest profession first to capitalize (Orig. Puffskein) (*Featured)
- HowTo:Make a That's What She Said joke (Orig. Ljlego)
- Line (Orig. Todd Lyons, overhauled after Lenoxus)
- Flying Purple Hippos (Overhauled after Dolphinsplash12)
- Fridge Monsters (Orig. Violetflavoured nuisance)
- Everybody Hates Dubya (Television Series) (Orig. Dr. Fenwick)