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• Any dumb schmuck can change Simple English Uncyclopedia
• Any dumb schmuck can vandalize Simple English Uncyclopedia
• Any dumb schmuck cannot be banned for vandalizing Simple English Uncyclopedia
• Any dumb schmuck can create an article at Simple English Uncyclopedia
• Any dumb schmuck can create a trash article that will be immediately deleted from Simple English Uncyclopedia
• Any dumb schmuck can swear at an administrator for having deleted a trash article from Simple English Uncyclopedia
• Any dumb schmuck cannot be indefinitely blocked for profaning an administrator at Simple English Uncyclopedia
• Any dumb schmuck can protest against the block of a vandal at Simple English Uncyclopedia