Raygun

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.	This user lives in the United States of America.	This user lives in the U.S. State of Montana.
This user observes Daylight Saving Time.	This user's time zone is UTC-7.	This user is male.
This user is heterosexual.	This user is a Piscean.	蛇This user was born in the year of the Snake.
This user is a carnivore.	agnThis user is interested in agnosticism.	This user prefers that the death penalty be used as if everywhere were Texas.
This user is opposed to online censorship.	This user supports the legalization of cannabis.	This user is drug-free.
This user is a history buff.	This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid Earth, not a flat or hollow one.	This user supports the legalization of same sex marriage.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.	This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.	This user contributes using a PC.
This user contributes using Linux.	This user contributes using Firefox.	C2H5OH-2This user drinks occasionally.
This user drinks coffee.	This user enjoys cigars.	This user is The Stig.
This user watches Deadwood.	Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!	FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
This user enjoys classical music.	This user enjoys jazz music.	This user enjoys rock music.
This user enjoys heavy metal music.	This user is a drummer.	This user plays the guitar.
This user plays the bass guitar.	This user advocates the use of more cowbell.	1RRThis user prefers discussing changes on the talk page rather than engaging in an edit war.
This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spam a lot!	This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.	ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.