Flamingsheep1

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

he-0משתמש זה אינו מבין עברית (או מבין אותה בקשיים ניכרים).‏

This user was born in an aircraft.

${\frac {?}{0}}$ This user can divide by zero.

Welcome to the simple page of myself. I am Dave. Feel free to look about, however, I do admit that I programmed this page in the early early morning after being up for an extended period of time, so you might catch a glipse of just how messed up I can be running on adrenaline and sudafed (I do have quite the cold at the time of writing)!

ALRIGHT ALREADY! I wasn't born on an aircraft per se, it's just a darn figure of speech! O.K?
O.K.

Other nuggets of info about me

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.

SI-0This user thinks the metric system is bureaucratic and inhuman.

This user is a frequent poster at 4chan.

C:\>_This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it.