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Ice Quake (2010)
Some moments, but rather bland movie.
The idea of a ice quake is a weird idea, but could have work for this stupid idea. But the movie itself is rather bland and uninteresting throughout. Most of the movie is spend of the family just wandering around the mountains and getting separate. That part isn't that interesting to watch and barely anything happen during it. There is a minor side about about a crazy scientist guy which ended pretty quickly. Even the military plotline is rather generic and isn't interesting at all. As for the disaster scenes, there not that much earthquake disaster that you see throughout the movie because it spend a lot of times on the mountains with just cracks on it. The movie does has some nice explosion in it. And the acting itself is mostly bland.
Ice Quake could have been better, but is a bland movie that wasn't that enjoyable.
Burnt Offerings (1976)
Not the creepiness movie, but is a interesting one.
I found this to be an interesting type of supernatural movie that I watch. The story is interesting on how it's not about ghosts or spirts, but rather an estate thar cause the family to change throughout the days. It's interesting how the estate drains the family and becomes different people. Their moods changed, and they are not the same people that you first meet with. While the movie is a slow burn and it takes a while to get going. I think it works with this type of movie on the build-up towards their downfall throughout the movie. But I didn't find the movie to be that creepy because there was not that much that much happened in it other than the family mood changes and the climax of the movie. The ending gives off an eerie vibe to it. While the characters themselves aren't the most complex, they do have a nice build-up towards them changing. Like how Ben Rolf becomes more aggressive, Marian acts like she owns the house, and Elizabeth becomes weaker. While the son Davey doesn't have anything change about him. Also, Ben has a backstory of his deceased mother and a creepy Hearse driver that he sees in his vision. The acting is pretty good in this movie, and they do a pretty good job in the role.
Burnt Offering isn't a creepy movie, but it is an interesting type of movie that I recommend checking out if you're a fan of slow-moving movies.
The Frighteners (1996)
Fun movie, but wish the ghost appear more in it.
I found this to be a pretty enjoyable movie. The story is interesting with a man who can communicate with ghosts who discovered a ghost of a mass murderer taking people lives. I do like the whole idea of the movie, which is pretty creative and interesting to learn. It also has a dark backstory of the one who is causing it these deaths to happen. I found the movie to be enjoyable with the scenes with the ghost, and the comedy of the movie is pretty funny on how they execute it. One thing I wish is to more of the ghosts in the movie because they barely appear that much in it and want to see more of them. There is also a side plot with an FBI agent who believes that the main character is responsible for the deaths, but I didn't find that plot to be interesting. I found the characters to be a mixed bag in this movie.
The Frighteners is a fun supernatural comedy horror movie that is enjoyable to watch and is worth watching.
Green Room (2015)
Thrilling Movie
I found this to be a pretty good movie that I watched. The story is simple with a bank trapped inside a green room by a group of dangerous criminals. For this type of plotline, it's pretty obvious that they won't easily escape from the room and are repetitive with them failing at it. But the execution is pretty good on the tone and style it's going for. I do like the gritty look of the movie with it taking place in an isolated environment with a bunch of not friendly people in it and does a good job with the tone it has in it. It also shows how each sides aren't that good for people, either on their action throughout the movie. The movie does a good job with its thrills, with the characters trying their best to survive against the criminals and fighting back against them. But the climax itself is non-existent because there really isn't a climax in the movie. While the characters themselves aren't the most complex or interesting. The movie does have some pretty good performances to be found in this movie like Patrick Stewart does a great job playing as the leader of the group who gives off a commanding voice to him and shows how threatening he is.
Green Room is a pretty good movie that is both thrilling and suspenseful on the execution of it.
Grave Encounters (2011)
Underrated Found Footage Horror Movie
I found this to be a pretty great found footage horror movie that I have watched. The story is interesting with a paranormal crew gets trapped inside an abandoned psychiatric hospital. While the movie contains standard supernatural stuff you see, it has some unique things in it. Like how the place endless hallways that leads to nowhere and how the supernatural made the characters to he trapped in there. Also, it creates some dimension where time keeps going while its still dark inside, and who knows how long they have been in there. The movie has an interesting and disturbing backstory of the hospital and the patients in it with the amount of details of it. It also gets suspenseful with the characters trying to flee from the spirits of the place, and it has good tension during it. And the movie has a pretty chilling ending to it. The characters themselves are pretty much the weakest part of the movie. Almost all of them are one-dimensional and lack any development for them. It understandable with their action on them wanting to leave these crazy place and how they are about to lose it over the strange things happening. The acting is done pretty well for this type of movie. The special effects of the movie are pretty good with a low budget to it. I like the makeup effects on each of the spirits, which gives them an eerie vibe to it and have good details on them. The three scenes where they use CGI when their mouth expanded looks pretty decent and is creepy when you see it. I really like the atmosphere of the movie with its found footage and tone it presented here, which is pretty effective.
Grave Encounters is a great found footage horror movie that I enjoyed watching and is underrated.
The Crow (1994)
One of my favorite superhero movies
It really sad that Brandon never got a chance to finish this movie, but the movie turns out to be really great. The story is your standard revenge with after Eric death, he comes back and take his revenge on the ones who killed him and his lover. I really like the build up with him coming back and discovered his new powers that he was given. Eric Draven is a great character on how he wants revenge and changes people live around. Brandon Lee does a great job with his performance and its sad that it his last movie he was in. Other great characters in the movie are Sarah who was Eric friend who he still care about and Daryl Albrecht a cop who notice his resurrect. The villains are a bunch of criminals who are responsible in his death and are threatening villains. The action scenes are fun and suspense with its choreography fight and the cinematography of it. I also like the style of the movie with it being a gritty and dark atmosphere where crime is come in where it set in.
The Crow is one of the best superhero movies that I watched and is worth checking out.
RIP Brandon Lee.
The Lodge (2019)
Effective and chilling
I found this to be an interesting type of movie that I have watched. The story is interesting to learn more about Grace Marshall past and her mental state throughout. It's similar to the Heavens Gate cult over what happened to each of the members of it. The movie builds up really well with revealing the character Grace and her slowly losing her mind. I like the psychological horrors it presented here with her slowly becoming strange and bizarre over the action she does throughout the movie. It shows how effective the execution of the movie is with the screenplay and direction it shows throughout. I also like the atmosphere of being isolated in a cabin during the snowing weather, which looks beautiful with its cinematography. I found the revealed to be interesting on what is going on in the movie and who is actually doing it. But the way the movie ends is abrupt and anticlimactic. The movie focuses on three characters in the entire movie, and they work really well.
Grave Marshall is the finance of the kids' father who has a backstory of being the only survivor of a cult mass suicide. I like how they explored the character background and mental state throughout the movie. She's definitely the most developed character in the movie, and she's a bizarre type of person. It really shows how the cult effective her mental state and personality. Railey Keough does an excellent job playing as the character with her performance and personality. Aiden and Mia are the two kids of Richard who won't seem to like Grace all that much. While it's typical for kids to not like step parents, they aren't that interesting or developed throughout the movie until much later in it. Both of them aren't that memorable compared to Grace.
The Lodge is an interesting type of movie that I found to be effective and chilling.
Sting (2024)
One of those movies that is best to watch only once
I found this to be a pretty flat killer spider movie that I saw. The story isn't anything too interesting, with it being a kid who finds an ordinary spider that turns out to be something dangerous. It shows that the spider is from outerspace, which means it's an alien spider. They are already alien spider movies from the past, and this one doesn't do anything to be unique or bizarre because it mostly grows into giant size. I do like the build-up with it growing into bigger sizes and how dangerous it can be. The movie also tries to do family drama with the relationship between the main character and her stepfather, which is generic and easily predictable. It is what the movie mostly focuses on it because the plotline with the spider isn't that expanded on that much. There is barely any tension to be found in this movie because it happened pretty quickly without any suspense, and the climax is underwhelming. The ending ends with a cliffhanger. The characters try to show some depth to them but are rather generic. The special effects are minimum in this movie, and there is alright. I'm not impressed with the spider since it looks ordinary, and when it goes bigger, it still doesn't look that good. The movie does have a couple of decent gore effects to be found in it.
Sting is one of those movies that is best to watch only once because it's not that memorable to rewatch it again.
2012: Ice Age (2011)
You better off watching The Day After Tomarrow instead
Far from the worst Asylum movies, but it still pretty bad. The story isn't anything to interesting with a family trying to reach New York to get their daughter while there's a glacier heading towards it. It goes through the same tropes and is easily predictable. The plotline with the glacier is interesting on how much danger that they are in, but it barely talk about throughout the movie. Most of the movie is just the family driving to New York to get their daughter which isn't interesting at all and come across current people. Also, the side plot with the daughter and her boyfriend is barely there and also isn't that interesting. The disaster scenes aren't the worst, but it lack any suspense to be found in it and the special effects looks pretty bad. And the acting itself is both stiff and bad.
2012: Ice Age is far from the worst, but is still a bad movie that is not worth watching.
Spaceballs (1987)
Funniest Parodies that I seen
I really enjoyed this movie a lot and is a lot of fun. The movie does a great job on being a parody of Star Wars which its humor and random stuff you expect from these type of movies. It contains great performance by Rick Moranis, John Candy, and etc. Who gives off great acting and depth to the characters in the movie. The comedy is great on how it executed and the stuff that you won't expect coming. It's a movie that you need to turn off you brain and just have fun with it throughout. Mel Brooks always does a great job with the material he has and turning it into a classic comedy that is enjoyed by current types of people.
Spaceballs is a fun movie that I highly recommend checking out.
Moloch (2022)
Interesting Dutch horror movie that I watched
I found this to be an interesting type of movie that I watched and is pretty good. The story is your usual stuff with strange things happening to this woman family and her trying to find out what is going on. But the execution of it is pretty good on how they did it. I like the build-up towards the things that are happening to them and the connection with the dig site that close to them. The movie gives an interesting explanation of what's going on and is told pretty well. I also found the atmosphere to be effective with the lightning and cinematography on how executed it is and is a well shot movie. While the movie isn't that scary, I do think the movie mostly does a good job with its tension that goes on in it. And I found the ending to be something different and didn't expect it. I found the characters to be mostly average for the most part, but they do have depth to them.
Moloch is an interesting type of supernatural horror movie that I watched that is one of the better Dutch horror movies that I have seen.
Have Rocket -- Will Travel (1959)
Stooges in space
I found this to be a fun and enjoyable Three Stooges movie. The idea of the stooges in space has a lot of possibility to it with how many humor the movie can include into it. It does have a couple of funny moments with slapstick humor and your usual stooges humor that you see. The actual plot is simple with them wanting to help this one scientist woman by creating this fuel, but accidentally get sent to space. It build up pretty well with them making it and them get sent to outer space. The stooges themselves are your usual self that does the same, but trying to help someone out. The other characters only appear before the outer space scene and the climax. And their aren't that interesting. Now when they reach Venus, that when things gets interesting. I don't want to give away what they find on it, but it rather interesting that it appear on a Three Stooges movie.
Have Rocket--Will Travel is a fun movie that is enjoyable for any Stooges fans.
Hunter Killer (2018)
I have fun with this movie
I found this to be a fun movie that I have watched throughout. The movie is both suspenseful and entertaining with the action scenes it presented here. It has great cinematography inside the movie that give it atmosphere and is shot really well throughout. The story isn't the strongest part, but is build up pretty well and has a couple of moments in it. It something that you might see in real life, although not the most realistic. The characters themselves aren't the most interesting, but it does contain some great performance to be found in it. Also, the movie contains pretty good effects with the explosion that you see throughout the movie.
Hunter Killer is a fun action movie that isn't the most interesting or big, but is a fun watch.
The Maid (2020)
Alright, but wasn't anything too special
This is an alright supernatural horror movie that I have watched. The story is standard with a new maid noticing odd occurrences in the mansion she works at. It has your usual supernatural cliches you see in any movie and use cheap jump scares throughout. The mystery over the ghost maid is decently built up, and the reveal is pretty interesting. Unfortunately, they mostly use her for cheap jump scares and don't have a strong build-up towards her. But there are a couple of moments that have decent tension to it, and the music is pretty good on building up the atmosphere towards the movie. Later on, the movie becomes a slasher movie, which I won't spoiler on why it turns into a different genre, but it's executed decent on how it presented. Also, the movie is told in chapters, which is odd because the text just came out of nowhere and feels unnecessary. The characters themselves are fine, but aren't that big or interesting.
The Maid is an alright supernatural slasher movie that isn't anything big or interesting to remember about.
500 MPH Storm (2013)
Don't expect anything good in this movie
It really shows how these disaster movies keep getting made and still a bad movie. I don't know what to say anything positive with this movie other than some disaster scenes have a little suspense to it. Other than that the movie is what you expect from a made for TV disaster movie. Most of the movie either the family trying to flee the disaster or people trying to figure out how to stop this energy experiment. The movie is full of plot holes, repetitive scenes, bad acting, and a lot of boring scenes. And the movie has a lot of bad CGI to be found in it and it look like a made in a couple of days. They use the same type of locations and it get tiresome to look at.
500 MPH Storm is another movie that should not exist at all and is a wasted of time.
Death Ship (1980)
Mediocre ghost ship movie
This is a pretty weak movie that I have watched and wasn't impressed by it. It's a pretty creepy concept with a haunted freighter ship that has spirits on who died on it, and being trapped on it is terrifying. The opening does a pretty good job setting up the movie with the ship crashing into a cruise ship and having tension during it. Unfortunately, after the opening, things fall down. There's not that much happened in it with the characters boarding the boat, them exploring it, and one of them getting killed off one by one. I kind of felt they could have done more with its concept and given more details about it. But the movie itself isn't that enjoyable due to the pacing of the feeling of current parts of the movie and using cheap jump scares throughout. Also, the revealed itself isn't anything too big, but I could have gone more with it. And the climax itself is underwhelming. I have nothing to say about any of the characters because all of them are bland and boring. None of them have any development to them and are pretty boring throughout. One of them gets possessed later in the movie and does have some decent dialogue they say throughout. There's minimum effects to be found in this movie. The freighter ship itself looks pretty good with it being abandoned, and the design gives an eerie vibe to it on how long it has been out of sea for a very long time. Also, there's pretty good cinematography with the best view of the entire ship and the rooms it has in it. And the atmosphere is done pretty decently that have an unsettling vibe to it.
Death Ship is a mediocre supernatural horror movie that has a decent concept and great setting, but the execution isn't that enjoyable or fun to watch again.
Arctic Apocalypse (2019)
There is no point of watching this movie
I really don't know why they keep making this type of movie. The whole arctic apocalypse happen before even the movie starts and it doesn't look any different compared to the poster. There is no suspense to be found in this movie because it happen pretty quickly and they mange to easily escape these disaster. The movie barely have a story to itself with the first half being parents trying to rescue their daughter and you can easily what happen in it. It doesn't do anything interesting at all and it dull throughout. The acting is really bland with stiff performance.
Arctic Apocalypse is a bland disaster movie that is not worth watching and is boring.
Gojira tai Hedora (1971)
It more like an anti-drug PSA
This is the oddest Godzilla movie in the franchise. The movie is more of a environmental message movie on how people treat the seas and pollution, but I think it more of a anti-drug movie on the stuff that goes on. There is a lot of bizarre stuff like people wearing fish mask in one scene, the building gets destroy by Hedorah flying through it, and Godzilla flying for no reason, As for the actual plot, is mostly standard with characters discovering a new monster while Godzilla comes to fight against him. There is a lot of explanation on where Hedorah comes from which is interesting to learn even though it drags on. Also, there is some animated parts that comes out of none and feels added in. The fight scenes between Hedorah and Godzilla is pretty fun to watch and how does Hedorah fight back.
Hedorah is a interesting villain who is a big blob who reveal to be a alien later on in the movie. He has a interesting design to him and has different forms of him throughout the movie. Also, he has a couple of neat powers throughout the movie and is a memorable monster.
Godzilla vs. Hedorah is a bizarre type of movie that is overall a decent movie in the franchise.
Otryv (2019)
Poor man version of Frozen
There is so much you can do with this simple concept. The idea of people getting stuck gondola lift isn't a bad idea because its a place you don't want to get stuck in even though its similar to Frozen. There is a lot of factor on how dangerous it is with the freezing cold, extreme heights, and lack of material you need to survive. But the movie isn't thrilling or enjoyable at all. It's mostly due to how there is lack of suspense to be found in this movie and even when it try's, it poorly done. The movie is predictable on how its not easy for the characters to escape and who is the one who going to survive. There are also side plots that goes nowhere interesting and are generic. The cinematography looks pretty good on how it was handle and I do like the snowy atmosphere of the movie. But the soundtrack doesn't seem to fit the tone of this type of movie.
Break is one of those movies you best off not watching on how dull and mediocre the movie is.
Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
Robin Hood movie that has charm to it
I have fun watching this parody of Robin Hood and is funny. The movie does a great job on being a parody of Robin Hood with random stuff that you don't expect and having a lighthearted tone to it. While some of the humor didn't age well, there is a couple of funny moments to be found in this movie. It's entertaining to turn off your brain and have fun with this movie throughout. The movie contains a lot of great performance by the actors who does a great job portraying the characters and giving them charm to them. Also, the movie contains pretty good action scenes that is both fun and pretty funny on how it was executed. There also a couple of songs in this movie that are pretty good, although its not a musical.
Robin Hood: Men in Tights is a fun movie that you need to just have fun with it.
Bloody Crayons (2017)
Forgettable foreign slasher movie that I watch.
As for the first Philippine slasher movie that I have watched, this is a weak one. There's not that much to the story with a couple of friends going to shoot a short film on an island. It takes a very long time for the kills to happen because the movie mostly focuses on characters' drama. It's not a bad idea to have it because it can cause some development to the characters and their motive. But it is just the most generic stuff you see in any movies that isn't interesting enough to learn about. Also, the title is from a game they played called it, which is a form of truth and dare. It's interesting to learn about this take, but the results are pretty much the same type of drama. When it gets to the kills, there are some suspense to be found with the characters trying to survive against the killer, and some of them turn against each other. But the killer revealed it isn't that impressive, and the motive is rather weak. I didn't find any of these characters to be that interesting or good. Some of them do have drama between them and some development. They mostly play generic roles in this type of movie and aren't that good.
Bloody Crayons is a weak slasher movie that isn't enjoyable or good to remember about.
Heatwave! (1974)
There is so much you can do with this simple concept
I found this to be a plain disaster movie that I watched. There is so much that you can do to make a movie about a heatwave and the results is simple. It's mostly water shortage, running out of products, and people trying to leave the town. The movie doesn't have a main plot to itself other than a couple trying to survive this heatwave. It does a good job on how dangerous heatwave are due to lack of supplies and trying not to pass out during it. The characters themselves are rather bland and don't have that much to offer throughout the movie. And the is mostly stiff and not anything to outstanding. The movie itself somewhat have a climax that is different compared to other disaster movies that I seen, but its not anything to big.
Heatwave is one of those movies that have little to offer and is a forgettable film.
The Legend of Zorro (2005)
Entertaining sequel to the first movie
While the movie isn't great compared to the first movie, this one is pretty fun to watch. The story itself isn't that memorable at all because its rather generic. There also the relationship issue between Zorro and his lover which goes through the same tropes and is easily predictable on where it goes to. He also have a son in the movie who has some moments, but isn't a interesting character at all. Zorro has somewhat a new development on him trying to be a family members, but it never develop into it and barely focus on. The new villains are threating and contains pretty good performance by Rufus Sewell and Nick Chinlund, but Jacob McGivens has some comedic parts in the movie that are somewhat funny. It strongest aspect is the action scenes which are fun to watch and contains great choreography fight you see throughout the movie. As for the tone of the movie, it lacks the serious moments that is in the first movie and some parts are too goofy for this type of movie.
The Legend of Zorro is a fun sequel to watch throughout, but the first movie is better.
La noche del terror ciego (1972)
Pretty good movie with a effective atmosphere
This is an interesting type of movie that I have seen. The story is interesting, with medieval knights coming back as zombies and attack people. I like the backstory of them on who they were and the stuff they did before their death. It gets disturbing with their backstory and what they do to their victims, which gives off an unsettling vibe to it. I like the atmosphere of the movie with its isolated environment of the castle and the build-up towards the zombies coming up and attacking people. It also gets suspenseful with the characters trying to survive against them and how there's a lot of them you see. The scenes with the characters aren't that interesting and are the weakest parts of the movie. As for the climax, it definitely has good tension in it and is suspenseful. But the way the movie ends is rather anticlimactic. I found the characters to be the weakest part of the movie. Most of them aren't that interesting at all, and most try to solve the mystery over their friend death. They're either one-dimensional or really bland throughout. I found the special effects to be pretty decent in this movie. I do like each of the makeup effects on each of the zombies, which gives off an eerie vibe to them and the variety of them. The movie also contains decent practical gore effects to be found in this movie, even though the movie isn't that graphic at all. Also, one detail about the zombies is that they are blind due to their eyes being pecked out by birds, which is a disturbing detail to them.
Tombs of the Blind Dead is a pretty good movie that has an interesting idea and an effective atmosphere. It's definitely worth watching.
The Lair (2022)
Good special effects, but overall a forgettable movie
While the movie is enjoyable, it's just mostly forgettable for most of the time. There's barely any story in this movie because it is just the characters fighting against these half human and alien creatures. While there are some brief backstory of the creatures, they never go into deep with it or even explore it. Also, they show off them pretty early in the movie without any build-up towards it. Most of the scenes with the humans are boring and pretty dull because nothing interesting happens during it. Things get enjoyable when the aliens are attacking because it fun to watch them fight back against these things, and it have a b-movie vibe to it. The climax itself is suspenseful and enjoyable, but the way it ends is underwhelming. As I mentioned before, the characters are extremely boring and bland throughout. Most of them are one-dimensional and lack any development for them throughout. While some of them have backstories, they never build up those and feel really weak. The 2nd positive with the movie is the special effects themselves. I found the aliens' design to be pretty unique looking, but there isn't anything too special about them. The practical effects look great on the aliens, and the movie contains pretty graphic kills to be found on both the humans and aliens. I also like the underground facility the characters find, but they never explored it that much.
The Lair is a could have been an enjoyable action horror movie, but it falls apart due to it being mostly forgettable for most of the time.