Spam Quotes

“Spam is a waste of the receivers’ time, and, a waste of the sender’s optimism.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Confessions of a Misfit

“Blasted spam pigeons!”
― Kate Beaton, Hark! A Vagrant

“The internet is 95 percent porn and spam”
― Margaret Atwood

“A love letter lost in the mail, forgotten, miss delivered and then discovered years later and received by the intended is romantic. A love letter ending up in someone's spam filter is just annoying.”
― B.J. Neblett

“100% True Fact: Spam means;
Sizzle, Pork and Mmmm. Someone tell me I'm wrong...”
― Skylar Blue

“Those shitty fucks.... don't stop spamming.”
― Deyth Banger

“I wish I were dead," whined Pepsi.
"So do I," said Moxie.
"May the good fairy what sits in the sky grant yer every wish," said Spam.”
― The Harvard Lampoon, Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings

“If only I'd listened to my Uncle Poo-poo and gone into dentistry," whined Pepsi.
"If I'd stayed home, I'd be big in encyclopedias by now," sniffled Moxie.
"And if I had ten pounds o' ciment and a couple o' sacks, you'd a' both gone for a stroll in that pond an hour ago," said Spam.”
― The Harvard Lampoon, Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings

“The success of social media companies largely depends on our failure not to spend too much time on their platforms.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Most people haven't been to Paris at all."
"Not unless you're counting Paris, Texas."
"Or Paris, Illinois."
"Paris, Maine," Neil countered.
"Paris, Idaho," I added with a nod. "And Paris, Arkansas."
"There's a Paris, Arkansas?" Neil asked, eyebrows high.
"Yup. Kentucky, too. And a couple others..."
"How do you know this?"
"A potent blend of Where in America Is Carmen Sandiego?, curiosity, and the Internet."
"Who said technology never offered anything useful?"
"I'm guessing victims of e-mail scams.”
― Hillary Manton Lodge, Reservations for Two

“The icons light up on his laptop, e-mail invites him to grow his penis, enlarge his breasts, refinance his house. All is well in the world.”
― Andrei Codrescu, Wakefield

“Electronic mail systems can, if used by many people, cause severe information overload problems. The cause of this problem is that it is so easy to send a message to a large number of people, and that systems are often designed to give the sender too much control of the communication process, and the receiver too little control….
People get too many messages, which they do not have time to read. This also means that the really important messages are difficult to find in the large flow of less important messages.
In the future, when we get larger and larger message systems, and these systems get more and more interconnected, this will be a problem for almost all users of these systems.”
― Jacob Palme, The Information: A History, a Theory, a Flood

“When you sign up for Instagram, you are agreeing to their terms of service.

When you put content up, you agree that while you own the content you are giving them rights to it as well.

This did not go into effect recently.

This is common place for many social sites.

And you can not post a picture with a statement saying that you do not agree to the agreement you have already agreed to by using the site.”
― Loren Weisman

“Most of us lived through the years when spam threatened to destroy e-mail. Today, democracy is being weakened by lies that come in waves and pound our senses the way a beach is assaulted by the surf. Leaders who play by the rules are having trouble staying ahead of a relentless news cycle and must devote too much effort trying to disprove stories that seem to come out of nowhere and have been invented solely to do them in.”
― Madeleine K. Albright, Fascism: A Warning

“This sounds like a big problem for everyone but me.”
― Candy the Cat

“AROUND THE WORLD, AROUNDDDD THE WORLD!!! (x46)”
― whosjupiter

“WOA WOA (x4362)”
― whosjupiter

“W szczytowym okresie znużenia światem, kiedy nawet spam przestał mnie bawić, dołączyłam do grupy dla miłośników kaktusów i sukulentów. (...) Kaktusiarze wydawali się ludźmi życzliwymi, nieżądającymi wiele i nieziemsko spokojnymi. (...) Znalazłam wszechświat równoległy internetu - miejsce, gdzie ludzie przychodzą, by doświadczyć wspólnoty, ukojenia i serdeczności.”
― Emilia Dłużewska, Jak płakać w miejscach publicznych