Gas Quotes

“If you fuel your journey on the opinions of others, you are going to run out of gas.”
― Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

“A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping is a sign of happiness. It is music in our ears! You surely is not telling me that a little whizzpopping if forbidden among human beans?”
― Roald Dahl, The BFG

“Before reaching Grassy Butte, though, Dad spied a farmhouse with two pumps in the drive and a red-and-white sign out front saying DALE'S OIL COMPANY. Another sign said CLOSED, but a light was on in the house and Dad pulled in, saying, "I believe we might prevail on Dale. What do you think?"
"Prevail on Dale," I repeated to Swede.
"To make a sale," she added.
"And if we fail, we'll whale on Dale--"
"Till he needs braille!"
"Will you guys desist?" Dad asked.”
― Leif Enger, Peace Like a River

“…he was doing a breath hydrogen test. If you know the amount of hydrogen someone is exhaling orally, it's a simple matter to extrapolate the amount they're exhaling rectally. This is because a fixed percentage of hydrogen produced in the colon is absorbed into the blood and, and when it reaches the lungs, exhaled. The breath hydrogen test has given flatus researchers a simple, consistent measure of gas production that does not require the subject to fart into a balloon.”
― Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal

“President Trump has been gas-lighting the masses regarding COVID-19.”
― Steven Magee

“If the choice is dying from COVID-19 or surviving by wearing a hazmat suit, a gas mask and goggles to the shops, I choose the latter.”
― Steven Magee

“Cars have run on gasoline for over a century. It’s time we get advanced and start powering them with Duck Soup.”
― Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“Everyone loves the smell of gasoline, but do you think it would make a good scent in a soap?

Gasoline-scented soap is a great idea that’s a terrible idea. Plus, if I made soap that smelled like petroleum, The US Military would invade my shower and kill me.”
― Jarod Kintz, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

“Mother Earth is on her way to the gas chamber with all of her children.”
― Steven Magee

“The smartest person in the store is wearing a hazmat suit, gas mask, googles and rubber gloves.”
― Steven Magee

“Emptiness is the absence of some things, not the absence of everything.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“A visiting student in La Palma was working with astronomical detector engineer and routinely breathing nitrogen gas. He later unexpectedly fainted, collapsed to the ground and went to hospital.”
― Steven Magee

“The revelations of Mauna Kea are well underway.”
― Steven Magee

“I am a victim of the man-made environment.”
― Steven Magee

“Op mijn leeftijd ga je niet in één klap dood. Je bent als een huis waarvan de luiken worden gesloten, waar de meubels een voor een worden weggehaald, waar eerst het gas wordt afgesloten, dan het water, en ten slotte het licht, totdat de deur voor de laatste keer op slot wordt gedraaid en de sleutel wordt weggegooid. Een grappige gedachte. Niemand ziet het, maar ik glimlach.”
― Philippe Claudel, Een Duitse fantasie

“Excessive gas production with a putrid smell and loose or soft stools indicates that poor digestion is present.”
― Steven Magee, Hypoxia, Mental Illness & Chronic Fatigue

“Malnutrition is a plague in the elderly.”
― Steven Magee, Hypoxia, Mental Illness & Chronic Fatigue

“5G for me equated to five times the gas!”
― Steven Magee, Hypoxia, Mental Illness & Chronic Fatigue

“The hurricane Ian recovery was fueled by fossil fuels!”
― Steven Magee

“Close your eyes, step on the gas and hope for the best!!!”
― Steven Magee

“If you live in a mountainous area, hypobaric therapy can be as cheap as a gallon of gas!”
― Steven Magee

“High altitude professional astronomy is a hazardous profession.”
― Steven Magee

“High altitude professional astronomy is a hypoxic job.”
― Steven Magee

“I regard the utility industry as an evil entity!”
― Steven Magee

“Nitrogen gas has killed many workers and has maimed far more!”
― Steven Magee, Toxic Altitude

“You are risking your life by inhaling helium gas.”
― Steven Magee

“Behavioral issues are the common sign of low level gas poisoning. The personalities can be euphoric, irritable or depressed.”
― Steven Magee, Toxic Altitude

“Small airways disease was diagnosed in me after I spent a decade breathing industrial and medical gas in my professional astronomy jobs.”
― Steven Magee, Toxic Altitude

“When [Sylvia] Plath committed suicide, the suicide rate for women of her age in England reached a staggering 10 per 100,000. Driven by a tragically high number of deaths by gas poisoning. That is as high as the suicide rate for women in England has ever been. By 1977 when the Natural Gas changeover was complete, the suicide rate for young woman was half that.”
― Malcolm Gladwell, Talking To Strangers: What We Don't Know About Strangers