Corny Quotes
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“An insipid voice message or an incongruent emergence from the “other” world may disrupt our whole thinking system. If we are not able to deal with the fragmentation of our self and assess the deconstruction of our identity, a corny incident could easily capsize our being. A misinterpretation of facts and expectations may perturb our awareness and unsettle our perception. When “I” and “me” don’t get along very well, the road to oneness may be very often bumpy. (“Alors, tout a basculé”)”
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“Most true things are kind of corny, don’t you think? But we make them more sophisticated out of sheer embarrassment.”
― The Book of Strange New Things
― The Book of Strange New Things
“Remember, the village idiot was the spiritual man who built the ark and saved his family. Keep being you and never give up marching to the beat of your own drum!”
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“Angels are good not simply because they see bad as bad, but also because they see bad as corny.”
― Healology
― Healology
“I want to back up to this whole caring about me thing,” he said, surprising me as he made his way back to the canvas. “I know you care about me, Mallory.”
My heart started beating fast as he shook the can.
“I care about you.” He knelt halfway down. A second passed and he moved his arm, spraying on the canvas. “And I think this was missing something.”
Having no idea what he was doing or where he was going with this, I waited until he rose and stepped back, to the side. My lips parted on a soft gasp. Rider had spray-painted a heart between our names. I saw it with my own eyes:
Rider ღ Mallory
Angling toward me, his grin was sheepish. Boyish. “That was probably really corny, wasn’t it?”
My heart was doing overtime, thumping so fast I thought I might have a heart attack.
“Or it was too much?” He tossed the can in a nearby trash can and slowly approached me. His cheeks were a vibrant pink.”
― The Problem with Forever
My heart started beating fast as he shook the can.
“I care about you.” He knelt halfway down. A second passed and he moved his arm, spraying on the canvas. “And I think this was missing something.”
Having no idea what he was doing or where he was going with this, I waited until he rose and stepped back, to the side. My lips parted on a soft gasp. Rider had spray-painted a heart between our names. I saw it with my own eyes:
Rider ღ Mallory
Angling toward me, his grin was sheepish. Boyish. “That was probably really corny, wasn’t it?”
My heart was doing overtime, thumping so fast I thought I might have a heart attack.
“Or it was too much?” He tossed the can in a nearby trash can and slowly approached me. His cheeks were a vibrant pink.”
― The Problem with Forever
“Only since meeting you have I rediscovered how simple it is to be happy”
― Heaven Official's Blessing: Tian Guan Ci Fu (Novel) Vol. 4
― Heaven Official's Blessing: Tian Guan Ci Fu (Novel) Vol. 4
“God gave you them shoes to fit you, so put them on and wear them. Be yourself man, be proud of who you are. Even if it sounds corny, don’t let no one tell you, you ain’t beautiful.”
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“You are the stars," I whispered, our mouths so close that if I moved an inch in, we'd be pressed against one another's lips. Fuck, that was corny, and fuck, I didn't even care. Hazel made me want to be the corniest asshole alive. "You've been my light, my muse, my inspiration. Haze ... you are every star in the goddamn sky. You are my galaxy.”
― The Wreckage of Us
― The Wreckage of Us
“And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that follows my stuff and always makes me glad it's us against the world.”
― New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer
― New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer
“I flipped it over: Ping Xi's business card with his name, number, e-mail address, and the corniest quotation I'd ever read: "Every act of creation is an act of destruction.—Pablo Picasso”
― My Year of Rest and Relaxation
― My Year of Rest and Relaxation
“Ah, fairest maiden, thine beauty doth maketh mine loins stir, and mine cup runneth over.”
― Kaya Abaniah and the Father of the Forest
― Kaya Abaniah and the Father of the Forest
“Algebra-Read pages 7-14. Do the odd numbered problems. From what I've seen, they're all pretty odd.”
― Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie
― Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie
“Is this love?' said the moon.
'You are not asking the right people,' said the stars.
'I have asked the sun, who burns,' said the moon. 'I have asked the clouds, who cover. I have asked the sky, who stays forever. I have asked the earth, who made me.'
'But have you asked the ocean, who loves you?' said the stars.
'Oh,' said the moon.
And so the moon went down to the ocean and asked, 'Is this love?'
And the ocean said, 'Yes.”
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'You are not asking the right people,' said the stars.
'I have asked the sun, who burns,' said the moon. 'I have asked the clouds, who cover. I have asked the sky, who stays forever. I have asked the earth, who made me.'
'But have you asked the ocean, who loves you?' said the stars.
'Oh,' said the moon.
And so the moon went down to the ocean and asked, 'Is this love?'
And the ocean said, 'Yes.”
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“Algebra-Readpages 7-14. Do the odd numbered problems. From what I've seen, they're all pretty odd.”
― Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie
― Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie
“When People Want To Impress Someone By Not Being Themselves It Wont Work, because You Have To Be You, Everyone Else Is Taken”
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“I do not recall our Lord ever saying one could not be 'cool'. It is only a problem if one esteems 'coolness' above that which is righteous and true, which is, when we give it its way, really what many of us do. 'Coolness' is too transient to be of any real and meaningful, lasting significance, and it is often in great conflict with one being one's most honest, most vulnerable self. That, and in reality, some of the coolest people are actually those who least concern themselves with being cool anyway, those who make 'trying to be cool' less evident.”
― Healology
― Healology
“Brennan, you are so corny Monsanto is trying to patent you and I love it.”
― Scars in Time: A Novel
― Scars in Time: A Novel
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