On the Decay of the Art of Lying Quotes

“The wise thing is for us diligently to train ourselves to lie thoughtfully, judiciously; to lie with a good object, and not an evil one; to lie for others' advantage, and not our own; to lie healingly, charitably, humanely, not cruelly, hurtfully, maliciously; to lie gracefully and graciously, not awkwardly and clumsily; to lie firmly, frankly, squarely, with head erect, not haltingly, tortuously, with pusillanimous mien, as being ashamed of our high calling.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“Children and fools always speak the truth.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“One ought always to lie, when one can do good by it;”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“Lying is universal - we all do it. Therefore, the wise thing is for us diligently to train ourselves to lie thoughtfully, judiciously; to lie with a good object, and not an evil one; to lie for others' advantage,
and not our own; to lie healingly, charitably, humanely, not cruelly, hurtfully, maliciously; to lie gracefully and graciously, not awkwardly and clumsily; to lie firmly, frankly, squarely, with head erect, not haltingly, tortuously, with pusillanimous mien, as being ashamed of our high calling.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of graceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“An awkward, unscientific lie is often as ineffectual as the truth.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“The man who speaks an injurious truth lest his soul be not saved if he do otherwise, should reflect that that sort of a soul is not strictly worth saving. The”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“Lying is universal—we all do it. Therefore, the wise thing is for us diligently to train ourselves to lie thoughtfully, judiciously; to lie with a good object, and not an evil one; to lie for others' advantage, and not our own; to lie healingly, charitably, humanely, not cruelly, hurtfully, maliciously; to lie gracefully and graciously, not awkwardly and clumsily; to lie firmly, frankly, squarely, with head erect, not haltingly, tortuously, with pusillanimous mien, as being ashamed of our high calling. Then”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“wish you were with the cannibals and it was dinner-time.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“No fact is more firmly established than that lying is a necessity of our circumstances--the deduction that it is then a Virtue goes without saying. No virtue can reach its highest usefulness without careful and diligent cultivation--therefore, it goes without saying that this one ought to be taught in the public schools--even in the newspapers. What chance has the ignorant uncultivated liar against the educated expert?”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“My complaint simply concerns the decay of the _art_ of lying. No high-minded man, no man of right feeling, can contemplate the lumbering and slovenly lying of the present day without grieving to see a noble art so prostituted.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“My complaint simply concerns the decay of the _art_ of lying.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“What chance has the ignorant uncultivated liar against the educated expert?”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“Among other common lies, we have the silent lie—the deception which one conveys by simply keeping still and concealing the truth. Many obstinate truth-mongers indulge in this dissipation, imagining that if they speak no lie, they lie not at all.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“No high-minded man, no man of right feeling, can contemplate the lumbering and slovenly lying of the present day without grieving to see a noble art so prostituted.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“Everybody lies—every day; every hour; awake; asleep; in his dreams; in his joy; in his mourning; if he keeps his tongue still, his hands, his feet, his eyes, his attitude, will convey deception—and purposely. Even in sermons—but that is a platitude. In”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“If a stranger called and interrupted you, you said with your hearty tongue, "I'm glad to see you," and said with your heartier soul, "I wish you were with the cannibals and it was dinner-time." When”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“An injurious lie is an uncommendable thing; and so, also, and in the same degree, is an injurious truth--a fact that is recognized by the law of libel.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“Now let us see what the philosophers say. Note that venerable proverb: Children and fools _always_ speak the truth. The deduction is plain --adults and wise persons _never_ speak it.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“Among other common lies, we have the _silent_ lie--the deception which one conveys by simply keeping still and concealing the truth. Many obstinate truth-mongers indulge in this dissipation, imagining that if they _speak_ no lie, they lie not at all.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“The principle of truth may itself be carried into an absurdity.”
― TWAIN, MARK, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“Of course there are people who think they never lie, but it is not so—and this ignorance is one of the very things that shame our so-called civilization. Everybody lies—every day; every hour; awake; asleep; in his dreams; in his joy; in his mourning; if he keeps his tongue still, his hands, his feet, his eyes, his attitude, will convey deception—and purposely. Even in sermons—but that is a platitude.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“An injurious lie is an uncommendable thing; and so, also, and in the same degree, is an injurious truth—a fact that is recognized by the law of libel.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“Among other common lies, we have the _silent_ lie--the deception which one conveys by simply keeping still and concealing the truth.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“The man who speaks an injurious truth lest his soul be not saved if he do otherwise, should reflect that that sort of a soul is not strictly worth saving.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“I think that all this courteous lying is a sweet and loving art, and should be cultivated.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“You lied to the undertaker, and said your health was failing--a wholly commendable lie, since it cost you nothing and pleased the other man.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“Everybody lies--every day; every hour; awake; asleep; in his dreams; in his joy; in his mourning; if he keeps his tongue still, his hands, his feet, his eyes, his attitude, will convey deception--and purposely. Even in sermons--but that is a platitude.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“The saying is old that truth should not be spoken at all times; and those whom a sick conscience worries into habitual violation of the maxim are imbeciles and nuisances.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying

“None of us could _live_ with an habitual truth-teller; but thank goodness none of us has to.”
― Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying