The Naked Civil Servant Quotes

“If a man were to look over the fence on one side of his garden and observe that the neighbor on his left had laid his garden path round a central lawn; and were to look over the fence on the other side of his garden and observe that the neighbor on his right had laid his path down the middle of the lawn, and were then to lay his own garden path diagonally from one corner to the other, that man's soul would be lost. Originality is only to be praised when not prefaced by the look to right and left.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“A fair share of anything is starvation diet to an egomaniac.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“Vice is its own reward.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“I learned very early in life that I was always going to need people more than they needed me.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“What I wanted most of all was to use sex as a weapon to allure, subjugate, and, if possible, destroy the personality of others.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“Fear and hatred do not seem to find expression in tears.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“So black was the way ahead that my progress consisted of long periods of inert despondency punctuated by spasmodic lurches forward towards any small chink of light that I thought I saw ... As the years went by, it did not get lighter but I became accustomed to the dark.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“If you describe things as better than they are, you are considered to be a romantic; if you describe things as worse than they are, you will be called a realist, and if you describe things exactly as they are, you will be thought of as a satirist.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“Masturbation is not only an expression of self-regard: it is also the natural emotional outlet of those who, before anything has reared its ugly head, have already accepted as inevitable the wide gulf between their real futures and the expectations of their fantasies. The habit fitted snugly into my well-established world of make-believe.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“Without knowing it, I was acquiring that haughty bearing which is characteristic of so many eccentrics. What other expression would you expect to find on the face of anyone who knows that if he turns his head too quickly, he will see on the faces of others glares of stark terror or grimaces of hatred? Aloofness is the posture of self-defense.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“It was not so much that I longed for death as that I didn't long for life.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“Then my hostess said, "Oh, Denis (as my name was before I dyed it) never plays the part of a man.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“When a third wave of poverty overwhelmed me, I knew with even greater certitude than when I had lived in Clerkenwell that the only complete solution to my problem was suicide. I never brought it off. I was afraid. A lifetime of never making positive decisions, accepting instead the lesser of the evils presented to me, had atrophied my will. It was not so much that I longed for death as that I didn't long for life. Emptiness, though, was not a sufficiently definite feeling to lead to a violent act. Instead of sitting in my room and balancing the relative convenience of various ways of ending it all, I ought to have been busy trying to summon up a reasonable amount of despair. Hopelessness was thinly spread like drizzle over my whole outlook. But, in an emergency, I could not find a puddle of despondency deep enough to drown in.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“It was only in the idealistic dreams of H.G. Wells that people became nicer as they acquired wealth.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“The place where no harm can come is the place where nothing at all can come.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“Development of character consists solely in moving towards self-sufficiency.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“I did not know that a reputation for wit is earned not by making jokes, but by laughing at the pleasantries of others.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“Among other objections to the image of me was that I hated animals. I still do. I have enough dumb friends without them.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“Mr Melly had to be obscene to be believed”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“The average woman, unless she is particularly ill-favored, regards loving and being loved as a normal part of life. If a man says he loves her she believes him. Indeed some women are convinced they are adored by men who can be seen by all to be running in the opposite direction. For homosexuals this is not so. Love and admiration have to be won against heavy odds. Any declaration of affection requires proof. So many approaches made to them are insincere - even hostile. What better proof of love can there be than money? A ten-shilling note showed incontrovertibly just how mad about you a man is. Even in the minds of some women a confusion exists between love and money if the quantity is large enough. They evade the charge of mercenariness by using the cash they extort from one man to deal a bludgeoning blow of humiliation upon another. Some homosexuals attempt this gambit, but it is risky. The giving of money is a masculine act and blurs the internal image.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“I have known female whores who spoke very bitterly of their calling. "If they don't like my face, they can put a cushion over it. I know it's not that they're interested in." But to the boys this profession never seemed shameful. It was their daytime occupations for which they felt the need to apologize. In some instances, these were lower class or humdrum or, worst of all, unfeminine. At least whoring was never that.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“I have this lust for small talk. Nobody escapes my love.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“I asked many people why they drank so much but never received an explanation that I fully understood. It was the tales of their escapades while under the influence of drink that brought me nearest to comprehending their need for it. It seemed to give them a few hours of freedom from rules which, during the rest of their lives they reluctantly obeyed. If this was true, then in the example of my life lay a cure for drunkenness, though it was hardly an answer which Harley Street would have approved. The prophylactic is, never to conform at all.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“Tolerance is the result not of enlightenment but of boredom.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“My outlook was so limited that I assumed that all deviates were openly despised and rejected. Their grief and their fear drew my melancholy nature strongly. At first I only wanted to wallow in their misery, but, as time went by, I longed to reach its very essence. Finally I desired to represent it. By this process I managed to shift homosexuality from being a burden to being a cause. The weight lifted and some of the guilt evaporated.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“In the cafe there was a lot of stylized cattiness, but this was never unkindly meant. Nothing at all was meant by it. It was a formal game of innuendos about other people being older than they said, about their teeth being false and their hair being a wig. Such conversation was thought to be smart and so very feminine. It was better, I need hardly say, to seem like a truly appalling woman than not like a woman at all.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“The whole set of stylizations that are known as "camp" (a word that I was hearing then for the first time) was, in 1926, self-explanatory. Women moved and gesticulated in this way. Homosexuals wished for obvious reasons to copy them. The strange thing about "camp" is that it has been fossilized. The mannerisms have never changed. If I were now to see a woman sitting with her knees clamped together, one hand on her hip and the other lightly touching her back hair, I should think, "Either she scored her last social triumph in 1926 or it is a man in drag.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“As soon as I put my uniform on, the rest of my life solidified around me like a plaster cast. From that moment on, my friends were anyone who could put up with the disgrace; my occupation, any job from which I was not given the sack; my playground, any cafe or restaurant from which I was not barred or any street corner from which the police did not move me on.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“Sometimes I wore a fringe so deep it obscured the way ahead. This hardly mattered. There were always others to look where I was going.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

“A little old lady once said to me, 'I have known a great many men. All of them had to be carried every step of the way.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant