Wookieepedia

In reality it would be Carrie Fisher throwing figure. Luke use the force and grab her before she falls. She's your sister you know -- genetic attraction..

Wookieepedia is a Star Wars encyclopedia, almost written completely in shryiwook.

History

This changed in 1337 ABY, however, by the nerds who colonized what is now known as "Wookieepedia", or(as the wookies called it),"uughguughhhghghghhhgh wuuh uughghhhgh wrrhwrwwhw". The wookies were very submissive upon the arrival of the nerd colonists, as they raped their women(with every colonist involved losing their virginity) and shot any wookie who rebelled, and also shot their sacred Nerf cattle, whom the wookiees worshipped.

The nerds had a settlement, Brainsfort, near where the Wookiee natives lived. The nerds soon ran out of food, water, and supplies and had to go back to the image board they came from, only the most drastic kitten huffersremaining. These outrageous few were,of course, the people who came to be known as "The Moderators".

Modern Wookiepedia has been recently exiled from the rest of the world so that only true 'nerds' could stay. They only allow those with a superultragrandmegaomniscientelitegodlikemasteramadeus's degree in math . The government of Wookieepedia is currently strict dictatorship. Then you have oh yeah the fan fiction trolls coming in and trying to cash in way to piss off Lucasfilm folks, Another Hope anyone?

This is the origins what RationalWiki coined the Chewy Defense. They don't like edit wars when you speak of Another Hope. They want to brush that under a rug but one has genderflipping, genderfucking, and mpreg floating around. So those who had been born a galaxy long ago, this is their world - we're merely observers though point and laugh. The kind of thing where you'd imagine what comes from what they punch up on a keyboard and call it information.