User talk:Everyotherusernamewastaken

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Thank you for always being the mature one. On another note, guess who lives in Scotland's last Labour seat? ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 13:26, May 8, 2015 (UTC)

Oh, that's interesting. Was the seat close or a big Labour majority? SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:06, May 9, 2015 (UTC)

2015 British general election reporter user template

Here's a template for your user page. Cheers for the help. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:06, May 9, 2015 (UTC)

Lol ok. It was only maybe 3000 votes difference, but here's the SNP candidate: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-scotland-32433723. By the way there's a lot of old people where I live. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 11:12, May 9, 2015 (UTC)

Ah that explains it. There's a lot of old people where I live. That's why Tories came first with UKIP second. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 12:01, May 9, 2015 (UTC)

Chuka Ummuna's first two appearances on Uncyclopedia

Thanks for the picture redo bro. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 18:45, May 14, 2015 (UTC)

You're welcome. I think you're a great potatochopper but you ought to change the font for more effective parody. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 18:59, May 14, 2015 (UTC)

Yeah I didn't have the time. Thanks a lot. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 19:23, May 14, 2015 (UTC)

United Kingdom general election, 2015

My revert of an anonymous editor, who might or might not have been you, was not a case of "SPIKE assuming bad faith as usual" per your Change Summary. ScottPat, whom you should have consulted, has done us the favor of compiling some of the UnNewses written in advance of the general election, and it is his call. Spıke Ѧ 11:41 2-Jun-15

I agree that it's not relevant to the General Election in real life but as it was WikiMan's only contribution and serves well as humour on a British political event that occurred during the election campaign and may have had the slightest effect on who the Northern Irish voted for (I don't know whether it did but this is Uncyclopedia), I am inclined to leave it in. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 19:21, June 2, 2015 (UTC)

Sorry I didn't realise all that. Could you maybe move ('cos I'm scared shitless to edit anything now) that section so that the leaders' debate and the opposition leaders' debate are together. I know it's chronologically incorrect but it might read better. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 15:30, June 3, 2015 (UTC)

They are together and always have been. Do you think the NI bit ruins the article? Do you have any other suggestions for improvements? Have you considered voting for it at VFH? SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 17:59, June 3, 2015 (UTC)

Sorry I remembered the NI bit between them for some reason. No, the NI bit doesn't ruin the article, it may not be relevant but it's fine. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 16:14, June 4, 2015 (UTC)

From Romartus

Thanks for tidying up your user page and leaving a message. All users (except the ugly ones) can drop back anytime. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:34, June 3, 2015 (UTC)

It won't be long before I amend that message and relegate my status to what you have going at the fork. Anyway, the major thing is that I've sworn to never leave another valuable contribution here and furthermore I won't vandalise anything (unless I get really bored). ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 16:47, June 3, 2015 (UTC)

Well I hope you don't vandalise because that wouldn't be good. I checked some of the articles you want to see disappear - I would keep ones like Danny Alexander. 'Beaker' may return one day. The others will stand or fall depending on other users opinions or if they don't pass the delete barrier. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:46, June 3, 2015 (UTC)

Ban

Reason for ban can be seen here - Nerd42 and Famine - who both left similar leaving messages. They both got long bans for that, I have just left this as a week. I did say 'don't vandalise'. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:12, June 8, 2015 (UTC)

That counts as vandalising? When I said I was tempted to vandalise I meant other people's (or one particular other person's) user-page. Not that I'm going to, I just wanted to express my surprise that that counts as vandalism or even as bullying. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 16:42, June 16, 2015 (UTC)

Hence the 'quotes' as it wasn't exactly vandalising but it was in effect a rage/quit, a flounce, a toss of the hair, a flag waving on the barricades, electron Les Miserables. Did that end well? --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:46, June 16, 2015 (UTC)

Fair enough. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 20:45, June 16, 2015 (UTC)