Uncyclopedia:Policies and guidelines

Honour our honourable policies. OR ELSE!

Or else what?

Or else... we will be very angry with you, and we will write you a letter telling you just how angry we are.

Serious zone: The following section contains no jokes. Don't expect any laughs.

Most of Uncyclopedia's policy pages are labeled "ignorable". This is similar to the label on a propane tank which says "flammable". These labels simply point out that the items in question can be ignored or set on fire, but make no claim that either is an intelligent thing to do.

Actual ignorance and disregard of these policies is sufficient grounds for banning.*

Yahoo Serious zone: Prepare for jokes in bad taste. You have been warned.

* Or being exploded. You have been warned.

Definition of Policy

Policy: adj (police - y): Someone who is being very policifying, or is holding a banana and wearing a big blue hat, or an icy Pole (which is the case most of the time, considering that both North and South Pole are very icy indeed)

Guideline: noun (guy - d - line - y): A line with the intention of showing what or what not to do; globally ignored and generally accepted as a good marker on incorrecticity. Goes well whilst eating a jacket.

Some Important Policies

Privacy Policy

There is none.

Everything you post on Uncyclopedia will be immediately copied and sent to the FBI, CIA, FSB, Interpol, CNN, and every other single organization you may have in mind, along with all your credentials, which we will be able to trace, including your name, address, date of birth, whether you have been stopped by the Police before, phone number, passport number, credit card number, Social Security Number, photos, thoughts, dreams, email addresses for all your virtual identities of various ages and genders, and everything else we may find.

If you don't want any of this information to become public, refrain from editing Uncyclopedia. Or it may already be too late, since we have your IP address logged:

Conflict Resolution Policy

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Copyright Policy

As of now, as far as I know, nothing is licensed under anything. So quick, steal Euroipods while no one's looking. It's comedic gold, gold I tell you!

Principle Personnel Policies

Be funny and not just stupid.
Don't be a dick.
Glorify Sophia.
Give Chron money.
Buy the admins ~~Asian Slaves~~ pie.

Purging Policy

Main Article: Purging policy

Purge the Old Stuff like a Grecian excess.

Transfer of Authority Policy

See Soviet Russia or Nazi Germany for ideas.

Corn

Or, as the Indians called it, maize.