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Florida (more commonly know as "Flaccid Penis With Tiny Ballsack State") is the result of a lost bet between the US and Spain. Floriduh is also known as The Magic State, as due to a natural phenomenon: the further north you travel, the further south you end up. Indeed, Floriduh was once part of the Southern United States, but was excommunicated when the Judeo-Cubans founded Miami. Florida is admired because it looks like America taking a piss on Cuba.

Also known as: "God's Waiting Room", "Where Cubans go to live and Jews go to die.", "America's wang", and "The Magic State"

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