People seem divided concerning the use of userboxes. If you're like me, it's easy to get carried away with them. I think they are a fun and simple way to share a lot about yourself, without forcing people to read long paragraphs about you and your life. And for people who are not long-winded when talking about themselves, it's still a great way to share. However, I chose to move most of my userboxes to this separate page so as to not offend those other types that seem to despise them.

I have created community userboxes for anyone in the Wiki community to use. The ones on this page represent me. The ones on the community page may or may not. I'll even take requests. :-)


Demographics

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The Basics
♂This user is male.
This user is single.
heThis user prefers to be referred to using masculine gender pronouns.
This user is a Scorpio.
18+This user is an adult.
This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which he'd be as blind as a bat!
Location and Heritage
This user is of German ancestry.
ScotlandAlba
This user is of Scottish ancestry.
IrelandÉireannach
This user is Irish.
This user is of
English ancestry.
This user is of the Clan Murray"Tout Pret"
Languages
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
USThis user uses American English.
es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
de-0Dieser Benutzer hat keine Deutschkenntnisse.
it-0Questo utente non capisce l'italiano (o lo capisce con notevoli difficoltà).
pt-0Este usuário/utilizador não entende português.
...This user would like to be able to speak more languages.
See also Computer Languages
and Matters of Style below.
Time and Date
This user's time zone is America/Los Angeles.
This user observes Daylight Saving Time.
This user has been on Wikipedia for 18 years, 5 months and 3 days.


Wiki philosophy

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This user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know.
:-]
This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.
This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.
<ref>This user recognizes the importance of citing sources.
This user is opposed to online censorship.*
Wikipedia is not censored.
no adsThis user is against commercials in Wikipedia.
Quality, not quantity.This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.
Trout this user Were this user to act in a foolish, trollish, or dickish way, he is open to being slapped with a large trout.
Wikipedia Fauna
This user is a WikiElf.
This user has gentle WikiOtter tendencies and feels protective of newcomers.
This editor is a WikiGnome.


Wiki activities

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Editing
This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.
4,500+This user has made more than 4,500 contributions to Wikipedia, over 1,366 of which were to articles, on over 1,511 distinct pages.
ESU100% for major edits and 100% for minor edits. – Last update: 13:26, 10 May 2009 (UTC).
CUVThis user is dedicated to
cleaning up vandalism.
Warning to Vandals: This user is armed with Vandal Fighter.
Topical WikiProjects
This user is a Bartending Task Force Participant.
Willscrlt/Userboxes
This user is a WikiBooks participant in the WikiProject Bartending.
This user is a member of
WikiProject Food and drink.
This user is a member of the Beverages Task Force.
This member of the Coffee & Tea taskforce enjoys a nice cup of tea.
This Desserts Taskforce Participant enjoys vanilla ice cream.
This WP Food & Drink's
Herbs & Spices task force
Participant
enjoys many varieties of herbs.
This WP Food & Drink's
Herbs & Spices task force
Participant
enjoys many varieties of spices.
This user is a participant in the Writers and Critics Subwork Group of WikiProject Biography.
Technical WikiProjects
This user is a participant in
The Infobox Watch.
This user is a member of
WikiProject Microformats.
This user is a participant in WikiProject Transwiki.
{#if}This user understands and uses ParserFunctions.
Interpersonal WikiProjects
Kindness CampaignThis user is a member of the Kindness Campaign.
This user was a volunteer mediator in the Mediation Cabal before it was closed.


Adopt-a-user

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Current Adoptions
My off-wiki life is quite full right now. I am sorry, but I cannot adopt

someone right now.
Please note that anyone is welcome to ask me questions; however,
it may take me a while to respond.

Prior Adoptions


Userboxes

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This user loves userboxes.
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his user page instead of actually writing something useful.
  This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes and user categories should not be banned.*
This user supports the
Userbox Migration.
This user is greater than the sum of his userboxes.


This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.


Matters of style

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Grammar
This user thinks good grammar is sexy.
based Based on experience, this user knows that based off is nearly always incorrect.
infin¦
itive
This user avoids split infinitives.
snkThis user says either sneaked or snuck.
than
then
This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
which & thatThis user knows how to use which and that correctly.
You and MeThis user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me...
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
Punctuation
. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.
;This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
A, B, and
A and B
This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.
“...”!
US vs. UK
This user uses logical quotation marks. Internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a style issue!
’sThis user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should!
itsThis user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).


Work and Education Skills

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 This user is an IT Consultant.
  This user is a professional web developer.


met?This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.
 This user is an undergraduate student majoring in General Education.
 
This user's favorite subject is computing.
BUSThis user's favourite subject is Business Studies.

Professional Affiliations

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IEEEThis user is a member of the IEEE.

Computers (non-Wiki)

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IPThis user's IP is ::1.
OWNThis user uses an email account with his own domain name.
  This user has a website, which can be found here.
 
This user maintains a blog at his Website.
 This user uses WordPress.
 This user has a profile on MySpace as Willscrlt.
 This user contributes using Microsoft Windows.
 This user contributes using Ubuntu.
 This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
Computer Languages
bash-1This user is a beginner Bash programmer.
BASIC-2This user is an intermediate BASIC programmer.
bat-2This user is an intermediate Batch programmer.
cmd-2This user is an intermediate Microsoft command line script programmer.
css-3This user is an advanced Cascading Style Sheets user.
HTML-4This user is an expert HTML user.
js-1This user is a beginning JavaScript programmer.
mysql-2This user is an intermediate MySQL programmer.
PHP-3This user is an advanced PHP programmer.
{{t|c}}This user can use and program conditional templates.
vb.net-2This user is an intermediate Visual Basic .NET programmer.
{{Wiki}}This user is an expert writer in the MediaWiki language.
xhtml-4This user is an expert XHTML user.
XML-2This user is an intermediate XML coder.
 

Offline Activities

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(Yes! There can be life outside the Internet.)

 This user drinks water regularly.
 This user drinks tea.
 This user does weight training.
 This user is interested in yoga.
  This user likes most types of music.
 This user enjoys films.
 This user supports the colorization of black and white movies.
FEThis user identifies as a
meat popsicle with a Multipass.
 This user is a book lover.
 This user reads the works of
L. Frank Baum
under all his many names!
 
HPThis user is a Harry Potter fan.
 This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.
LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films.
  This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movies.
 This user is a history buff.
This user is interested in his local history.


 This user is interested in his family history.

Personal Philosophy

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NF This user's Keirsey Temperament is Idealist.
ENFPThis user's MBTI type is ENFP.
 This user is happy.
 This user believes that
life is good.
 This user believes in the existence of God.
 This user believes in the divinity and historicity of Jesus Christ.
omnisThis user is interested in Omnitheism.
 This user supports the United Nations.
♂♀This user supports gender equality.
 This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.
 This user is interested in LGBTQ issues.
 This user is a member of the LGBTQ community.
 This user identifies as a gay male.
5This user ranks a 5 on the Kinsey scale.
 This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.
  This user is interested in environmentalism.
 This user supports
renewable energy.
 This user supports sustainable living.
 This user supports recycling.
 
This user does not smoke.
 This user is drug-free.

New and unsorted

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 This user is familiar with template code and parser functions, and is willing to provide assistance.
[[Category:]]
 This user is owned by one or more cats.
 This user is a Monty Python fan.
 This user knows Who's on First.
 This user is interested in computer engineering.
 This user is against DRM.
@This user can be reached by email.
  This user has a website, which can be found here.
W3CThis user validates the mark-up on his webpages.
  This user operates an installation of MediaWiki.
BBSThis user knows what a BBS is and has accessed them by phone line.
SysopThis user is or was a Sysop for a BBS.
 
This user maintains a blog.
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
OWNThis user uses an email account with his own domain name.
  This user contributes using a PC.
 This user contributes using a laptop.
 This user contributes using a smartphone.
 This user built his own PC.
 This user still remembers these.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.
 This user drinks hot chocolate.
 This user drinks orange juice.
 This user drinks milk.
 This user drinks water regularly.
 This user drinks green tea.
 This user drinks rooibos (redbush) tea.
 This user drinks mate.
 This user drinks tea.
C2H5OH-1This user drinks relatively infrequently. he is probably the better for it.
  This user is an omnivore.
 This user is a chocoholic.
  This user prefers dark chocolate
 
This user loves
Chinese cuisine.
 This user loves
Italian cuisine
 This user loves
Japanese cuisine.
 
This user likes Mexican food
 
 This user loves
Thai cuisine.
 This user enjoys French cooking.
 This user likes to play Role-playing games.
NGThis user's alignment is Neutral Good: the "Benefactor."
NGThis user aligns
Neutral Good
 
 This user enjoys playing Old School video games. 
 This user prefers to play games on a PC.
 This user is a railfan.
 This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.
1+1=10This user likes binary.
5+5=10This user likes decimal.
8+8=10This user likes hexadecimal.
10This user realizes that there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who do not.
 This user knows that a monkey typing at a typewriter will write something that will make Shakespeare grovel… eventually.
lapsedThis user is a lapsed musician.
 This user plays the clarinet.
 This user plays the recorder.
 
This user contributes while using Winamp.
 
 This user enjoys philosophy.
 This user believes that all men are created equal.
 This user believes that
life is good.
  This user believes in the power of nonviolence.
 This user is interested in
science.
 
 This user is interested in space sciences.
This user celebrates, or was born on, Mole Day, on October 23rd.6.02x1023
 This user is interested in physics.
 This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide.
Do you?
 This user participated in the Earth Hour event even though they weren't in a partner city.
  This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
 This user contributes using Opera.
 This user contributes using Safari.
FzThis user uploads websites with FileZilla.
 This user contributes using Inkscape.
Ps This user contributes using
Adobe Photoshop CS.
Ai This user contributes using
Adobe Illustrator CS.


 This user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.
MS OfficeThis person uses
Microsoft Office.
 This user once used DOS back in the day.
 This user contributes using Microsoft Windows.
 This user prefers Windows, but still sees the advantages of Macs. 
 This user contributes using Kubuntu.
> _ This user often uses the command line when operating his computer.
 This user contributes using Notepad++.
 This user loves using Google Earth.
SACThis user is a fan of the
Sacramento Kings
 This user loves to read.
This user is interested in fantasy.  
 This user enjoys optical illusions, especially the impossible constructions of M.C. Escher.


 This user enjoys cooking.
 This user enjoys photography.
  This user prefers color photography.
 This user enjoys Classical music.
 This user enjoys country music.
 This user enjoys camping.
 This user enjoys riding horses.
 This user supports
renewable energy.
  This user is interested in recycling.  
 
This user does not smoke.
 
3
This user has visited 3 of the 205 countries in the world.
 This user has visited 10 of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia.10
 This user loves the Summer.
 This user is interested in higher education.
 This user admires all expressions of nature. 
 This user enjoys reading mysteries.
 This user enjoys reading thrillers.
 This user enjoys reading Fantasy.
 This user enjoys reading science fiction.
SCI FIThis user loves science fiction.
 This user reads self-help books.
DNA

This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

Dirk Gently

This user believes in the "fundamental interconnectedness of all things"

 This user knows the Ultimate Answer.
This user enjoys the works of
Jane Austen.
 This user reads the works of
L. Frank Baum
under all his many names!
 
MC This user is a fan of Michael Crichton.
 This user enjoys the works of
Charles Dickens.
 This user enjoys the works of
Sherlock Holmes.
Redwall This user is a fan of
the Redwall Series.
WOTThis user is a fan of the Wheel of Time book series by Robert Jordan
CSLThis user enjoys the works of
C.S. Lewis.
  This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movies.
  This user enjoys the works of
Beatrix Potter.
HPThis user is a Harry Potter fan.
 This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.
 This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.
 This user is a fan of
The Lord of the Rings.
  This user enjoys the works of
Mark Twain.
 This user knows who the true Father of Science Fiction is.
 This user has or has yet to Journey to the Center of the Earth.
 This user enjoys films.
 This user supports the colorization of black and white movies.
 This user is an Indiana Jones fan.
 This user likes Pixar and its films.
Zip...This user is a fan of Song of the South.
  This user will send you back to the future.
LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films.
STAR WARSThis user is a Star Wars fan.
ST4OK, make nice. Give this user the ray gun.


 This user has a high-definition television set.
PBSThis user supports PBS.
No Laugh Track This user prefers Sitcoms without the laugh track.
NCISThis user is a fan of NCIS.
EUReKAThis user would like to live in a small town with big secrets.
fireflyThis user is a Browncoat.
 This user watches H E R O E S.
 This user enjoys Star Trek.
 This user reads newspapers.
 This user enjoys comics.
ANTHThis user's favourite subject is Anthropology.
BUSThis user's favourite subject is Business Studies.
 
This user's favorite subject is computing.
AAThis user has an Associate of Arts degree.
AAThis user has an Associate of Arts degree in subject.
This user believes that one should never stop feeding one's brain.
 This user is right-handed.
 This user has red hair.
 This user has brown eyes.
 This user prefers to use herbal remedies.
  This user is against smoking.
abcThs usre haz verry goode spelng.
{{!!!}}This user over-uses userboxes.
 This user is happy.
NameThis user's name is Will.
 This user is a male.
  This user is a male contributor.
18+This user is an adult.
 This user is a child at heart. He might have grown older, but he'll never grow up.
XThis user is a member of
Generation X.
 This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.
 This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.
 This user regrets being born under the Nixon administration.
 This user is of British ancestry.
 This user is of English ancestry.
 This user is of English ancestry
  This user is of Irish ancestry.
 Éireannach
This user is Irish.
 Éireannach
This user is Irish.
 This user is of German ancestry.
 Alba
This user is of Scottish ancestry.
 This user is of Scottish ancestry.
 This user is Scotch-Irish. 
  This user is of the Clan Murray"Tout Pret"  
sibs-0This user is an only child on his mother's side.
  This user supports equal rights for queer people.
 This user is single.
 
This user supports protection of the environment.
 This user is interested in environmentalism.
  This user is interested in conservationism.
  This user supports recycling.
 This user supports public transit.
  This user supports the
use of green energy.
 
 This user supports the development of realistic renewable energy.
ORGThis user would rather eat
organic food
than tampered-with food
 
 This user does not consume GM foods.
 This user hugs trees.


 This user thinks we should tax pollution.
 This user supports
universal health care.
  This user supports Amnesty International.
  This user supports equality for everyone.
 This user is anti-abortion and pro-choice.
  This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*
  This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.
♂♀This user supports gender equality.
 This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.
  This user believes the First Amendment was written to protect freedom of religion, not abolish it.  
  This user finds censorship offensive.
 This user supports the United Nations.
 This user supports peace in space.
 This user is a computer security professional.
 This user is a professional Web Designer.
 This user is interested in spirituality.
 This user is interested in religion.
 This user is interested in issues related to religious pluralism.
GodThis user believes in God.
 This user respects the beliefs and religions of others.
 This user respects the beliefs and religions of others.
  This user is a(n) Christian, but has learned how to understand and respect other religions as well.
 
 This user has visited Arizona.
 This user has visited the District of Columbia.
 This user has visited Florida.
 This user has visited Georgia.
 This user has visited Massachusetts.
 This user has visited Michigan.
 This user has visited Mississippi.
 This user has visited Nevada.
 This user has visited Ohio.
 This user has visited Utah.
 This user lives or hails
from Sacramento.
 This user lives in, Sacramento. 
 This user has visited one or more of the United States' National Parks.
  It is approximately 1:59 PM where this user lives (New York). [refresh]
 This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time.
 This user is a Scorpio.
 This user is a Scorpio.
 This user is a Wikipedian.
 This user has rollback rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)
 This user helps out newcomers.
 This editor uses AutoWikiBrowser to automate tedious repetitive tasks.
 This user reverts vandalism in the blink of an eye with Twinkle!
  This user fights vandalism with Huggle and Twinkle.
Sometimes simultaneously...
 


 Warning to Vandals: This user is equipped with Lupin's Anti-vandal tool.
FurMeThis user adds fair use rationale to images using FurMe
  This user uses Huggle to combat vandalism.
 This user has a
Strong Password.
 
This user's account is secured with a unique Committed Identity.
no adsThis user is against commercials in Wikipedia.
1RRThis user prefers discussing changes on the talk page rather than engaging in an edit war.
 This user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know.
<sum>:1This user believes that every edit should have a summary.
 This user appreciates WikiLove.
 This user supports the right of anonymous users to edit Wikipedia.
FlexibleThis user deals with edits, deletion, and creation of pages individually instead of unilaterally and encourages others to do so.
 This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.
 This user has made over
1,000 edits to Wikipedia.
 This user has created 20 articles on Wikipedia.
 This user has contributed 32 images to Wikipedia and Commons.
 This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.
 This user has created a global account. Willscrlt/Userboxes's main account is on Wikipedia (in English).
  
  
This user uses Qui to display their status and work with other users.
UBXThis user has way too many userboxes
 This user creates his own userboxes.
 This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
 This user provides information using user boxes for statistical reasons.
 This user provides information using userboxes to contact other Wikipedians with similar interests.
 This user has some of these.
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The End

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END This user has no more userboxes.