Malcol13

…This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

This user uses Avast Antivirus.

EVABThis user protects their computer with Edwin Valdez Anti-BYOND.

?This user uses Common Sense to avoid malware infections.

This user built their own PC.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user contributes using a laptop.

This user prefers Windows XP over Windows Vista

This user contributes using Windows 7 x64.

This user contributes using Google Chrome.

This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox!

This user contributes while using Winamp.

This user contributes while using VLC Media Player.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.

ADSL 2+This user contributes using an
ADSL 2+ connection.

56kThis user has a 56k modem connection.

DTThis user has a Digital television set, or tuner box, to receive Digital terrestrial television, such as DVB, ISDB, or ATSC.

This user owns a Nokia phone.

The only throne this user has sat on was made of porcelain.

This user prefers DVD over VHS. ±

This user remembers VHS. ±

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

 SOBER This user is alcohol free.

This user is a member of Wikipedia.

This user is proud to be a nerd, although they prefer not to brag and often go(es) incognito without a pocket protector.

@This user can be reached by email.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user uses MSN Messenger.

X	This user used Xfire with the username username.

This user uses Skype.

This user buys and sells on eBay.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user contributes using GIMP.

PsThis user contributes using
Adobe Photoshop.

This user contributes using Notepad.

C-1This user is a beginning C programmer.

C++This user can program in C++.

Java-1This user is a beginning Java programmer.

PerlThis user is just another Perl hacker.

PHP-1This user is a beginning PHP programmer.

css-1This user is a beginning Cascading Style Sheets user.

HTML-2This user is an intermediate HTML user.

js-1This user is a beginning JavaScript programmer.

mysqlThis user writes programs that access MySQL.

re-1This user writes regular expressions at a basic level.

SQLThis user uses SQL queries to locate their car keys.

xhtml-2This user is an intermediate XHTML user.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

MB	This user rejects your reality and substitutes his own!

This user is The Stig.

rvb	This user is a Red vs. Blue fanatic.

Donut

This user believes that it's not pink; it's lightish red!

ITHello, I.T. , have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in?

BAZINGA!This user loves to say
BAZINGA!

This user is a fan of Monty Python!

FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

OP8	This user is from Omicron Persei VIII.

d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

This user is a fan of Blackadder.

This user is a knight who says NI!

This user thinks Keith Olbermann is superior to Bill Orly in every way possible.YA RLY

This user likes to spin pens.

This user is a cat lover.

This user is a railfan.

This user does not smoke.

This user likes to wink a lot, usually by the combination of a parenthesis and semicolon, but sometimes with a pretty graphic.

This user is a bowler.

This user loves to bowl, but would love to get more strikes.

This user plays golf.

This user plays ultimate.

This user plays squash.

This user plays netball.

This user is a footballer.

This user plays soccer.

?met?This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.

This user's deviation is standard.

your
you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

AUThis user speaks Australian English.

ipa-1
əThis user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

NDThis user is
pretty good with a bo staff.

This user should have bought a squirrel.

VThis user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

._.This user sometimes watches anime.

You just lost The Game.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

RVThis user is a reversi player.

+This user enjoys playing retro games.

cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.

This user plays games on a graphing calculator.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

This user plays games on the Wii console.

This user prefers the Wii.

This user KNOWS that this is a lie. They just KNOW it.

This user is a Nintendo fanboy.

This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64.

This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

CNC	This user enjoys playing any of the Command & Conquer games.

This user plays the Doom series.

DNIt's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but this user is all out of gum.

This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.

This user plays games in the Super Mario series.

MN-2This user is an expert minesweeper.

NThis user is a loyal fan of Nintendo hardware and software, and as one, prefers Nintendo consoles over non-Nintendo consoles.

This user plays Pac-Man.

This user plays Quake.

RCTThis user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon.

SERIOUS
SAMThis user knows it's time to get serious!

SCThis user plays SimCity.

SC2KThis user's city is much better than Defacto's.

This user plays the Sonic the Hedgehog series.

TThis user prefers to side with the Terrans.

UTThis user plays Unreal Tournament.

This user plays DotA Allstars using Warcraft III.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user has eaten Vegemite and is thankfully still alive.

This user eats bananas.

If they had their little way, this user would eat peaches every day.

This user enjoys jelly beans.

This user drinks water regularly.

This user drinks Mountain Dew.

This user loves Dr Pepper.

C₂H₅OH-0This user is a non-drinker.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user is an Australian.
G'day, mate!

This user comes from Victoria.

YAThis user is a young adult.

MONASHThis user is a student or graduate of Monash University.

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

This user believes in Christianity.

This user is friends with Jasonb.

This user is friends with Nath85.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user is nocturnal.

This user observes Daylight Saving Time.

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!