ContagiousTruth

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BS-5This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.

du-0This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass).

LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

SoE-nThis person is a native speaker of Southern American English
(Southern bah the grace o' God)

This user lives in or hails from Houston.

This user lives in the
U.S. State of Texas.

This user lives in the United States of America.

This user is from Earth.

This user is male.

This user is heterosexual.

This user is single.

This user is right-handed.

This user is an Aries.

This user was born in the year of the Tiger.虎

SJThis user studies at, or is an alumnus of, a Jesuit school.

ContagiousTruth has an academic degree — specialist degree.

This user studies at the University of St. Thomas (Houston).

This user is a Christian.

This user is a Roman Catholic.

KofC	This user is a member of the Knights of Columbus.

This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.

This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday, and has an acceptance speech ready.

$\sum$This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.

This user has been approved by
Mr Ducky. Have you?

This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

This user is cooler than you.

This user's deviation is standard.

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.