writing joke Archives - Blaise Kielar https://blaisekielar.com/tag/writing-joke/ Writer and Musician Sat, 18 Jan 2025 12:17:58 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.2 https://blaisekielar.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/cropped-BK2023head2a-32x32.jpg writing joke Archives - Blaise Kielar https://blaisekielar.com/tag/writing-joke/ 32 32 Joke of the Day for 18 January 2025 https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-18-january-2025/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=joke-of-the-day-for-18-january-2025 https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-18-january-2025/#respond Sat, 18 Jan 2025 12:17:57 +0000 https://blaisekielar.com/?post_type=jokes&p=5218 I swallowed a bunch of synonyms yesterday.

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I ended up with thesaurus throat I ever had.

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]]> https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-18-january-2025/feed/ 0 Joke of the Day for 15 December 2024 https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-15-december-2024/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=joke-of-the-day-for-15-december-2024 https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-15-december-2024/#respond Sun, 15 Dec 2024 12:38:30 +0000 https://blaisekielar.com/?post_type=jokes&p=5144 What do you get if you cross A Christmas Carol with Moby Dick?

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Jacob Marley & the Whalers.

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]]> https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-15-december-2024/feed/ 0 Joke of the Day for 18 October 2024 https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-18-october-2024/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=joke-of-the-day-for-18-october-2024 https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-18-october-2024/#respond Fri, 18 Oct 2024 12:27:06 +0000 https://blaisekielar.com/?post_type=jokes&p=5012 What word has five letters but becomes shorter when you add two more?

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Short.

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]]> https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-18-october-2024/feed/ 0 Joke of the Day for 15 September 2024 https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-15-september-2024/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=joke-of-the-day-for-15-september-2024 https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-15-september-2024/#respond Sun, 15 Sep 2024 11:18:11 +0000 https://blaisekielar.com/?post_type=jokes&p=4936 Which sneakers do poets wear?

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Converse.

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]]> https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-15-september-2024/feed/ 0 Joke of the Day for 8 September 2024 https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-8-september-2024/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=joke-of-the-day-for-8-september-2024 https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-8-september-2024/#respond Sun, 08 Sep 2024 11:59:16 +0000 https://blaisekielar.com/?post_type=jokes&p=4921 Libraries are too strict.

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They always go by the books.

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]]> https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-8-september-2024/feed/ 0 Joke of the Day for 5 September 2024 https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-5-september-2024/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=joke-of-the-day-for-5-september-2024 https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-5-september-2024/#respond Thu, 05 Sep 2024 11:14:38 +0000 https://blaisekielar.com/?post_type=jokes&p=4914 What did the pencil say to the paper?

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“I dot my eyes on you!”

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]]> https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-5-september-2024/feed/ 0 Joke of the Day for 3 August 2024 https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-3-august-2024/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=joke-of-the-day-for-3-august-2024 https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-3-august-2024/#respond Sat, 03 Aug 2024 11:16:50 +0000 https://blaisekielar.com/?post_type=jokes&p=4836 What do male cattle use to write?

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Bullpens.

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]]> https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-3-august-2024/feed/ 0 Joke of the Day for 5 July 2024 https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-5-july-2024/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=joke-of-the-day-for-5-july-2024 https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-5-july-2024/#respond Fri, 05 Jul 2024 11:59:11 +0000 https://blaisekielar.com/?post_type=jokes&p=4773 What do you call a poem you’ve heard a lot?

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Reverse.

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]]> https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-5-july-2024/feed/ 0 Joke of the Day for 15 May 2024 https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-15-may-2024/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=joke-of-the-day-for-15-may-2024 https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-15-may-2024/#respond Wed, 15 May 2024 11:29:44 +0000 https://blaisekielar.com/?post_type=jokes&p=4654 How could Juliet maintain a constant body temperature?

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She was in Romeostasis.

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]]> https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-15-may-2024/feed/ 0 Joke of the Day for 10 May 2024 https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-10-may-2024/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=joke-of-the-day-for-10-may-2024 https://blaisekielar.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day-for-10-may-2024/#respond Fri, 10 May 2024 11:58:13 +0000 https://blaisekielar.com/?post_type=jokes&p=4644 Why did the poet have to get a real job?

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He learned that rhyme doesn’t pay.

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