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Best votey of all time.

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It's surprising how many situations where 'muddle through' is a better strategy than rationality.

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This is another one of those 'is Zach okay' comics and the answer is Zach is cashing in on ennui HARD.

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Just a public note, based on the response so far, that I cannot introduce you to Priscilla.

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We need a supercluster for an agent-based model of the economy, which can simulate the fact that it contains the supercluster, which can simulate the fact that it contains the supercluster, which...

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I think we could increase the number of stem phds just by changing the title from Doctor to Ultimate Grandmaster.

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A guy on bluesky accidentally read right to left, and it makes the first three panels a lot funnier.

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And a twist of black pepper, Amen.

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This is really a poem for GenX.

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The only possible problem is if being crushed in a universe-ending sea of flesh would make it no longer be the best day ever.

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It may even insist that it can wonder, but it's all just a modestly convincing illusion.

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A chicken can never cross the same road twice.

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I visualize a bunch of people sighing before they read this, thinking at last SMBC has literally just become a wall of text.

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Robots, however, will live forever and always matter.

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Unfortunately the bag, being filled with everything, also contains the fuse to a thermonuclear bomb.

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You should've seen what the Gomorrah-ites were up to.

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I asked Claude 3.7 to make me a Sisyphus game and it created a program that didn't work because I kept trying to reach the rock and couldn't et to it.

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After I posted this I got a bunch of giftshop photos and I wasn't as far off as you'd guess!

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Turns out my brain is convinced the main species are birds, cephalopods, and fungus.

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You know he's a scientator due to the white labcoat.