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Adam the First (2024)
What is this monstrosity??
This trash has been the worst "movie" I've seen in a long time and trust me, the competition is strong... I am sure they produced it for torturing war criminals. It would be a FAIL even in a high school amateur film club where parents would applaud even to the worst effort of their kids. Boring, dragged, slow and terrible acting, terrible script, terrible directing, terrible execution of plot. It truly is painful to watch it (even with fast forwarding minutes of nothing happening, no dialogues). I was shocked that some big names appeared in this horrid mistake - even if only for a couple of minutes. Must have been desperate to pay their electricity bills otherwise why kill your dignity with appearing in this sad, sad sad thing someone wants to call a movie...
With Love (2021)
Terrible, unfunny, unoriginal and negatively stereotypical
This series is so bad that I couldn't even get myself through the first episode. Terrible acting, even more terrible characters and the worst cliched storyline. There is not one scene that would feel genuine - it is trying too hard and fails even harder. This series is trying to be inclusive (or at least pretending to) but it is so disrespectful in too many ways. Calling gay love "butt love", suggesting bisexuality means promiscuity with literally anyone, Pete ding to be "catholic" but none of the characters behave as catholics (goin for church does not mean that). Everyone lying, cheating, disrespecting the other.
It is sad that people actually find this trash entertaining because it is not even funny (even if we disregard the faults in all the characters and story). Boring, cliched and extremely dumb.
La ley de la selva (2023)
The most AWKWARD game host
I don't know who the host of the show was, maybe a local celebrity but the choice to put her in this show was a huge mistake. It felt as natural as if a pig was placed in a palace. She was completely out of her comfort zone, it was painful to watch. Her awkward hand gestures, posture, her whole behavior was just uncomfortable. NOTHING about her was natural and it made me, the viewer uncomfortable, too. And the clothes the production made her wear made it even worse. It's clear she never wore boots or any of the "cool" leather accessories they made her wear. It was like watching a painful satire what constantly derailed your attention.
The Gentlemen (2024)
Boring, unfunny, predictable, unrealistic painful to watch
Typical guyritchie movie... you've seen one you've seen all of them. He made one movie 20+ years ago which for whatever reason was a success and he's been copying the same rubbish since. There's nothing new or interesting in this movie, just the same old boring guyritchie clichés. Extremely boring conversation, uncomfortably unrealistic events, predictable storyline and and you get second hand embarrassment from seeing the struggle to trying too hard to be funny.
Same boring characters: low life gangsters, gypsies, dumb idiots, unfunny kids
Please give us a favor and stop directing or making movies.
Billions (2016)
Getting APPALLINGLY BAD by each season
Initially I have the series 10 points and the first 2-3 seasons were very entertaining but then it started to FALL DEEP. And deeper and deeper by each additional season. Full with boring conversations and absolutely illogical behaviors and happenings. By season 6 it had become almost unwatchable but the current season 7 is horrendously and painfully boring and stupid.
Good and great characters have become flat, repetitive and boring, offering nothing interesting or new. Even Chuck has become uninteresting.
Wendy's character was one of my favorites at the beginning and in the past couple of seasons whenever she appears she is boring and/or ridiculous and makes me want to fast forward whenever she's in a scene. Taylor's character has been extremely irritating talking like a droid from the very first scene she appeared and also some of the older characters recurring just proves the writers can't come up with anything new or interesting.
This series should have stopped with season 5 or rather with 4 when you still had good feeling about it. What a shame what they have made with it :/
The Upshaws (2021)
Getting worse by the season - last two seasons TERRIBLE
The first season was GREAT - funny, witty, fresh - I enjoyed it. Second season was okay but the third was too forced. The kids are 95% of the time NOT funny and they are getting more and more screen time what makes the series dull. The kid with Aaliyah's (Khali Spraggins) character is especially annoying and forced. Both her character and her acting. She ruins the fun-mood whenever she appears.
Bennie upshaw's character is flat too, the same UNfunny "jokes" around and around and around... I get second hand embarrassment whenever he has an appearance.
The fourth season though is NOT FUNNY AT ALL. It has gotten so flat and idiotic that there's nothing funny about it.
The only funny person is Wanda Sykes but then I'll just watch her standups then this miserable series.
It really started off as a great series and ended up (hopefully no more seasons) unwatchable.
The only reason I gave it 3 stars because the first (two) seasons were good.
Hack My Home (2023)
Another pathetic clown show
The 100th clown show with fake people... they are trying so hard to act and look eccentric. Instead they are fake, pathetic and annoying sucking up to each other every single minute as if they had the most ground breaking and innovative ideas.
The show is 60% pathetic clown show, 30% sucking up to each other and 10% what the whole show should be about.
I wanted to like this show as the title sounded interesting and promising but instead you just got another american fakeness...
There is nothing interesting or new compared to similar shows it's just more annoying. There is nothing genuine, authentic or honest about the acting of the "participants". Two thumbs down 👎👎
Lucky Hank (2023)
Painfully boring
This series is painfully boring and I had second hand embarrassment regarding how hard it tries to be funny or humorous - even though it is SUPPOSED TO be a dry comedy it has nothing to do with it. It's extremely boring, unwitty and dull. And no drama or suspense in it either... I often found myself paying attention to other things or doing things while watching.
The characters are boring, unlikeable, dull and fake and they are acting absolutely unrealistically. Whoever wrote the story/script should retire from their job.
I tried watching it - in hope that I might start liking it - with struggle and in agony up until the 4th episode when he started boxing with a goose. I mean that did it for me... the bar cannot get any more awkwardly lower.
Elementary schoolers have more wit and humor than this.
Oh, and those people who are comparing it (either in their positive or negative reviews) to Better call Saul or Breaking bad... Really?? Why?! >>facepalm<< Just because Odenkirk acted in both this series has nothing to do with them in style or anything at all.
German Genius (2023)
Terrible, boring, forced, wannabe-butnot
This "thing" (because it cannot be called a production) is so terrible, boring and forced that it seriously causes pain to watch. It is full with wannabe "actors" who are an embarrassment to watch. The script is ridiculously boring and at least 3-4 times every single minute they have to say ricky gervais' name. Probably, that's the measurement upon which they are paid. So expect a 3.5gervais/min in this horrendous, ludicrous monstrosity.
I have watched the fist episode and the beginning of the 2nd but I had to turn it off because I was about to eat a handful of tranquilizer just to calm me down. Humor cannot even be hinted with regards to this awful shame.
Do NOT watch it if you don't want to end up a mentally crushed person. You've been warned.
It could be a great to be used as torture, though...
Bullet Train (2022)
Disgrace to the pixels on my tv
I truly hope Pitt will NEVER get to act in a any movie ever again - not even in the ones he directs for himself. Terrible acting, boring plot, even more boring actions - I even fell asleep.
They could've just burnt all the money they wasted on this garbage. Every single pixel that appeared was a disgrace to my tv. It's shameful that someone directs such monstrosity and it's even more shameful that there is a half whit who green lights it. Honestly, I cannot imagine the extreme low level of intelligence of a person who actually liked it. The fact that there were people who have it a rating of 6 or above only shows that intelligence is truly eroding...
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)
Another boring marvel rubbish
I didn't expect much as it is only yet another stupid marvel movie lacking all kind of logic. The only good thing in it was the costumes. The cgi is extremely boring, the flying people (or jumping 100 meters) also a boring stupid marvel cliché. Unfortunately, if you've seen one marvel production you've seen it all. Same boring storyline with different filling. I honestly feel sorry for people who find this level of "entertainment" fascinating...
Oh, an the princess and the tech prodigy kid are extraordinarily irritating.
So, in summary, because of the visually appealing costumes I gave it 2 stars instead of only one.
You (2018)
Season 4 is terribly boring and ruins the reputation of the previous ones
Season 4 is so terribly boring that it ruins the reputation of the previous ones. First season was great, second good, third okay(ish) but the fourth is so dumb and boring that there are no words. Every episode is a completely unrealistic one full with actions and events that would not at all happen in real life or even the dumbest people would resolve. People don't act so illogically. It really is a pain to watch. With this rapidly falling trend of quality I truly hope there would be no further seasons. An absolute disgrace what they have done with this series. Terrible acting, terrible script, monologues/narrations in the guy's head just extremely overdone, but the worst is the storyline. Very dumb.
Old (2021)
What is this monstrosity?!?!
Terrible actors, terrible acting (even from terrible actors this is extremely LOW), terrible storyline, terrible script, everything is terrible about this monstrosity. There is not one thing that could be considered ok) let alone good). As if elementary school kids were given a camera to fool around for a day. Even if we'd consider that the events were possible, this garbage is full with plot holes, utterly illogical things. It was literally painful to watch. People should not been given any jobs near film industry who okayed this tragical piece of trash or participated in any way. The most terrible thing I've seen in decades.
Kaleidoscope (2023)
Boring, stupid and full of idiotic scenes and storyline
This series is a wannabe heist series but it is so boring and full of stupid scenes and events that it is just unbearable to watch. Packed with illogical actions, scenes, decisions that even morons would not commit when shoplifting- let alone a 7B heist. It's just pathetic. Also, over half of the cast is terrible actors not to mention their idiotic characters they play.
The whole concept of watching the episodes ina random ways is another moronic thing - just like watching any other series episodes randomly. Obviously, events make sense in logical order, so here it is:
Violet - 24 yrs before the heist
Green - 7 yrs before the heist
Yellow - 6 wks before the heist
Orange - 3 wks before the heist
Blue - 5 days before the heist
White - the heist
Red - the morning after the heist
Pink - 6 mnths after the heist
Whoever came up with the idea that you could watch the morning after heist, then 6 weeks before the heist, then 6 months after, then 24 yrs before then the Hearst, etc. Is a COMPLETE IMBECILE.
If you want to enjoy this series you need to be at the intellectual level of an 8th grader. Definitely not higher. What a disappointment and a waste of time.
Acapulco (2021)
First season okay, second painfully boring
The first season was quite okay, although full with cliches, stereotypes and boring conversations. The concept of the uncle telling for the story to his nephew could be a good idea but badly executed and the poor kid has NOTHING to do with acting - there are hundreds of kids more talented and natural acting out there. But the second season is unfortunately painfully boring. Even worse acting, it seems as if all the actors are bored too and their acting is extremely "tired", like let's get this done, get paid and leave. No wonder, the story is soooo boring it's a wonder they haven't left the production mid-season. Why is more boring than the story is the dull and idiotic conversations. It feels like an inquisition to watch it. 4 stars only because of the first season.
It truly is a wonder how Apple is able to green-light such terrible shows. Unfortunately there are only about 10% shows that are enjoyable on Apple tv.
Snack vs. Chef (2022)
What is this supposed to be? Boring show with sleepwalking hosts
I have no idea what the role of the hosts was, and why were there two of them. Two of them doing basically nothing. The whole show seems very low budget when it comes to the studio setting. The hosts were dressed terribly. The whole show made me feel like I was watching a low budget last minute high school garage recital... You don't even have the sense that something was even happening, just showing bits and pieces of what they contestant chefs (who seem WAY AMATEURS) were doing then a quick tasting and that was it. BOOOORING.
The male host looked like he had no clue how and WHY he got there, he looked lost and did not add anything to the show, also he seemed so uncomfortable in the clothes he was dressed up (a simple jacket but he looked as if he only wore a tshirt in his life). Just the same way the whole show just made me feel really uncomfortable...
Honestly, I have no clue what the purpose of the whole thing was cuz it's for sure NOT entertainment...
Shantaram (2022)
Boring, slow, dragging on with dull conversations
The first 1-2 episodes were okay but after that it has become extremely boring, slow with conversations so dull that I always find myself doing different things while watching... by the 7th episode it has become so tedious that I found it a lot more interesting to write this review (although I hate writing reviews) but it is so monotonous that I rather did it anyway than waiting for the minutes to count down to zero.
One might ask why I am watching it then but I have a stupid habit of finishing movies/series until the end...
The only thing enjoyable is the cinematography and hence the 3 points - though as we go forward it may change to 2 or 1.
Kleo (2022)
Great start and getting worse by each episode
Just like most Netflix series, it starts out great/good and it is getting worse and worse with each episode and a terrible ending...
Netflix is trying to make everything at least 8 episodes thus filling them with stupid, pathetic and unrealistic events with idiotic conversations and adding idiotic characters with no purpose at all to fill the gaps rather than making them 4-6 episodes and keeping them enjoyable.
Also, why is it necessary to have pathetic, lunatic, clumsy characters in every series/movie even if it is a drama or a thriller?
Another disappointment although it could've been a good one...
Instant Dream Home (2022)
Everything is FAKE about this show... Staged with bad acting
Everything is obviously staged - maybe the families' kids were left in the blank but otherwise everything is staged
These makeovers were obviously not done in 12hrs
Fake hidden cameras:
I mean 2 gopros stuck on car windshield in their faces as the families are driving - really?!
"Hidden cameras" in front yard bushes on steady tripods/gears literally 15-20 yards from them
Even when the families leave "clueless" about the makeover in the morning these scenes had been shot several times to get them right (car is in different spots in different shots when they get in - the wet/dry spots where the car was previously parked in between shots gives it away)
Calls with "accomplices" on SPEAKERPHONE literally next to the "clueless" families
Fake testings of how to try out difficult installations and then obviously they do it completely differently on the makeover day
In each episode the family is already on the way back and the team have like 30-45 minutes left to finish when the makeover is not even near completion and it would require at least 5-6 hours
Episode 7 is filled with giveaways on how fake and staged this "show" is crammed with fake "emergency" events: countertop already broken/chipped before it "broke", then the guy chips off a sample with a hammer and later he takes it to find another similar slate but with a precisely cut off piece then a "brand new" countertop arrives hours later and what a coincidence: the marble lines exactly match up with the other already installed piece...
One window pane breaks but a new arrives hours later although it takes 4-6 weeks to make a new one but they - by shear luck - found an EXACTLY same type of glass with same treatment and same measurement from another client order - oh please...
Oh, and the planning software they use is so old that it had been already outdated even 10 years ago...
One positive thing about the whole show is that the outcome most of the times was good or at least okayish... mostly. NOT always
So the question rightfully would be why did I watch this show if all I have is problems with it. I have a bad habit of finishing movies/series once I start them (unless they are upsettingly bad) but in this I actually found amusement in how badly it was staged and faked while taking viewers for fools and extremely gullible :)
Instant Dream Home: The Art of Giving (2022)
The FAKEST and WORST episode
Episode 7 is filled with giveaways on how fake and staged this "show" is crammed with fake "emergency" events:
Even when the families leave "clueless" about the makeover in the morning these scenes had been shot several times to get them right (car is in different spots in different shots when they get in - the wet/dry spots where the car was previously parked in between shots gives it away)
Countertop already broken/chipped before it "broke", then the guy chips off a sample with a hammer and later he takes it to find another similar slate but with a precisely cut off piece then a "brand new" countertop arrives hours later and what a coincidence: the marble lines exactly match up with the other already installed piece...
One window pane breaks but a new arrives hours later although it takes 4-6 weeks to make a new one but they - by shear luck - found an EXACTLY same type of glass with same treatment and same measurement from another client order - oh please...
Previous episodes were laughable about how they act out everything but this one was actually upsetting how stupid and gullible they consider the viewers.
Fire Island (2022)
Clichéd, portraying negative gay stereotypes
Full of cliches, cheesy, predictable storyline throughout the "movie" magnifying only NEGATIVE gay stereotypes and every fifth word is guys calling each other "b*tch" or "girl". All characters are theatrical, exaggerated, affected, ostentatious and behaving effeminate. As if there were no other types of gays.
Quite a disgrace portraying gay community as such...
It's pathetic if this is the best they could come up with for a gay rom-com.
Uncoupled (2022)
Cheesy, UNfunny storyline, terrible acting
Unfunny, trying-hard, cheesy storyline with unrealistic script and scenes and terrible acting... could've been a good series but it's just very bad acting.
The Affair (2014)
First 3 seasons good, 4th ok, 5th TERRIBLE
The first 3 seasons were good and the 4th season was ok, though a bit struggling with storyline but the 5th was shamefully TERRIBLE. I'm not sure who (and why) wrote and directed it but it feels as if it was a done by some high school wannabe film makers and even then it fails. It's just stupid, boring and pathetic. Especially that Joanie thread. That's just terrible. That storyline just lacks logic, probability and value...
It's a shame how this series got such an awful final season. Just sad.
Suspicion (2022)
Wannabe excitement - undelivered. Don't waste your time
This series just goes DOWNHILL from episode 4... so stupid and boring with improbable/unlikely events trying to seem exciting and full of action but it's just sadly packed with illogical, unlikely, forced stupid happenings. DON'T waste your time...
Suspicion: The Devil You Know (2022)
Unbelievably lame 👎
Interestingly, up until now all of them were able to be followed by CCTV cameras but somehow they got lost track of ALL OF THEM 😂 and all were kidnapped at different locations by someone who wanted to kill them.
The terrorist guy could not be shot by 20 ppl including a sniper and other people standing 10-20 meters away - not even by a machine gun. Seriously?!?!?
Who is writing this unexceptionally hideous and pitiful storylines? I just cannot understand people who scored anything above 4 on this episode. I guess, they would believe any children's tale. Just so sad that this level of stupidity is enjoyable and exciting for them.