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Fall (2022)
A Bag of Spanners
Spoilers!
Not the worst movie ever but certainly not great in terms of attention to detail. Acting is borderline acceptable and there is a nice twist at the end. However, how did all the nuts come off the bolts to EVERY section of ladder at the same time? And not even a hint of rust on the threads!
How do they change the lamp on top of the tower with no footpegs for the last section? They must levitate!
How come the beacon was on during the day whilst charging the drone? I mean come on!
How was the deck plate they were sat on so solid compared to the rest of the structure? They rot out very quickly in reality.
The storyline wasn't bad but the lack of technical attention ruined it all for me.
I suppose it's not bad if you're an office worker etc.
The Great Escapists (2021)
Heavily Scripted and boring
American drivel. Hammond you're better than this. Utter crap and very difficult to watch!
Outlander (2014)
Gaelic is incomprehensible
Gaelic is my first language and watching this was painful. Could they not have found a native Gaelic speaker to teach them the sounds even if in parrot fashion? Gary Lewis and Graham McTavishs attempts are woeful at best. You can maybe pick out one word if you're lucky in a sentence. For this reason I couldn't watch anymore. Why bother with the Gaelic scenes if your not going to do it properly? You might as well do it in Norwegian. Sometimes it's better to be an ignorant Yank or Sasannach (Yes that is the correct spelling not Sassenach)
A few of the minor characters have very good Gaelic and are obviously native speakers such as Daibhidh Walker, Gillebride Macmillan and Donald Gilles. The rest is just a mess I'm afraid and totally ruined it for me.
Siberia (2018)
Keanu blackmailed?
This popped up on Netflix and as it starred Keanu Reeves, I thought I'd put it on. This was a mistake. Wooden acting (apart from the sex scenes ironically), no character development and no plot whatsoever. I can only imagine either Keanu didn't read the script before taking the job or he was blackmailed into doing it. I was left so disappointed when the end credits came up. There are many scenes that are completely irrelevant and don't provide any depth. Its basically just filler material to make the film 2 hours. Nothing of interest happens In this time. I honestly think it was written by a child.
Steak (R)evolution (2014)
Poorly produced and directed
This film had lots of potential but it was executed poorly. It seems to jump about and not make much sense. It seems very dragged out and towards the end, it was a struggle to keep my attention.
It was however interesting to see all the different breeds of cattle and different tastes around the world. Highland cattle win my vote as the tastiest.
Wheelman (2017)
Boring and no attention to detail.
Struggled to finish the movie. Also it's strange how the Speedo never goes above 20-30 yet the engine is almost on the redline in 2nd or 3rd. If you plan to film an entire movie from a vehicle at least make it believable.
Game Over, Man! (2018)
Great for making you laugh!
Honestly almost wet myself. It's not a deep movie and was never supposed to be which is why I guess there are so many poor reviews. I didn't expect much from this but it was well worth a watch. Plenty laughs to be had.