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Baise-moi (2000)
Graphic shock value French film
With no knowledge of this film prior, had no expectations. From seeing several reviews and its parental guidance, understood relatively the film was established in being. Released in 2000 as it feels quite low budget. The acting isn't very believable nor is the directing. Of course the main shock value is due to its unsimulated explicit scenes and its random graphic violence (although the violence looks roughly fake and cheesy).
The two lead women were former adult actresses so it explains the unsimulated scenes. We are simply just watching them go from place to place abusing men for sex and killing random people with guns. It's quite bizarre how places they went to didn't have better security and how they were able to get away with what they did for as long as it occurred. The film is relatively very short as it does feel so.
Hot Times (1974)
Unfunny adult version of the Archie comics
Assumed this was more so of a raunchy sex comedy similar to Porky's, however it is far more gratuitous with its explicit scenes and is closer to a soft core film than a teen sex feature film. More skin shown than expected, as it starts from the start.
As a plot, it is very simply and silly. About Archie being overly eager and desperate in trying to score, where we see him go from one unfunny scene to another. What people nay have found funny or comedic back then has certainly changed in today's day and age. Nothing was generally funny, more so juvenile and severely forced.
Several instances, we see Archie manage to be involved in situations such as hiding in the cheerleaders' locker room after a basketball game, where were see the women undress then have their showers, ending up on a set of an adult film (with Ronnie), to even going on the rooftop to spy on his sister in the bathroom. Then somehow in the end at New Years Time Square, he lucks out and gets with another woman where she offers to take him to her house. Bizarre ending with him passing out in the elevator.
Overall the film is relatively short enough but it's clear the skin scenes are thrown in to distract us from the fact the film isn't very good. It's a parody but without any laughs.
Debbie Does Dallas Part II (1981)
Unlike the original
We see as to why the original film is considered a classic in the adult world and towards that genre of films- it had a different spark to it where the controversy somewhat made the film feel better overall yet also had a certain feel good charm.
This sequel now seemingly loses its charm in which made the original stand out and feels like any other typical adult film. Nothing is really funny and situations are more serious and so is the tone.
There is certainly more of Debbie here as she's in roughly four explicit scenes. Her acting of course isn't the strongest but she seems less shy and is showing off a lot more. From the first jail cell scene, to the threesome with two other women to the scene with Ron Jeremy, to the concluding dream-like scene with the trucker (played by the coach in the original film).
We understand the main purpose of these films but speaking from a film standpoint, its plot is rather thin, is silly and simply isn't engaging. After the opening roughly ten minutes, it feels like constant "explicit" scene after one another. Including one with two women with red and black lighting while Debbie spies over them, which felt like it went on for far too long.
Fraternity Demon (1992)
Troma low budget fantasy comedy
With no expectations of this film but expected some entertaining qualities, it played out as a lot of these lower budget films from the 1990's do. The plot is very simple and basic and doesn't provide any thrills or twists. Everything is played out in a quite serious tone but also some comedic effect. However nothing is essentially funny.
Lead by Trixxie Bowie (whom hasn't appeared in anything else- clearly wasn't exactly an actress) as the title Sex demon, does a solid enough job and does have screen presence as she was the best thing about the film.
It plays out like a softcore- though there are roughly three brief explicit scenes- with Trixxie appearing in two. A major plot point is around halfway was a band with a lead singer essentially playing music throughout the rest of the film. She is certainly eye candy and depending on your taste of music, you may find it enjoyable. Otherwise the film is cheesy but there was some sense of entertainment if having no expectations.
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)
An art gallery of a film
After the first movie and seeing how highly praised from both critics and fans, this follow up sequel was certainly heavily anticipated as expected. Both films are great in the true sense. This follow up does do certain things slightly different but is quite unique in its own sense.
The visuals are just as great, if not more diverse. Where it feels like an art gallery turned into a film. Where we are watching and it seems too much to notice but as we continue watching, we notice every little detail that seemingly went into the film's animation and artwork.
The conclusion is of course left off at a cliffhanger where not many people expected with an ending that doesn't definitely end. Which only brought up further excitement for the third film.
Several highlights, including the chase scene with Miles trying to leave that universe with the other Spider-man all seemingly chasing him on the moving sub at train. The different animations and textures of the work in this scene is outstanding as a whole.
The story is more mysterious this time around where the final twenty minutes were incredibly intriguing and left the viewers wanting more. Seeing how Miles accidentally transported into the wrong universe with him slowly realizing it was quite engaging.
The villain of Spot was a unique touch added in. Preferably most aren't aware of his creation but he definitely brought something different.
As a whole very well done. The third film will certainly be heavily anticipated as pressure going forward will only increase.
The Man from Toronto (2022)
Typical expected mix of comedy and action
This Netflix lead film released in 2022 was certainly awaited initially as it was intended in having a theatrical release. However due to the COVID restrictions, it prevented those plans as it was shelved for a while longer. Starring Kevin Hart in a role he has played many times before and Woody Harrelson as the silent tough menacing tithe character. This film is about what to expect if you have seen several prior Hart films. His typical mix of comedic humor with some action and intrigue pieces.
Directed by that whom made the original Hitman's Bodyguard (and there are similarities), although this film falls a little short of that. However there are still some genuine laughs with the idea of Kevin Hart being confused and wondering what is occurring. The chemistry between both leads is solid enough. In the end, it's slightly above average- depending on your taste but also somewhat disappointing.
Fatherhood (2021)
Realistic slice of life drama
Apparently this film is based on a true story, whether or not how much was changed to Hollywoodize in order to embellish for story purposes.
The acting is of course mentioned as a strong point for Kevin Hart. Whereas as those who are simply familiar with his comedies were surprised by his dramatic turn here. The daughter did a great job in her feature film debut as well.
The story is quite simple, and tells a very realistic and telling powerful story about a single father raising his daughter as we see the struggles and journey along the way. Sone of the pacing feels a little off, such as few scenes the daughter is an infant then a couple scenes later we see her several years older making food in the kitchen.
The film does have its comedic moments of course, however some felt slightly forced and weren't that funny. Most notably his friends- whom he wonder why was he friends with them to begin with. Notably his work friend. It made it seem like they were more than just coworkers but genuine friends. Nothing about their friendship felt real or authentic.
The love interest angle was expected and did give the film more to offer, although it was predictable. Especially the ending but that wasn't a problem.
As a whole, it's definitely a touching and sensitive film. Solid for a Netflix streaming one time watch type.
The Upside (2017)
Heartfelt and enjoyable
Apparently this film is based upon a true story as well as being a remake or a French film. With no knowledge of the source material, the film was about better than initially expected. Witt two solid actors at their crafts, the chemistry between both leads Kevin Hart and Bryan Cranston works well and is ultimately the highlight of the film. It is quite emotionally driven in certain aspects but never gets too depressing, and there is casually a lighthearted mood close by. The film is a little under two hours (excluding the credits) and does feel quite lengthy.
Some parts don't feel as developed and were left somewhat confusing such as the random addition of the woman whom Cranston is writing these poems to, with him ultimately meeting for a date than things somehow didn't go as planned.
Certainly a film where Kevin shows that he's more than just a comedic talent, which was nice for a change. We see the development of his character change from start to end. The conclusion of the film was necessarily left in a happy ending all around where things made sense.
Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)
Deeper story than expected with outstanding visual sceneries
After the instant success of the original Avatar film in 2009 and that film becoming the highest grossing film of all time (until The Avengers: Endgame abruptly took that spot around in 2019), this follow up was certainly anticipated in the years following the original.
Most certainly was intended in being released well sooner than 2022 but in the end it finally came out. In comparison to the original, they are both vastly different with different natures and stories so it's indifferent in completely comparing whether which is better. Having only seen the original once and not since around its release, can barely recall every moment but do remember having enjoyed it.
The Way of Water is very complex and detail in story where it felt much more emotional driven and mature than expected. The visuals are of course the main selling point, and are possibly better than ever. For a film over three hours long, it doesn't feel as if it drags along. There is a lot that is continually occuring.
Several highlights is of course the final showdown fight scene with Jake Sully and the lead villain colonel. The ambush shootout scene with Sully and his family onto the other Avatars. The scene where the youngest son gets stranded by the water avatars and he friends that whale like creature. Along with the initial introduction of these water Avatar characters. The overall water aspect and their world was well shot and something that turned out better than initially expected.
It was certainly best for this film to be entirely different compared to the original and was the right decision on giving it an official subtitle opposed to simply named it as "Avatar 2" (although it is of course referred to as such).
Overall very well crafted film to look at and to discover the different meanings and such. A lot of attention to detail was clearly made and considering its box office revenue, it was certainly worth the wait.
Expectations were certainly met, if not exceeded. We now are anticipating the follow up next year and wonder how its box office run will be.
Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One (2023)
Once again exceeds to new heights
With this latest edition, the Mission Impossible franchise continues to add to its further depths and new heights. Now this seventh and possibly part one of a new sub series, sees the longest runtime of the series thus far.
Right from the opening with the submarine crew we are instantly hooked as wondering what exactly is occurring and who are these crew members.
This film once again delivers on top notch action sequences and stunts, with its highlights being the train fight scene with Cruise and lead villain Gabriel fighting on top of moving trains, along with new comer in Hayley Atwell being placed alongside with detaching parts of the vehicle.
The other intriguing key scene is of course the airport investigation scene where we first see Atwell's introduction to Cruise. This entire sequence with the spy ware was well shot and thrilling.
Dead Reckoning features perhaps the most collection of women characters with returning Rebecca Ferguson and Vanessa Kirby, added in newcomers in Atwell and Pom Klementieff. It definitely seemed like a changing of the guards in an aspect, with Ferguson abruptly departing and Atwell taking control of the lead- where she does a standout performance. As does Klementieff showing range in a character she isn't accustomed to- she certainly steals her scenes, as we hope to see her return for part two.
For a Mission Impossible film, Tom Cruise doesn't exactly feel fully forced front and center, given the many other characters. He isn't as explosiveness here compared to Fallout or Rogue Nation.
The villain here in Gabriel is rather mysterious and confusing at times but in the end the payoff is great. The alluded fight scene is definitely top notch, showcasing the scenery of the view
The overall main plot is revolving around the mysterious key which every member is looking to hold. The plot never drags on which is a great testament of writing given the lengthy runtime. There is seeming always something occurring, where this film is perhaps the best of the series, if not with Fallout. The anticipation for Part Two will certainly be something.
Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018)
Compelling narrative with great action sequences
Now with this sixth film in the franchise, it has seemingly been taken to new heights. All the returning characters are performing top notch as they are now completely familiar with their portrayal's and with one another.
The action sequences and stunts stand out. This is true when it comes to both the fight scenes and the vehicle scenes. Everything that is driven whether they are cars, motorcycles, planes, helicopters throughout the film, all look and feel extensively top notch.
The story may start out as slightly confusing but there is enough clues and subtle nods to follow along the way allowing things to unfold. The spy gadgets were slightly reduced here. As is the tone. Quite serious with little scenes of comedy effects.
The addition of bringing back Michelle Monaghan's character was a nice touch as it brought more depth, although her role was quite small. It was a good callback. Henry Cavil surprisingly does a solid job, his and Cruise's fight scene and helicopter scene is one of the standouts. That entire helicopter sequences with Cruise hijacking the pilots then taking control flying over the mountains was well shot and quite tensely molded.
Fallout is the longest of the franchise thus far, there is a very solid build up to its climax where even in its rather slower paced scenes in the beginning, they are crucial and still intriguing to keep upon for story purposes.
For a film with a runtime of over two hours twenty minutes, it doesn't drag on and doesn't feel that long- which is a great thing. Certainly these last three films in the franchise are the best.
Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015)
Intriguing edge on the seat moments
Very strong addition to the Mission Impossible. Quite similar to an extent to Ghost Protocol with a few new characters, with several returning stars such as Jeremy Renner and Simon Pegg. Renner's role feels slightly reduced while Pegg is given more depth and feels more important and somewhat seen as the heart and soul of the film- grown from simply the comedic relief.
The plot of this film may not be as intriguing or engaging as the tension and overall atmosphere is more serious and less light hearted in comparison to Ghost Protocol. However there are plenty of thrilling edge of the seat and vibrant moments. Specifically an underwater heist with Tom Cruise being submerged trying to lock open a vault.
Also an extended and derivative opera scene which was well shot and quite humours.
Also a very strong and great camera worked motorcycle, vehicle chase scene showcasing the great scenery and camera techniques.
As a whole, Rogue Nation is highly entertaining from start to finish, however the villain is lacking which lowers its overall grading. The twist involving Rebecca Ferguson's character made for great entertainment as her character was quite mysterious as we didn't exactly know every motive. A highlight of the film and possibly the best woman character of the franchise thus far, given its depth.
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)
Top notch spectacle in all aspects
Ghost Protocol took what made Mission Impossible 3 great and elevated its level to a higher degree. From the overall outlook of sceneries, to the lavish clothing and styles. This film definitely has a bigger budget feel where things look and feel more naturally bigger. The cast is what makes it better and is seemingly an upgrade over the previous instalment. Jeremy Renner is a great actor and his character plays it off great. Paula Patton may be an upgrade over the previous women in the other films. Simon Pegg isn't as irritating here providing comic relief. The highlight stunts feel bigger, such as Tom Cruise climbing and walking over the glass buildings, as well as the interrogation scene with Léa Seydoux's character. Overall this film feels more polished all around where everything seemingly connects. It's serious at times but the comedic moments are enjoyable and fun. Easily the best of the series thus far.
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Very strong entertainment
After a long six year plus wait after the second and rather panned Mission Impossible film, there was certainly a lot of skepticism and anticipation regarding this third film. Featuring another different director, MI3 certainly is the best of the first three films.
We see Tom Cruise being more comfortable with his character and his understandings of the chemistry among the other characters, as well as the missions and motives. Michelle Monaghan does a rather career turning performance as his love interest with subtle twists. Philip Seymour Hoffman is the lead villain and sadly entirely miscast. There was no emotion in his performances and absolutely no fear factor from him. Besides him being the weakest part.
The overall action sequences and spy aspects elevated the film to be highly entertaining. One highlight was of course the switching scene regarding his character, with Cruise adapting to Hoffman in the bathroom. The face mix matching technology is always a great addition. Quite complex but was rather telling.
This film also featured Tom Cruise running and being chased the most of the three. Overall this featured the best and most engaging story out of the first three.
Mission: Impossible II (2000)
Over the top yet enjoyable fun
Mission Impossible 2 is considered by many as one of the weakest films in the series, if not the weakest. However with a different director in John Woo, he brings in a different style in comparison to the original film. There is more action sequences to be seen and a several slow motion effects, given a rather cheesy effect. Although more so of an action film than a straight mysterious spy thriller as seen in the first original. Enjoyed the chemistry between the leads a lot more in this film. The plot isn't as confusing in comparison to the original but it's still highly enjoyable even though it's over the top, for what it's worth.
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Rather flat and confusing
The first and original Mission: Impossible films released in 1996 seemed to have been quite an instant success warranting it numerous high profile bigger budgeted sequels in future endearments. As for this film and seeing it for the first time, it has not aged well. It feels very much cheesy with not much excitement. Tim Cruise plays his part well, as does some of the other supporting actors and actresses. Overall there were some decent action sequences but the spy aspect never felt as convincing and was ultimately rather confusing in the end. Expected somewhat more from this considering its high praise.
Jurassic Park III (2001)
Simple plot with cheesy characters
This third film in the franchise feels quite likely the most family oriented. The addition of the new characters of William H. Macy and Téa Leoni came across as rather irritating and annoying- specifically Leoni. Now returning Sam Neill as the lead with Goldblum absence without an explanation. Laura Dern returns but as a very small role.
The entire plot is relatively very simple with even less thrills, suspense and excitement. The runtime is the shortest of the three and it's because they couldn't think of anything else. A lot more running around, whining and trying to escape we see in the film. It's a noticeable drop of excitement in comparison to the 1993 original.
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
Downgraded sequel
Following the steps of the original was certainly going to be a challenge. This seer isn't as good as it feels noticeably lesser and more generic. Not much is explained regarding the absence of Laura Dern or Sam Neill's character. However Jeff Goldblum is presence and takes the leading role. Featuring a younger Julianne Moore who is an instant upgrade over Laura Dern.
The worst aspect of this film is that humans always seem to be stopped from fighting back against the Dinosaurs, it's understood for the Dinosaurs to kill the humans because they shouldn't mess with them. But Spielberg seems to be adamant that there should be no pleasure taken in humans killing Dinosaurs no matter how many people they kill. So the movie basically turns into a rather unpleasant kill fest. The story just simply isn't as entertaining and drags on more than the original.
Jurassic Park (1993)
Arguably iconic dinosaur film
Released in 1993 and is arguably considered one of the more well known prominent dinosaur adventure films. Within instant praise and a lot of box office revenue, Jurassic Park was arguably an instant classic. As a film there is certainly a lot to enjoy as we enjoy seeing these dinosaurs risk around and evidently eat their preys. The story is relatively easy to follow and understood. It is a lot more tamer and family friendly than initially expected.
The violence doesn't exactly go too graphic with very little blood. The finale is quite enjoyable as we see things get pieced together. It's easy to see why it's beloved.
Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
Bland story cash grab
Apparently nearly 30 years from the release of the original Jurassic Park film, sees the complete unneeded return of Laura Dern, Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum. The problem with this film is not its special effects but the story feels bland and generic and very lifeless. The inclusion of those three elder actors simply took away screen time from the main focus characters. Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard don't feel nearly as important to the core story as they did in the previous two films in the series.
The film also feels rather watered down and tame. The dinosaurs are menacing but we barely see anything of note. The end was entirely predictable as we wanted the film to come to an end.
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024)
Less on action and more focus on the apes
Having seen the previous films in the franchise and was anticipating the release of this latest film, can conclude it isn't as great as Dawn or War.
Kingdom starts off relatively slow and we see only the apes for roughly the first fifty minutes or so. The first human and lead character of Mae doesn't appear until roughly the forty eight minute mark and she remains relatively the only human until we see William H Macy as some sort of scientist appear later on. The visuals are great as ever but the story drags on and it feels noticeably longer than the previous films.
Lesser on action but there are still some solid sequences. The story is predictable and not as suspenseful as it could have been. We felt Mae was never quite in any danger throughout. The apes wired us definitely fascinating to see how they were able to maneuver their way around things.
The box office revenue of this film was its lowest of the franchise and that is perhaps due to the long awaited release. Seven years after its predecessor is quite a long wait. This was most likely the last film.
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024)
New Empire yet lesser
In comparison to its predecessor released three years prior, A New Empire feels like a step below. The story is somewhat of a continuation with less characters and less overall entertainment. Rebecca Hall returns and has a larger role as does Jia.
The action sequences are still there but don't feel as important or as memorable compared to the previous film. There is still an engaging factor due to its overall landscape and scenery but in general it's not as captivating. The mysterious and suspense in the previous film is gone here due to what we already know or are anticipating. At points it somewhat drags on, but in general is average.
Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)
Much improved action and overall story
Upon the heels of the previous Godzilla film released only two years prior. Now sees this film with a new addition in the Godzilla atmosphere with the help of King Kong. Where as this film features more so Kong.
One major reason for this a step up above the previous film is the runtime. Godzilla: King of the Monsters felt entirely long as it dragged on with less than interesting characters. This follow up delivers more interesting characters, with the stand out being a little deaf child whom steals arguably her scenes. Millie Bobby Brown returns as does Kyle Chandler- though his screen time is heavily reduced.
The overall action is a lot better and more visually stunning. The finale showdown with Godzilla and Kong in Hong Kong near the bright city buildings was well crafted and made for great entertainment. Although predictable, the journey and story was a lot more heartfelt and sincere. Arguably somewhat silly how Kong was able to connect to this girl with him understanding her sign language but it's better than some other plot devices we have seen.
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
Great visuals bland story
These Godzilla films are primarily sold on the aspect of the monsters and overall destruction we see them in. The story here with these characters just isn't that engaging or interesting. It feels very bland and the typical family dynamic we have seen in several non monster films. The acting is as we expect, while the characters are simply there. If we don't necessarily care for the characters or their actions, we aren't exactly fully invested.
There are good scenes of Godzilla action but relatively too few and in between. The design of the three headed monster was well done for its part within.
Predators (2010)
Mismatch of forgettable characters
The first remake of the original film, sees a wide selection of characters. Starring Adrien Brody and the others, in contrast to their cartoony predecessors, play a different type of movie, perhaps closer to James Cameron's Aliens-complete with tough, Israeli sniper chick, as perhaps a nod to Vasquez; Mr. Cameron nods to himself in Avatar with the character of Trudy Chacon. Here, they inhabit a slightly darker, more gruesome film. The acting is competent and the action suspenseful. Even though the remaining survivors are easily predicted, it's somewhat interesting seeing how they get there in the end.