Are there naked girls in this movie? No.
Are there girls in bikinis in this movie? No.
Are there fun kills in this movie? No.
Is there a shark in this movie? No.
Is the acting good? No.
Is the writing good? No.
There's simply nothing worthwhile about this movie, unless you enjoy topless men. If you do, you might at least enjoy a shower scene. There's a fair amount of beefcake for you to enjoy.
Outside of that, there is absolutely nothing to recommend this movie.
1/10.
Here's forty-ish characters of filler..
Scale:
1-3: Don't waste your time.
4-6: Good.
7-9: Great.
10: Outstanding.
