Pines

The best thing about this movie is that it's free. We expected to watch a low budget "cheesy" horror film, but nothing about any of it made any sense. Take it back-the actual best thing is the Doestevsky quote at the end. Don't bother-there is no plot. Waste of 1.5 hours of my life that I'll never get back.

My husband, daughter, cat Daisy, and yellow lab Darla agree. It wouldn't take a genius to connect the plot to some cohesive idea. The old man gives her a book? What is the significance of that? What about her sister? Where was she? The cut up feet in the woods, the teeth, the boarded up Assisted living? It's one of the worst movies that Daisy has ever seen. Trust me-she could hardly watch even though she was on the nip.