- Tom: [as the Cocaine Bear chases them] Shoot it! Shoot it! Damn it, not the tree, the big fucking bear!
- Ranger Liz: Shut up!
- Bear: ROWR!
- Bob: I trusted you! The state of Tennessee trusted you! The United States of America, it trusted you!
- Eddie: The bear is a girl.
- Kid (Stache): Oh, and how the hell do you know that?
- Eddie: Because it's vagina is on my ear.
- Kid (Stache): We stashed it under a gazebo. Going back for it later tonight.
- Daveed: A gazebo?
- Kid (Stache): It's a pavilion-type structure.
- Daveed: I know what the fuck a gazebo is.
- Eddie: I didn't.
- Bob: Well, you brought that on yourself.
- Daveed: Oh, yeah? I shot my own fucking fingers?
- Bob: I told you not to move.
- Kid (Stache): How did he take those two fingers off? They're not even next to each other.
- Henry: That was so messed up. That little man was an expert on bears, but he didn't know that bear was the cocaine bear.
- Ponytail: You're going to shoot him?
- Ranger Liz: Hell yes I'm going to shoot him! He took a bite out of my ass!
- Singer: And if you get addicted, it's nobody else's fault! So don't do it!
- Eddie: I prefer we left guns out of this.
- Kid (Stache): Yeah. Same.
- Daveed: And I would prefer not to be stabbed. So, Eddie, please go get the fucking gun.
- Peter: Nothing can distract me from making sure the entire biological community is safe for all our friends.
- Sari: Friends?
- Ranger Liz: He means animals.
- Peter: I don't like that word.
- Ranger Liz: He doesn't like to call them animals.
- Scandal: Run, run, run away! It's your heart that you betray. Lead me on with those hungry eyes. I know you're not so Civilized. When isn't Love Primitive? A wild gift that you wanna give. Break out of Captivity...
- Singer: White Lines...
- BBFC Card: Drug references.