- Todd McKenney - Judge: [the judges deliver their verdicts on a Rumba danced by Matt Shirvington and Natalie Lowe] I think if you two aren't already having an affair, you probably should.
- Matt Shirvington: My wife's in the audience.
- Sonia Kruger - Co-Host: [interviewing Katrina Warren after she and Csaba Szirmai have danced to "Hound Dog"] Trying to tell us something?
- Katrina Warren: The whole animal-vet thing, I think.
- Sonia Kruger - Co-Host: No, you're a dog.
- Sonia Kruger - Co-Host: [interviewing Tom Williams after his freestyle dance with Kym Johnson] Two words for you, Tommy: Hello, breakfast.