Perfect Pie is a cliche-loaded movie about a small-town girl, who made it big, returning home. It's a whole slew of played out ideas that have been done before, and I simply have no patience for any of it. They try to hook you early by suggesting there was some dramatic falling out between these two girls who are reuniting, but they get to a point where I would not believe the animosity they seem to harbor unless it was shown that Rachel McAdams shoved Alison Pill in front of a train. The reveal at the end is uncomfortable, seems improbable, and doesn't really explain the divide we've seen between the two women for the entire film. The movie up until that point felt like it was supposed to be kind of heartwarming and nostalgic, but that 180-degree turn makes it creepy and weird.
It's strange, because I feel like Perfect Pie has an unlikely mix of being both under-written and over-written. The script is lazy and unfocused, so they could have used some tightening up in order to give the entire film a better flow. But at the same time when people are talking the dialogue doesn't feel natural. There's a wordiness to the way they speak that ruins my suspension of disbelief and I can see the script-writer's hand putting words in people's mouths. I'm probably not the target audience for the film, though. This feels more like a Lifetime movie, and would be entertaining for people who enjoy coming-of-age dramas and you-can't-go-home-again tales. Perfect Pie was a bland exercise for me, and one I definitely have no desire to watch again.
