Phim Kinh Dị 2 (2001)
Chris Elliott: Hanson
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Quotes
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Dwight Hartman : Okay, thanks, "Handyman".
Hanson : I'm actually the caretaker. Oh, aren't those cool new skates? Now you be careful with those, you don't want to fall and break something.
Dwight Hartman : Oh, that's funny, that's real funny. Um, let me give you a "hand."
[starts clapping]
Hanson : Why, that's awful kind of you. Why don't you give me a "standing ovation?"
Dwight Hartman : Why don't you "lift me up?"
Hanson : Ha, ok, I see where you're going with this one. You look familiar to me. Were you in "STOMP"?
Dwight Hartman : Hey you can kiss my grits!
Hanson : I think I'll be the bigger man, now, and walk away. "Walk" away.
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Hanson : [laughs] My germs.
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Hanson : [while reaching out to Dwight who is hanging from the third floor window] Here! Take my hand!
Dwight Hartman : NO! GET IT AWAY FROM ME! Give me your OTHER hand!
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Hanson : Ah, it's Cindy. Say "Helloo" to Cindy, Shorty.
Shorty Meeks : Helloo... Cindy.
[Cindy looks at the bottles on the table]
Cindy Campbell : Oh, God. Morphine, chloroform, horse tranquilizers! You drugged him!
Hanson : I did not! That's all his stuff!
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Hanson : All right, who's ready for a wing?
Dwight Hartman : Yours or the turkeys?
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[backing into the room Cindy has just walked into]
Hanson : Ahh, watch, my fanny's coming through... watch it, make room for fanny...
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Hanson : Ooh that's heavy! Oooh! That's heavy! I'd better use my strong hand.
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Hanson : Who's ready for a wing?
Dwight Hartman : Yours or the turkeys?
Shorty Meeks : Oh shit, son.
Hanson : Well, I know what you'd like. How about a leg?
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Cindy Campbell : [looks at bottles placed in front of Shorty] Choloroform? Horse Tranquilizers? You drugged him.
Hanson : I did not. That's all his stuff.
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Hanson : Hiawatha!