Vampire Knights

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Kenny (Ken Abraham) is obsessed with vampires, so much so that he joins the ranks of the 'Vampire Knights' a fan club for a late-night TV program hosted by Sir Peterson (Pierre Turson) and p... Read allKenny (Ken Abraham) is obsessed with vampires, so much so that he joins the ranks of the 'Vampire Knights' a fan club for a late-night TV program hosted by Sir Peterson (Pierre Turson) and proudly shells out for a 'Vampire Knights' medallion. Kenny takes this all so seriously muc... Read allKenny (Ken Abraham) is obsessed with vampires, so much so that he joins the ranks of the 'Vampire Knights' a fan club for a late-night TV program hosted by Sir Peterson (Pierre Turson) and proudly shells out for a 'Vampire Knights' medallion. Kenny takes this all so seriously much to the amusement of his flatmates Bobbie (Billy Frank) and Tom (Thomas Kingsley) who he ... Read all

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4.2/10

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Trivia
Robin Stille wore the same wig in Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988).

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SPOILER: Photos of Ken and Elissa's wedding are shown during the end credits.

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Features Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (1922)

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Vampire Knights
Written by Pat Pattison, Wendy Levy and Peter Melnick
Publishers: featherrain/Middlepage/Melnickov
Produced by Pat Pattison and Wendy Levy
Vocals: Lenny Peterson
SESAC/ASCAP

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2/10

Sir Sucksalot.

Ken Abraham plays Ken, avid viewer of the Vampire Knights public access TV channel, hosted by Sir Peterson (Pierre Turson). Ken's flatmates Bobbie (Billy Frank) and Tom (Thomas Kingsley) invite three babes - Tasar (Robin Stille), Zane (Ann Michaels) and Ellissa (Mary Logan) - back to their pad, unaware that their guests are vampires, and it is up to Ken to deal with the bloodsuckers.

As I write, Vampire Knights has just two reviews here on IMDb: one fairly positive, and one very negative. I'm with the guy who trashed the movie: I found this low-budget comedy/horror to be an extremely amateurish effort that failed to deliver the scares and laughs. The plot is puerile, the characters are moronic, and the dialogue is inane.

Have a drink every time the spring-loaded bed goes up or down and you still wont be wasted enough to enjoy this disaster.

2/10, for the one vaguely amusing scene in which Zane gives naive Elissa advice on the art of 'giving neck'.