- Matthew Welsh: You cold-blooded murderess!
- Hexina: What did you just call me?
- Matthew Welsh: Murderess.
- Hexina: Oh, I thought you said Methodist. For a moment I was insulted.
- Hexina: They didn't institutionalize me just for having a yen for cheesecake, you know.
- Matthew Welsh: Tell me why they did.
- Hexina: When I was 16 I was seduced by an older man. He was cruel and sadistic.
- Matthew Welsh: What did he do?
- Hexina: He sold insurance.
- Matthew Welsh: No, no, no, no. Tell me what he did to you.
- Hexina: I was emotionally and sexually abused. And then one day he just went too far.
- Matthew Welsh: What happened?
- Hexina: He refused to marry me. So I set some shrubbery on fire outside his house, as a prank. Instead, he perished. Along with 32 other people.
- Matthew Welsh: 32 other people?
- Hexina: Yeah. Super Bowl weekend.
- Hexina: I want to thank you for all your fine effort tonight. And that includes making me come 15 times in bed.
- Hexina: When you've killed as many people as I have, it's easy to lose track. Now, which one was Simon? Tall guy, bad skin?
- Hexina: [Hexina has killed someone and has snuck into Matthew's apartment] You and I are going to have so much fun! Think of all the great sex games we can play. Do you have mayonnaise and a rake?
- Det. Ferguson: [Detective Ferguson, while chasing Matthew on foot, jumps up on the hood of a car and falls down on his face. When discovered by other detectives he yells] The son of a bitch hit me with a lead pipe
- Gloria O'Connor: [Gloria hesitantly lends a tape recorder to Matthew with the words] Be careful, it's a Sony and I'm still making payments on it
- Matthew Welsh: Gloria! Gloria! You've known me a long time. Have I ever seemed like a homicidal maniac?
- Gloria O'Connor: You're asking the wrong person. I, I had a crush on Norman Bates till the end of the movie.
- Det. Ferguson: She even attacked a mime. Just found out about it. Seems the mime had been reluctant to talk.
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