- Vice Detective Michael Keneely: Wouldn't you think the man would've at least had the decency to stay for the sermon?
- Vice Detective Patrick Farrel: The Lord's gonna smoke his ass!
- Huge Black Man: [while beating Keneely with brass knuckles] Hello, Keneely. You know what, Keneely? I gotta message for you, from my friend. He says: Shazam! That's all; Shazam. Can you dig it?