The Partridge Family (1970–1974)
Brian Forster: Christopher 'Chris' Partridge
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Quotes
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Christopher "Chris" Partridge #2 : C'mon, let's play a game, Mr. Kincaid.
Tracy Partridge : Yeah, let's play a game.
Reuben Kincaid : Okay, okay. Let's play a game called "Lost."
Danny : How do you play?
Reuben Kincaid : Well, I'll hide my eyes and you three kids run away from home - far and fast - and keep running until you're lost.
Tracy Partridge : Then what?
Reuben Kincaid : In three weeks, I'll come look for you. If I find you, I lose.
Tracy Partridge : What if you *don't* find us?
Reuben Kincaid : Well, then I win.
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Christopher "Chris" Partridge #2 : ...Here's my compass. It doesn't work, though. It always points in the same direction.
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Laurie Partridge : You know, it takes a warped mind to think of women as a hobby.
Christopher "Chris" Partridge #2 : I'd rather collect stamps.
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Keith : ...Now that you've got a million dollars, what's the first thing you're going to do?
Danny : Gloat.
Keith : Besides that.
Danny : Invest it.
Keith : I think the first thing I'm going to do is charter a boat and sail to the Caribbean.
Danny : Great. I'll rent it to you.
Christopher "Chris" Partridge #2 : Why don't you buy a boat, Keith?
Danny : Because I bought it first.
Keith : What are you going to do, Chris?
Christopher "Chris" Partridge #2 : Buy a catcher's mitt...
Keith : No wonder you're so short. You think small.
Christopher "Chris" Partridge #2 : ...But then I'm going to buy the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Danny : I'm not selling.