Review of Åpenbaringen

Åpenbaringen (1977)
1/10
A piece of crap
13 June 2005
This movie makes you really wanna leave the cinema, in complete boredom. The plot, acting, and manuscript are just so bad, that it doesn't get unintentional funny either. You're just aching to get away.

Through the entire movie I sat and wish I could have been back in the army, sweeping a 3000km2 parking area, by hand. Marie Takvam is not really an actor, and YES, it shows. And why was everybody complaining about her bum? I mean, if you can't take watching a well-proportioned woman's butt, without hysteria, you have no business watching movies at all. Even the cinematography sucks, trying to get modernistic with partly hand-held camera. And the lines...my god..the lines.
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