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Bhool Bhulaiyaa (2007)
Best movie ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg i loved this movie what i expected which was a comedy turned out to be a thrilling amazing storyline with a fantastic script and wonderful cast that pull the movie off. Shiny and Vidya are amazing and they really bring their parts out. Akshay is brilliant as always and proved that he can be a psychologist when he wants to be and paresh rawal and rajpal yadav just added to the comedy. Omg i loved this film. The songs were amazing especially Sajda even though it wasn't in the film but the title song is so good. I also like that song lets rock now soniye. Oh my this film was brilliant...a true work of bollywood art and the best thing was that it wasn't a stupid lame copy or a remake...instead it was original and the best film ever.
Sunday (2008)
Sunday - good film...with good comedy
When i first saw the trailer i was man this looks so stupid. Then after it was released my dad was like lets go watch it. And i agreed. Best thing i did that day. I actually went to see the film on a Sunday and i was impressed. What looked like stupidity in the trailers was actually pure comedy and the story was very unusual and bizarre which i liked because this film didn't just copy something but actually made it good. I don't think the idea is completely original but still its pretty good. I liked Ayesha Takias acting. She shows her emotions well and Ajay Devgan was a bit annoying after a while when constantly eating ice cream and that. The songs were good especially Manzil and Kash ye Kash hai and it was obvious that the director wanted to show off his cool camera tricks that he had learnt and it was done a bit over the top but overall the acting throughout was good and so was the story. Arshad and Irfan were truly hilarious and i was a bit worried this was going to turn into some weird film when the rape drug was mentioned, then it was OK after the explanation so i was like phew! I liked the theme tune lol when the action starts and you can hear Sunday being repeated in the background. Definitely worth the watch....you don't want to miss this Sunday
Welcome (2007)
The best comedy movie of this year
This film i went especially to see in star city and it definitely was not a waste. This film was brilliant in everything that it had tried to achieve. When i first saw who was in it and the sort of plot line and who is was made by and stuff i thought it would be funny and a good film. When i came out of the screen i had not only confirmed my predictions but realised this was a splitting your sides funny and an excellent film. Katrina Kaif cannot act for dog biscuits and the song Koka Laka Valari was a bit stupid but besides that it was amazing. It was nice to see Malika wearing normal clothes for once and even 2 saris i mean that is brilliant even for her. She looked very nice and that item song by malika arora khan was good and i specially liked the song kiya kiya. Feroz khan was good in this movie and Nana Pateka and Anil Kapoor made me laugh so much. I loved the ending when Lucky jumped out the fire and Akshay Kumar started screaming "Miracle Miracle" lol and when Paresh rawal's wife came and Feroz khan was like wtf is she doing here? and stuff it really was an amazing movie and a brilliant end to the year and start if you saw it after new years.
I Am Legend (2007)
Disappointing but OK compared to other crap
This movie was OK. When i first saw the queues and lines outside the cinema for I am Legend i thought this film must be amazing or something. Later after watching the film i was sadly disappointed and thought after all that hype it was just ordinary. I'm sorry to other people who liked this film but my comment is personal and how I felt about the movie. It was OK. Began a bit strangely and the flashbacks were very effective and the relationship between Will Smith and his dog was sweet and definitely the better part of the movie. I was well upset when the dog became bad...that was evil. May i ask one question? I know we all love Shrek and stuff and that is one amazing film but the point of it in I am Legend was a bit hazy. I mean i know the Will Smith is like proper lonely and that which is why he quotes the lines of Shrek but they went a bit overboard did they not? And the end is something i didn't understand because his blood was the cure and stuff but who would they have cured after blowing them all up in that explosion. Another thing i must mention. Where the hell did the woman and son come from? They just randomly appeared in the movie and stuff and how did they get there? And another thing who powers the electricity in New York? Because whoever they were they should have either been dead or one of those strange monster alien things. Anyway overall was OK...but didn't live up to expectations
Om Shanti Om (2007)
This movie is indescribable
Now listen here people...you might think this film is not good but you must be the freakiest people in the world coz listen up OSO is not only the most brilliant movie i have ever seen this year its also the best bollywood movie I've seen in a very long time. Main Hoon Na i loved for ages and now this movie is taken a step down and replaced with OSO because that film totally rocks. Farah Khan successfully tried to copy the 70's time which was done well and for me the second part of the movie was the most thrilling and exciting. I cried when he was giving that speech and especially when his mate is watching the television and he's like "Omi?" and he played the part well good and that song deewangi deewangi i was waiting for it the whole movie and when it came it went so fast i wanted to watch it again. I loved that song especially all the stars and one of the funniest moments was probably the awards during the nominations. I didn't get the Om Kapoor ones but Abhishek's and Akshay Kumar's was hilarious especially with the gun and abhishek acted like joey lol like he was about to get up and then sat down looking really angry. LOL and akshay was having a spag and pulling that girl's hair. Oh my this film was brilliant. And let's not forget the marvellous roles filled by Arjun and Shah Rukh And Deepika (who did really well for a newcomer) this film definitely made my diwali!!
Heyy Babyy (2007)
Good movie...worth the watch
This movie was very good Akshay and ritesh and fardeen all have really god chemistry the baby was so cute Vidya looked nice The songs were really good i went to watch it at star city was a very good choice this is so funny and very entertaining i wanted to kill them when that baby drowned you could tell it was a dummy when the doctor put an injection in the baby. Very clever story. Better than spending your money on RGVKAag. this movie was funny and witty and the songs were really nice especially mast kalander with shah rukh khan making his guest appearance. That pariwal guy was hilarious, with the car going really slowly and everyone walking past. and when ritesh bashed into that tree.
Good movie go watch it
Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag (2007)
An insult to Sholay
This film was absolutely...ugh i can't find the word oh wait... crap! I mean when it started i was like yeah this looks good and then after it was so boring. I nearly fell asleep and it had nothing to do with the fact that i caught a late showing because it was utter filth. Ram Gopal Varma has tried his best but the cast could never live up to the cast of the original Sholay i mean what was he thinking doing a remake. What was he trying to do? Be like Sanjay Leeli Bhansani and win all the awards next year like he did for Black? Ajay and that other guy were good especially the other guy who played raj because out of all of them he was the one to look at. What was Amitabh doing? He's destroying his own dignity by doing all these stupid films. First Nishabd then Cheeni Kum then Jhoom Barabar Jhoom and now this i mean hes got to gather a bit of his money and move as far away from Bollywood as possible before he loses all his respect and I'm telling you he's already past half his way. I mean all this is really good for the other actors like Shah Rukh Khan who's getting a really good name now because of the recent downfall of Amitabh. I never really liked him because he thinks he's God and i just knew Abhishek was going to be in that movie.
If you want to save your £17.75 and spend it on something good go watch Heyy Babyy because that's just the funniest movie ever and it's number one in the charts!
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
Harry Potter is the best thing ever....thank you J.K.Rowling
I am such an idiot. I totally engulfed myself in reviewing bollywood movies i totally forgot about my other true love which is harry potter. I love harry potter i mean not the actual character or Daniel Radcliffe because he's ugly i mean i just love the ideas and stuff associated with harry potter. The final book is so good. It's absolutely brilliant and amazing and the fifth film s definitely the best film so far lol i sound like homer from the Simpson's movie but is anyone has read the 7th book they will know how amazing it is. It is actually indescribable ... just pure genius. Anyway the film is very good the director has really taken into account about the gist of the film and made one amazing movie because the plot in th book is so clever the film just has to be good. Umbridge played her part well and it gives you a sense of what the characters are when you read the books you can relate the characters to the one's that played them in the film. In short Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix is brilliant definitely deserves the ten out of ten
The Simpsons Movie (2007)
omg Simpsons is the best
Oh my this film was brilliant, went to see it twice once in Leicester and then again in London in the west end. Oh my it was so funny i couldn't stop laughing. Homer with his spider pig and that silo where Homer goes to Marge "hey i helped" that's hilarious. Simpson's the show is very funny and entertaining i mean i'm actually watching the show now while writing this and it's really hard because i have to keep stopping because something good happens every 3 seconds. the movie was amazing and that thing with the boob lady was so funny and when Homer tries to jump into the sink hole and swears at everyone as he sinks.
Bart was funny in this movie as well and they really brought the whole father son relationship into perspective as they hint in some episodes about the rockiness between Homer and Bart with the strangling and that episode when Homer tries to help Bart build his soapbox derby racer.
Lisa was entertaining as well with her boyfriend Colin. It was quite funny when she punched Bart after he made that claim and when she was trying to be cool but laughed really weirdly.
Ned was funny with the penis thing when Bart landed on the window.
Overall it was an amazing movie and really entertaining and definitely paying double in the west end
Partner (2007)
Partner .......hilarious
Partner was an amazing movie!! i duno what you thickos are chatting about because yeah this movie did copy hitch but it was like a million times better. Govinda was so much better than that other guy and Salman was better as the Love Doctor. Some scenes were totally different whereas others were quite the same but still.......i mean at the end....that was a bit unnecessary and that and the stuff with the rocket was funny. SOME PEOPLE DON'T APPRECIATE GOOD HUMOUR. Partner was good...definitely more entertaining than hitch and if you guys thought hitch was better then you a bloody bunch of malteasers!! God sometimes it's like why watch Indian movies when you know they are running outa ideas. I mean nothing please some people. If they want a movie with action then they complain it was all action and all the stunts were copied from English movies. I mean everyone knows either a Indian movie is a remake or a sequel or copies an English movie. It's as simple as that!
Fool N Final (2007)
confusing yes...but still quite good for a laugh
OK before anyone asks why i gave this film such a rating above average its just that i think this film was actually really good and i'm not saying it's better than K3G or KANK or Don or even tara rumpum because they were all brilliant movies but its just fool n final is OK in some ways n quite good in other ways i mean come on it was so weird i mean there is actually not one god guy in this except sunny deol as they are all thieves and stuff and what was with that name Moscow Chikna?? sounds like a type of dog from Moscow or something. And g-9?? what in the world was that about and i hardly can believe that a paresh rawal and johnny lever could even fit in to their costumes lol
Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham... (2001)
This film was amazing
Wow when i went to watch this film it was the only Indian film i have seen twice without it being boring. I watched it first in Leicester then again at star city in Birmingham. SRK was great in this film and his role really suited him. Amitabh was good and so was jaya and kareena and rani played their parts well. Kajol was amazing and hrithik was average (as you probably guessed i don't like him very much) This movie has a really good story and i'm sure it will be like one of those legend films like lagaan and other stuff. I really liked this film and the story was really gripping and the speeches were heart-moving. This film was really good and i've got the DVD now. Omg don't you just love that bit at the end of bole churiyan when hrithik and shah rukh khan hug and jaya bachan spins around and the theme song plays in the background. I find it hilarious i mean has she got some kind of tracker when her two sons hug or summit? PURE FUNNY THAT WAS!!
Mere Jeevan Saathi (2006)
What were these people thinking?
I mean i have seen many bollywood movies and when i was watching this i watched it with my friend and we made this film really funny but you know what was with that whole karishma wanting to commit suicide like 3 times and she was like drowning him in her blood and everyone just waited for her to finish the song and didn't stop her when they saw her feet bleeding. I mean what was that about? I think this movie was really a waste of time and the songs were really bad and crap."Mere jeevan saathi" what kind of title was that? I mean the dialogue was stupid and the screenplay was very bad and amisha patel and karishma weren't acting very well. I mean they looked so fake and those pictures of akshay kumar in that room. I mean that Chinese and hairy ones were crazy!! and creepy!
Salaam-E-Ishq (2007)
This film is amazing
Oh my gosh this film has everything comedy,romance,adventure,action,songs oms this is what bollywood films are about people. Salman and govinda did some very good acting n i was bloody impressed with john's acting as he was the best guy in there and oh my gosh when that English girl was speaking Hindi at the end loll That was too funny oh my gosh and salman has some weird phone telepathy with karan johar's mob and akshay is a weird drunk and anil kapoor and sohail khan are bloody per vs! wow this film is amazin and definitely one to watch oms this film is wicked its amazing its lovely its great. OK god they have to make these comments long. anyway this film was really good and i enjoyed it and i went to watch it with my friend and we had popcorn and stuff and the film was so good that afterwards we talked so much about it
36 China Town (2006)
If you like a thriller/comedy this is the movie 4 u
This movie was very good as it being a bollywood movie. Unlike an ordinary attempt to create a murder mystery, this time bollywood has definitely done the right thing. They left no loose ends or wandering questions although some pointless songs which turned out 2 b a figment of some very powerful imagination from shahid and kareena and upen patel in this film was SOOOO HOT!! omg he was incredible. and the role he played so suited him. Paresh Rawal and Johnny Lever guarantee this a good comedy and work together comically to settle their debts. THIS FILM IS GOOD AND WATCH IT AND HOW IT IS VERY GOOD AND Definitely COVERED THE ANGLE OF THE ONE U LEAST SUSPECT!
Humko Deewana Kar Gaye (2006)
well well bollywood strikes again with its bad cinematography
The only reason that i give Humko Deewana Kar Gaye a much not deserved 7 out of 10 is that although the mistakes were noticeable, they were quite funny. Bollywood is at a very weird point because they are just figuring out they can do new tricks with the camera n decide 2 cram all the cool effects into one fast-paced song. The song Rockstar has been bombed with quick editing and quick paced cinematography that the entire song looks entirely fake and completely unnecessary. And another thing what the hell is all that random stuff bout in the car...our two lovers are trapped in a snow storm just because Katrina closed her eyes for 2 milliseconds n suddenly there they are surrounded by mountains of snow and your thinking OK how they are going to get out? but also how long was that girl asleep for? they must have fell bout 7 feet and suddenly it shows them surrounded by 89173905873 feet mountains of snow. And what a cheap holiday they went on...just close your eyes and your at the destination...and she goes "Rome...Spanish steps" like there really are Spanish steps in Rome....shouldn't it be Italian? and another thing they both imagined exactly the same clothes...and what was all that "I'm not in the Kashmirs mountains..(lets go of hand)...I'm afraid of heights"...i mean calm down your just in a car for gods sake. And in that song where Akshay is really sad its got a bit of the song where hes on a bridge and then it suddenly shows him running through this jungle with snow and back to the bridge and then him again in the jungle panting and breathing heavily...i mean what was the point?? Akshay can run through branches full of snow and get very tired? And that song...For your eyes only? quite a good song but at one point the camera looks down on the room and there's like 5 people there and when it looks again the whole rooms filled! Anyway despite all of the above Humko Deewana Kar Gaye is a very good film and it certainly kept the other actor secret...i wont say who it is but its not Salman because i honestly thought it was but was very surprised...but you'd think after seeing Akshay claiming to be a room service boy you'd recognise him......... Anyway go watch the film and the songs are good....fine only Fanaah, for your eyes only and Humko Deewana Kar Gaye
Fight Club: Members Only (2006)
GO GO GO GO fight club!! its a gr8 movie
OH MY GOD!! i went to the premiere of fight club yesterday and it is so good. lol its an amazing movie and dino n zayed n sohail look really good. lol its such a good movie and got lots of action in and the violence can't be helped with a title like FIGHT CLUB! the songs are good and and the music is fanstastic although there is some theft of main hoon na music but not that much of it. Sunil shetty plays well as a don but some of the storyline is a bit far-fetched. overall its a really good movie and the actors play their roles well and its just a bit of everything really. i'm glad i've seen it and its really good, definitely worth the watch.
Kal Ho Naa Ho (2003)
Best film of 2003
Now being a big fan of Main Hoon Na i was a bigger fan of Kal ho na ho in 2003. It is a great film. The gujju song and the Kanatben scenes are too funny and i think that saif and shahrukh really go 2gether to bring out the entertainment. That couldn't have pulled off the Kantaben tricks if they had been with other people. Preitys acting was great and th story was amazing and really emotional at the end. This is a great film and everyone should watch it. I remember me and my friend fighting over which one was better. Main hoon na n or Kal ho na ho. we had to agree that in 2003 it was kal ho na ho and in 2004 it was main hoon na. Maahi ve is a great song and you still enjoy it even if you hear it again and again.
Dus (2005)
Another good movie
Its OK i wouldn't say excellent but still good. What it lacks in sanjay dutt and everything else it makes up for with hot Zayed. and maybe abhishek bachan. The songs were amazing and Dus Bahane is my favourite which still rocks. Chaam se is one funny song. I wonder if people notice the first time they watch the song but if you look really closely there's a background dancer in the beginning with blue shirt, blue trousers and blue jacket going very over the top with his dancing. In that song the guy just makes it so funny. And if you watch abhishek his chuni thing round his neck keeps falin but then finally i think he pins it properly on Zayed khan has some funny lines in the film and AB Jr looks a bit sleepy at times. The Irfan killing scene was the best. What a scene. Did you see the way they entered. It was Sunil in van jumping out with a huge gun. Then A Jr in car planting fires in them and swerving into them (what a show off) then finally Zayed Khan coming in on bike. That was a great scene. Especially when gulshan grover tried to get the gun out but he cant coz hes an old man. Jambwal was very stiff in this movie. At the end he needed someone cutting up his food. And then when sanjay dutt was crying on the floor why couldn't he have just shot him there and there. I mean he was going to kill 20,000 people so why couldn't he kill one police man. Then when Sajay shot him he fell very stiffly as he was made of cardboard. Anyways i think Zayed and Abhishek and Dus Bahane made this film what it is!
No Entry (2005)
This movie was the funniest movie ever
Well this movie is definitely the best Indian comedy ever. First there was Masti which was too funny that it roked so much. But then when I watched no entry i couldn't stop laughing. This film was pure comedy and the fact that it had salman khan made it better. He played his role superbly and his expressions were class. Anil looked so innocent at the beginning but turned into a serpent with the tongue of lying. Fardeen was funny in the beginning and kept helping out anil and going along with his lies. When they met up after anil's heart attack i was laughing so much. All their wives were confused and so was Bobby. This film is the funniest film ever. I can't believe this is a film. Its too good. So funny. Definitely the best comedy ever.
Main Hoon Na (2004)
This film is the best film ever
Sorry but this is like the best Indian film i have ever seen. It has Shahrukh Khan which makes it great and also a fantastic storyline and great action. This movie had everything. Action,romance,comedy etc. Zayed khan looked really cool in this movie and Amrita Rao played her part well. SHAHRUKH was obviously the best and after him definitely Zayed Khan who was great dressed as a "Hippie". You could talk about this film forever. I know I'm just writing a comment about it now and it did come out in 2004 but this movie deserves it. It was the greatest movie ever i believe of 2004. I know some may say Veer-zaara was but I still believe this was the best for youngsters as it had more action and comedy and quickpace rather than Veer-Zaara. Farah khan had a knack for making great movies. This new Happy New Year of hers sounds really good too. And I hope it will be another one like Main Hoon Na
Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya (2005)
this was a gr8 movie
This movie was so funny Salman's acting is so funny. he was best suited 4 this role along with Arshad. just 1 little thing but it totally copied a bit of the ending from the final episode of friends which was a shock after just seeing that episode to be watching a Indian comedy and suddenly that same bit comes up with different actors and actresses LOL anyways despite this it was a really good film n everyone acted really good i would say no entry, Masti and this film are some of the best comedy movies ever! Salman khan makes this a enjoyable film to watch. You know what you have to make these comments so long. Anyway Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya is a great film! there is that enough now?