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All Cheerleaders Die (2013)
No idea what I just watched
The poster looks pretty good. The trailer looks OK.
Then I realized any small part of this movie worth watching had been crammed into a 90 second trailer.
The sound is cheap. I had to turn my volume up to around 90 to hear anything with any real clarity.
The effects are even cheaper - if you're going to kill people on the cheap you may as well throw some real dead bodies around the screen as I'm fairly certain their acting would at a minimum be on a par with what I was watching on screen.
45 minutes in I had to remind myself if I didn't claw my way to the end of this film I'd have wasted 45 minutes. In the end, as expected it turned out I'd wasted 90.
Even the hot women couldn't save this movie. All Cheerleaders Die? After watching this I thought I might. Abysmal.