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Blink Twice (2024)
Legit HATED this movie
Let me start this off by saying I was excited to see Blink Twice, but it's so bad it's almost infuriating.
First off, I'm not sure what movie other people were watching, but the one I watched was insanely boring. Literally nothing happens for 80 minutes. Most of this time is spent with them doing the same thing over and over and over on an island. Smoking, eating, drinking, swimming - repeated 10 times. There's snakes, and shots of people looking "off" with ominous music. They're "having a great time."
Second, when things actually do happen, it's also boring. The "payoff" is lame. The ending is lame. Everything about this movie is lame.
There's really nothing else to say. This movie currently has a 6.9 and I have no idea why.
In a Violent Nature (2024)
Snoozefest
Decent concept that just turns out insanely boring. There's really not much you can say about an ogre spending almost the entire movie walking slowly through the woods - you feel like you're playing a video game instead of watching a movie. There's one really good kill, but it doesn't compensate for everything else. There's almost no chance anyone who isn't a fan of slashers will like this, and even if you are it's probably 50/50 which way you'll fall in how you view it.
"Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon" is a much better movie if you want to watch something from the killer's perspective.
Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021)
Was pumped for this. Predictable 30 minutes in.
I'll keep this relatively short: It's a good movie worth watching, but if you've seen five thriller/horrors in your life and pay attention to small things, it's entirely predictable 30 minutes in. The traps aren't that great despite what others say. It's a fine movie on its own, though, and probably worth watching. Just don't expect to be blown away like some of these other reviewers.
Followed (2018)
Fun found footage - Worth a watch
First off, I have nothing to do with the movie. I'm giving it a 10/10 IMDB rating to counteract the unnecessarily bad reviews. I feel compelled to write this review, which won't help you if you're looking for a synopsis.
I'm just here to tell you guys why you *shouldn't* listen to the complainers in the reviews. I'm giving a "10" to offset the other reviewers who come here to bitch. We all know those types.
With that said, I'd rate this movie a solid 6 or 7 as far as found footage goes. Definitely worth a watch. I legit thought it was decent, and almost didn't watch cause of the other reviewers. Don't listen to them. It's a fun movie.
People's biggest gripe seems to be the main character, who is over the top most of the time. Yeah, that's how YouTubers act. I feel most people that nailed this movie don't even realize this simple fact.
This isn't meant to win Oscars, people. Drop your insane expectations. Enjoy.
In short, decent movie and worth a watch.