The Wilde Wedding

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Clemmie: [narrating] So, what can I tell you about Eve Wilde that you don't already know? Well, for starters, she absolutely hates being called Grandma or Grandmother or anything with "grand" in it. So she's just plain old Eve to both you and me.

Clemmie: Oh, you probably do know she's been married before, right? But the only one you really need to pay attention to is Laurence, husband number one and my personal favorite because he is technically my grandpa, but guess what. I can't call him that either. Actors...

Clemmie: Eve and Laurence met in New York where Laurence was studying to be a famous actor. And Eve wanted to be an actress, but, well, you know how that old chestnut goes. Life's what happens while you're busy making plans.