- Chanel Oberlin: It is so unfair that you tried to kill me, #5!
- Chanel #5: I'm telling you, I didn't do it!
- Chanel Oberlin: Oh, stick a hot dog in it, you manatee! You and I... are officially *not friends anymore!* Did you know that I wanted to go with Ivanka Trump this year? Hmm? Yeah! She is an inspiration to us all...!
- Chanel Oberlin: [now blue] I mean, this is *totally* going to ruin this Halloween party for me.
- Chanel #5: Wait! You're perfect!
- Chanel Oberlin: What?
- Chanel #5: *Now* you don't have to worry about a costume. You can go as a *blueberry!* Or... a Smurfette.