- Jim's Father: [answers door, sees David in uniform] Jesus Christ.
- [David looks down at his clothes, confused]
- Jim's Father: Jimmy, it's your friend!
- [Jim starts to exit]
- Jim's Father: Where the hell are you going at this hour?
- Jim Stone: Official police business, Dad.
- Jim's Father: Who's the cop?
- Jim Stone: I am, Dad - we both are.
- David Waters: I think that guy has a friend with deep pockets.
- Jim Stone: That's very deep. Very deep.
- David Waters: [notices nearby customer] I think that guy's getting a handjob. He's still eating so it's hard to tell.
- Records Clerk: You just reached for my phone in a suspicious manner.
- David Waters: No, I didn't.
- Records Clerk: [ignores] That would suggest you're hear under the auspices of illegal activity.
- Jim Stone: [indicating bail statement for $200,000 cash] What do you think?
- Jim's Father: Well, I think there's a lot more to making a cop than just paper.
- Jim Stone: Yes, but I just thought it was unusual.
- Jim's Father: It is.
- [silence]
- Jim's Father: You know, a good cop is going to look at it and know exactly what to do.
- David Waters: [sees Jim smother a lemon wedge with tabasco sauce] What's that for?
- Jim Stone: Have you ever tried it?
- David Waters: I can't say that I have.
- Jim Stone: Well, you take this one, and I'll take the other.
- [grabs other lemon wedge smothers with tabasco]
- David Waters: What are we, in the sixth grade? I'm not going to eat this.
- [Jim downs lemon wedge]
- Records Clerk: I'm going to call the sheriff.
- David Waters: I'll give you $100.
- Records Clerk: Okay.
- David Waters: [stunned silence] O-okay.
- [hands her wad of cash]
- David Waters: You know, you're lucky this investigation is so well funded.
- [Clerk looks unamused]
- Captain Harris: [reviewing Jim's mobile unit proposal] This is, uh, expensive. Look, Jim, I don't know what I can do about this. You're going to have to talk to the commander.
- Jim Stone: But, I did, and he told me I need to speak with you.
- Captain Harris: [dubious] Right. You know, you really should just talk to the commander about it.
- Jim Stone: [pause] Yes, sir. Absolutely, sir.