- Jessica: [sees his wife having sex with Tyler Swift] Matt, stop!
- Matt: Shut the fuck up! Right now!
- Tyler Swift: Isn't that my jacket?
- Matt: That's my girl, asshole!
- Matt: [to Jessica]
- [he takes a bottle of wine and starts to shake it]
- Matt: You can keep your fucking mom's house!
- [he sprays the wine on her]
- Matt: How's that for a cumshot, bitch!
- Matt: [about a shot of whisky] Is this Kosher?
- Daddy Dave: Why do you think we're always turning away?
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