Royal Pains

Divya Katdare: ["Characters Welcome" crossover ad with "Burn Notice": Divya is diagnosing Sam Axe in a bar] It could be excessive blood loss or hypoglycemia. Are you on a diuretic?

Sam Axe: No.

Divya Katdare: Perhaps it's even psychogenic polydipsia.

Sam Axe: Oh?

Divya Katdare: Any one of those could be causing your excessive thirst.

Waiter: [gives Sam a beer bottle] Here you go, sir.

Sam Axe: Thank you.

[he takes a drink from it]

Sam Axe: Hey! What do you know? It's gone! It's like a miracle cure!

Divya Katdare: Miraculous.

Sam Axe: Doesn't mean it's stopped. Sammy's very sick.

Divya Katdare: Is this how you usually pick up women?

Sam Axe: No, usually I just get 'em drunk. Waiter!