- Garfield: [as a cowboy, facing Odie in a shootout] One last whimper, one last prayer, gee... I hope he put on clean underwear.
- Garfield: [as a pilot speaking to the passengers] The in-flight movie is "Vertigo" and if you think that's in poor taste, wait till you try the food.
- Garfield: [as a cowboy, describing himself] There was Jesse James and Billy the Kid, but this cat's done worse things than they ever did.