Siêu Sao (1999)
Will Ferrell: Sky Corrigan, Jesus
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Quotes
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Jesus : Why'd I make everyone so insecure?
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Mary Katherine Gallagher : Oh my God!
Jesus : Oh my Me! How are you?
Mary Katherine Gallagher : It's going OK. Are you the Lord?
Jesus : Well, to you I am. See, technically, you're, like, in this REM sleep state, and I'm a mixture of your mind's images of God, some past authority figures, uh, Sky, and your dad. Basically, your subconcsious came up with me to help you deal. Dig?
Mary Katherine Gallagher : Yeah... uh, you want a glass of water or something?
Jesus : No, I'm good. I'm God!
Mary Katherine Gallagher : Oh. Right.
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Jesus : The Lord God is materializing in a highway to guide you to her.
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Sky Corrigan : I bet you put that cherry lip gloss on just for me.
Evian Graham : Shut up.
Sky Corrigan : You shut up.
Evian Graham : No, you shut up.
Sky Corrigan : Make me shut up.
Evian Graham : Okay.
[kiss - kiss]
Sky Corrigan : I like sugar.
Evian Graham : Sugar is sweet.
[kiss - kiss - kiss]
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Jesus : My child, during this time of great adversity, I want you to do one thing: get jiggy with it.
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Sky Corrigan : Hey, Evian, I made up a new dance move. It's called 'The Move On With Your Life'. Ha!
Evian Graham : I did 'The Fax Machine' for you!
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Mrs. Corrigan : [Evian knocks on the door repeatedly and Mrs. Corrigan sees her and is annoyed and proceeds to answer the door] Evian! Good to see you. Out walking for scoliosis again?
Evian Graham : Oh, no. Mrs. Corrigan. I just came by to give Sky this. Is he home?
[shows her a teddy bear wearing a football helmet]
Mrs. Corrigan : Yes. He's just... . Actually, can you wait a moment?
Sky Corrigan : [walking in the background] No! Definitely not! No way!
Mrs. Corrigan : I'm sorry. Sky's not home.
Evian Graham : Oh. Okay. Then could you tell him if he wants to talk to give me a call?
Sky Corrigan : [Sky walking in the background again, this time, holding a plate of food] Don't wanna talk! Go away!
Mrs. Corrigan : Okay. I'll tell him if I see him. Nice knowing you.
Evian Graham : Oh, but wait. I'm still gonna see you around. Aren't I?
Mrs. Corrigan : Oh! Now you're giving me attitude?
Evian Graham : I'm not giving you attitude. Just tell me what I did wrong!
Mrs. Corrigan : What are you gonna do? Hit me too?
Sky Corrigan : [Sky comes to the door] Hey Evian. I made up a new dance move. It's called the Move on with Your Life.
Evian Graham : Ha! I did the fax machine for you!
[screams]
Evian Graham : [Evian turns to the sky and the light suddenly turns red] Mary Katherine Gallagher must die!
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Mary Katherine Gallagher : [In a dream about Sky and her friends and Father Ritley in astronaut suits] Sky, promise me, after you destroy the meteor that's headed towards earth, you'll come back and kiss me?
Sky Corrigan : I promise babe.
Sky Corrigan : [singing] all my bags are packed. I'm ready to go. I'm standing here, outside your door.
Father Ritley , Thomas , Maria Ganitisis , Howard Feinstein , Owen Flanagan , Helen Lewengrub : [All singing] I hate to wake you up to say goodbye!
Sky Corrigan : [everyone crying and humming] Mary, I don't know how to tell you this. But I just want you to know that. I'm really going... .
[turning to everyone who's humming]
Sky Corrigan : Can you shut the hell up? I'm trying to talk!
Sky Corrigan : You gotta go.
Mary Katherine Gallagher : No.
Sky Corrigan : You have to get off me.
Mary Katherine Gallagher : No!
Sky Corrigan : Mary, please get off me.
Mary Katherine Gallagher : No!
Sky Corrigan : Get the hell off me!
Mary Katherine Gallagher : No! I wanna stay!
Sky Corrigan : There's a meteor coming!
Mary Katherine Gallagher : No! No!
[two military guards attempt to grab Mary off of Sky]