Phép Thuật (1998–2006)
Alyssa Milano: Phoebe Halliwell
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Quotes
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Phoebe : You're a monkey. Ooh, you're an angry monkey. Oh, you're pissed. You're- PMS monkey?
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Phoebe : [singing] Oh, I'm making soup for Cole, he'll eat it in a bowl, I guess that's my new role, making soup for Cole.
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Phoebe : Last night two guys held up a bar and a vigilante killed them.
Paige : Sounds more like you need an arrest warrant, not a potion.
Phoebe : Not when the vigilante is tall, dark and handsome and can send people flying with the wave of a hand.
Piper : Well, that doesn't mean it's Cole.
Phoebe : Did I forget to mention the scorch marks?
Piper : See, *that* means it's Cole.
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[Piper and Leo are down behind the bar. Piper giggles. Piper's cell phone rings and she pops up, out of breath to answer it]
Piper : Hello?
Phoebe : Hey, did you make the potion?
Piper : Potion? P-P-Paige is making the potion.
[Leo pops up beside Piper and starts kissing her neck]
Piper : And I have ten glorious minutes then I have to have my herbs.
Phoebe : Great, because I need your help fast. Karen's gonna get fired unless we get her advice column in by 8:00 tonight.
Piper : Uh-huh.
Phoebe : So what would tell a twenty-eight year old woman who's still living in her parents house because she's afraid of living alone?
Piper : I'd tell her to get a life.
Phoebe : How can I write that? We fight demons every day. How can I tell her that there's nothing to be afraid of, you know? (Piper makes a noise as Leo disappears behind the bar again, smiling.) What are you doing, Piper?
Piper : I am taking my own advice.
Phoebe : Eww.
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Phoebe : Where the hell is Leo, it's been five hours and he hasn't responded to any of my calls.
Chris Perry : I really don't know
Piper : Well I really think you do know
Chris Perry : Well maybe I do, and if I'm right, Leo's gonna need some major alone time
Piper : You know what? Cut the cryptic crap. I want you to go up there and bring Leo back now.
Chris Perry : Fine. But if I was you I would focus on finding a way to unfreeze Paige 'cause you're gonna need her... soon
Piper : I swear to God if he does not bring Leo back I am gonna blow his ass back to the future orbs and all.
Phoebe : Okay, Piper maybe it would be better if you go downstairs and spend some time with Wyatt... you're not breathing are you?
Piper : Nope
Phoebe : Breathe, inhale, exhale, okay next sister.
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Phoebe : So, we get to go back there? And we get to meet our grandfather?
Grams : Don't make too much out of it, because whatever you do, you can't change the past or tell anyone you're from the future.
Phoebe : [Indicates Chris] Well, why does he get to?
Chris : Because I know what I'm doing.
Grams : Not from where I'm standing.
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Piper : Oh, you know what? She's getting angry. And our powers don't work so good when we're angry.
Mitzy Stillman : We've got them now.
Piper : Yeah, you've got us now so why don't you blow us up?
Phoebe : Piper, death bad, life good.
Paige : Don't worry, this bimbo couldn't hit the broadside of a beauty parlour. Check out that dye job.
[the blonde sisters gasp]
Mabel Stillman : How dare you!
[Mabel blows up the doors]
Piper : Run!
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Piper : Paige. Is everything okay?
Paige : Better than okay. I'm going to have a love life.
Phoebe : You're making a love potion?
Paige : No, I'm making a stun potion.
Piper : So that lovers will be stunned by you?
Paige : No, so that Kazis will be stunned by me.
Phoebe : You're in love with a Kazi demon?
Paige : Try to stay with me, people.
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Phoebe : [about Leo's spell] "We harken ye"? What are we trying to summon a leprechaun here?
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Phoebe : Go away horny tom cats.
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Phoebe : The wrong thing done for the right reason is still the wrong thing.
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Phoebe : I curse you, you curse me, let's get together and do a little cursing.
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Phoebe : I mean, between you and Leo, and Prue, the new Hot Wicca Woman, and me, soon to be employed, things are looking up.
Piper : Don't say that. The moment someone says that, everything always goes south.
Phoebe : Unless you freeze him. Oh, I couldn't help it. It was so good.
Prue : Okay, okay, come on, we're going, you're going to borrow the car.
[Leo comes down the stairs]
Leo : Good morning.
Phoebe : Yeah, we heard.
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Phoebe : Piper, just so you know, I may have to flee the country, but just for a little while. And I will call you, okay.
Piper : Oh, no you don't, Missy. There will be no fleeing the country until you clean up after yourself.
Phoebe : No-no-no-no-no, I'm sorry, I can't. I'm possessed.
Piper : That is not an excuse!
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Phoebe : What's the celebration?
Paige : I'm just so happy to be home, that's all.
Piper : You wanted to move out.
Paige : I did? God, no. Never. Well, I mean, you know, maybe when I'm married or pregnant or... hopefully both at the same time. We're sisters. We shouldn't split up until we absolutely have to. You know that, right?
Piper : She's rambling.
Phoebe : I hear that.
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Piper : Oh, you know what? She's getting angry. And our powers don't work so good when we're angry.
Mitzy : We've got them now.
Piper : Yeah, you've got us now so why don't you blow us up?
Phoebe : Piper, death bad, life good.
Paige : Don't worry, this bimbo couldn't hit the broadside of a beauty parlour. Check out that dye job.
[the blonde sisters gasp]
Mabel : How dare you!
[Mabel blows up the doors]
Piper : Run!
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Phoebe : Good people do not turn other people into water coolers.
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Phoebe : It's just research for that stupid article Jason made me do.
Piper : Ah, you said his name without swearing. Does that mean things are going better at work?
Phoebe : Oh, no. He's still driving me crazy.
Piper : Didn't he just give you a raise?
Phoebe : Yeah, but that was just a bribe so I wouldn't quit.
Piper : Ah, a woman of principles. I admire that.
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Phoebe : *Hey*! Don't call me sweetie! You can't imprison someone and then call them sweetie!
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Phoebe : We could sure use some cosmic help right about now.
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Phoebe : Sorry, had to grab my broom.
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Phoebe : [Prue telekinetically shuts the door on Phoebe] Hey! We've had this discussion. You're not allowed to use your active power on me, until I have an active power to use on you.
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Phoebe : AT&T, Power of Three.
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Phoebe : It's not every day you find out the person you love isn't human, except in Piper's case.
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[Piper and Leo hear a turkey gobble and look to see Phoebe getting out of her car carrying the turkey]
Phoebe : A little help here.
Piper : What are you doing with that thing?
Phoebe : Well, first I'm gonna kill it and then I'm gonna stuff it.
Piper : You are not bringing that filthy fowl in the house.
Phoebe : Yes, I am. Thanksgiving's early this year.
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[after watching Piper freeze a cop]
Phoebe : What a cool power, I hate her.
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Phoebe : I'll do what I should've done a while ago which is vanquish your sorry ass.
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Phoebe : I hope this doesn't mean we get our *virginity* back too.
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Phoebe : You have really got to lay off the rhyming, Prue
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Phoebe : Got milk? Oooh, don't think so.
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Phoebe : Drake? Are you okay?
Drake Robin : Drake? Who's Drake? I'm Robin Hood... of Nottingham.
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Phoebe : I don't get it. If our ancient compilation of spells, witchcraft and rituals can't help us, what makes you think Martha Stewart can?
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[Witch doctor appears dressed in a suit]
Witch Doctor : How may I be of service?
Paige : Are you a witch doctor?
Witch Doctor : Let me guess. You were expecting someone with a bone through the nose and shrunken head necklace, perhaps?
Phoebe : Yeah, actually. Yeah. Yeah.
[Paige nods in agreement]
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Phoebe : [about possessed shoes] Cole, these boots may be made for walkin, but they're NEVER walkin' back to you buddy.
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Phoebe : Okay, Piper. As much as we would love to hear about your man problems, we have a possible demon to vanquish.
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Phoebe : You came all the way over here for me, I mean we, I mean us?
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Phoebe : [about Cole] He's soul-searching... or off searching for a soul.
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Phoebe : Lawyers! There should be a place in Hell for each and every one of them!
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Phoebe : Ready to kick some ass... sis?
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Phoebe : Wanna take a wiccan time out and do the crossword puzzle?
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Phoebe : Anyone got a vanquish in their pocket
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Phoebe : No I can still cast spells and do the power of three thing. Whatever the problem is it seems more natural than supernatural.
Leo : Phoebe why didn't you come to me, I'm your Whitelighter.
Phoebe : Because you've been busy.
Leo : I've been busy?
Phoebe : Well I've been busy. My work schedule has been really hectic. But I'm coming to you guys now.
Leo : Ok you guys yell at her, and I'm gonna check with the Elders and see what they know.